H. Perry Horton
@hperryhorton.bsky.social
NEW NOVEL OUT NOW
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
Father. Novelist. Ex-Screenwriter. One Perfect Shot OG. Legal Drug Dealer.
https://www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DARKNESS-EAT-YOU/dp/B0FVT8VWKS
Books: https://shorturl.at/AuKlV
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
Father. Novelist. Ex-Screenwriter. One Perfect Shot OG. Legal Drug Dealer.
https://www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DARKNESS-EAT-YOU/dp/B0FVT8VWKS
Books: https://shorturl.at/AuKlV
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DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP [Horton, H. Perry] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
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My #horror #novel #DontLetTheDarknessEatYouUp is only available as a physical copy because its formatting, which I think is essential to the reading experience, doesn't translate well to digital text. Im working on it. For now please consider The Definitive Edition.
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
Making RUSH HOUR 4 when there are literally trillions of other things you could spend money on is INSANE.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Making RUSH HOUR 4 when there are literally trillions of other things you could spend money on is INSANE.
Wait there's another AVATAR movie this year?
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Wait there's another AVATAR movie this year?
He thinks disappearing people to third world slave camps is a fucking joke.
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
He thinks disappearing people to third world slave camps is a fucking joke.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
JFC, @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy, if this is the best you can do then you deserve everything that will inevitably topple your ridiculous institution. She's a clown and you're a circus no one gives a shit about.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
JFC, @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy, if this is the best you can do then you deserve everything that will inevitably topple your ridiculous institution. She's a clown and you're a circus no one gives a shit about.
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somehow i don't think president harris would be launching an explicit war for oil
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
somehow i don't think president harris would be launching an explicit war for oil
Wut
Duffy on shutdown bonuses for air traffic controllers: "If you got 100% on your test, you get the sticker that's a scratch and sniff sticker from the administration. I know some people are not happy with where the cutoff was."
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Wut
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RIP to the magnificent, beautiful and deeply bananas Udo Kier. Everyone I know who has met him, no matter how glancingly, has their Udo Kier Story. May we all live half such enormous, outrageous lives.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
RIP to the magnificent, beautiful and deeply bananas Udo Kier. Everyone I know who has met him, no matter how glancingly, has their Udo Kier Story. May we all live half such enormous, outrageous lives.
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rip Udo Kier. You were in a lot of great films, but unfortunately this is the one I saw first.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
rip Udo Kier. You were in a lot of great films, but unfortunately this is the one I saw first.
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Udo Kier em Third Generation do Fassbinder (1979)
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Udo Kier em Third Generation do Fassbinder (1979)
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Farewell Udo Kier, petulant vampire king. His bickering with Arno Juerging's manservant Anton in Blood for Dracula brings me so much joy...
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Farewell Udo Kier, petulant vampire king. His bickering with Arno Juerging's manservant Anton in Blood for Dracula brings me so much joy...
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R.I.P., Udo Kier. Wish I'd interviewed him for Random Roles. Glad Caelum Vatnsdal did.
www.avclub.com/udo-kier-179...
www.avclub.com/udo-kier-179...
Udo Kier
Udo Kier
www.avclub.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
R.I.P., Udo Kier. Wish I'd interviewed him for Random Roles. Glad Caelum Vatnsdal did.
www.avclub.com/udo-kier-179...
www.avclub.com/udo-kier-179...
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Seriously, just one of the best onscreen presences to ever grace the silver screen. The definition of raw magnetism. RIP, Udo.
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Seriously, just one of the best onscreen presences to ever grace the silver screen. The definition of raw magnetism. RIP, Udo.
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R.I.P. Udo Kier (1944—2025)
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
R.I.P. Udo Kier (1944—2025)
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RIP to gravitas incarnate. 😢🫡
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
RIP to gravitas incarnate. 😢🫡
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RIP Udo Kier. An incredible and utterly unique screen presence always guaranteed to elevate the material he was a part of.
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
RIP Udo Kier. An incredible and utterly unique screen presence always guaranteed to elevate the material he was a part of.
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Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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RIP Udo Kier
“To know death, Otto, you must fuck life…in the gallbladder.”
“To know death, Otto, you must fuck life…in the gallbladder.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
RIP Udo Kier
“To know death, Otto, you must fuck life…in the gallbladder.”
“To know death, Otto, you must fuck life…in the gallbladder.”
Ah fuck. Udo Kier died. He was fucking awesome. RIP
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Ah fuck. Udo Kier died. He was fucking awesome. RIP
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My #horror #novel #DontLetTheDarknessEatYouUp is only available as a physical copy because its formatting, which I think is essential to the reading experience, doesn't translate well to digital text. Im working on it. For now please consider The Definitive Edition.
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP [Horton, H. Perry] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
www.amazon.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My #horror #novel #DontLetTheDarknessEatYouUp is only available as a physical copy because its formatting, which I think is essential to the reading experience, doesn't translate well to digital text. Im working on it. For now please consider The Definitive Edition.
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DAR...
The last four days, grabbing pints at our local, we've been gifted by other patrons:
1) 60g of sourdough starter
2) 7g homegrown blueberry muffin weed
3) 2lbs ground elk, fresh-killed, and a
4) 16lb turkey.
Choose your pubs well, my friends.
1) 60g of sourdough starter
2) 7g homegrown blueberry muffin weed
3) 2lbs ground elk, fresh-killed, and a
4) 16lb turkey.
Choose your pubs well, my friends.
a group of men wearing sunglasses are standing next to each other in a living room .
ALT: a group of men wearing sunglasses are standing next to each other in a living room .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The last four days, grabbing pints at our local, we've been gifted by other patrons:
1) 60g of sourdough starter
2) 7g homegrown blueberry muffin weed
3) 2lbs ground elk, fresh-killed, and a
4) 16lb turkey.
Choose your pubs well, my friends.
1) 60g of sourdough starter
2) 7g homegrown blueberry muffin weed
3) 2lbs ground elk, fresh-killed, and a
4) 16lb turkey.
Choose your pubs well, my friends.
An indisputable masterpiece.
Watch Mathieu Kassovitz's landmark of contemporary French cinema LA HAINE (1995) starring Vincent Cassel (BOTD). A gritty, unsettling, and visually explosive look at the racial and cultural volatility in modern-day France.
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
An indisputable masterpiece.