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HotSaucePhD

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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 7h

Thank goodness! A tough AB in a tough game #DETvsSEA

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 8h

Fucking fuckity fuck #DETvsSEA

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 8h

Where's Mark Sanchez right now? He could be persuaded.

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 8h

Don't worry, a hero will rush the press box and punch him out

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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 8h

Sure, Bazardo has pitched 5x in 7 days, but on his off nights he fronted Living Colour #DETvsSEA

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 11h

Unsolicited Rick pic

Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 13h

My guess is: they'll get credit for avoiding the zillion percent increase for whatever interval, then point out to the still increased premiums (even with PTCs), then hang those price increases on Dems

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 13h

If they gay married each other we might begin to see an improvement in their jurisprudence 😀

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 13h

I'm guessing they'll start with race before moving to gaydar then gender.

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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 17h

I miss the days of "elbow tittin'"

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 1d

First you get the pollen, THEN you get the honey, then you get the queen

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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 1d

Hear me out: Jennifer Connelly in Blood Diamond

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 1d

"This is the first post I saw, therefore history begins now" has gotta be some kind of Internet adage, right?

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 1d

Pheromones

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

Lafayette (in Nashville)

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

"Folks, when you're right 52% of the time you're wrong 48% of the time."

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

And bowls

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

Mr. July

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

Fingers, holes, special shoes. It's just science.

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

Brutalism is for executives and their henchmen, not architecture

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

There are 2 futures:
"Is a 10 point win too much to be a mandate for the new Democratic governors? Probably" -- NYT columnists

"Winning by only single digits undermines mandate a double-digit victory would have assured" -- NYT columnists

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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

Probably just pre-Clinton Costner to squeeze in JFK

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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

I miss the No Way Out Costner

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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

"A sample size of only 5 decades? We're gonna need to double that!" -- idiot Dem consultant
"At least!" -- idiot consultant's partner

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

How would lobsters address this autoimmune disease?