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aspiring grunt
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January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Getting ready to learn Chinese
Nearly 2 million Canadians are of Chinese descent, many with family and friends across the Pacific.

As we renew this relationship, China has committed to soon allowing Canadians to visit without a visa.
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Not sure there is a person on earth who is better at their job than whoever dresses Alan Cummings for The Traitors
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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keep fighting
December 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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One is too many.
How many moms need to get shot in the face before members of congress support a sec Noam impeachment?
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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The Cuckold Bridegroom, by Jan Havicksz, 1670, 📸 by Justin Ford
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
wemby is actually not real, wtf
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Jeez these camels are cool as hell
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
one of the funniest things about 1950s Japanese movies is 1/10 guys just look Mexican
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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carol: ugh have you tried doing a crossword with your pluribus handler around? absolute nightmare, they can't stop shouting out answers

me: yeah i tortured all the connections editors to death. they just let me do it to them
December 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Not sure that stain is coming out
December 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
STAR WARS always looked best when it looked a little shitty
December 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
after watching the trailers to Avatar, maybe the culture isn’t worth saving?
December 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
tv ads making their way to movie trailers is among the most evil thing I can remember
December 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Nothing exists in itself.
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
this walmart grinch lacks the entire sex appeal of the Ron Howard grinch
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i resent Paul Mescal for being so gorgeous and calmly spoken
December 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Jia Zhang Ke really might be the best living filmmaker
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Weekend plans?
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
everyone on the Rams looks like they’d be a murder suspect in a Knives Out movie
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM