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Damz
@huevonranchero.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Don't get it twisted, in the clerb, we all fam until I get overstimulated and go non-verbal
Bad Bunny made me a sad bunny with DtMF
January 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bad Bunny made me a sad bunny with DtMF
Whoever promoted the flu this winter needs to be fired I think
January 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Whoever promoted the flu this winter needs to be fired I think
Walking over three drains like a loose cannon
December 17, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Walking over three drains like a loose cannon
When you're looking for hope, just go to an Irish toilet to read
December 16, 2024 at 1:50 PM
When you're looking for hope, just go to an Irish toilet to read
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ME: [listening politely]
TREES: [nothing]
ME: This is normal, because trees don’t talk
TREES [muttering]: Not to you, we don’t
TREES: [nothing]
ME: This is normal, because trees don’t talk
TREES [muttering]: Not to you, we don’t
December 14, 2024 at 7:09 PM
ME: [listening politely]
TREES: [nothing]
ME: This is normal, because trees don’t talk
TREES [muttering]: Not to you, we don’t
TREES: [nothing]
ME: This is normal, because trees don’t talk
TREES [muttering]: Not to you, we don’t
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sending deep fake nudes of my self to women and being like "can you believe theyre doing thus to me!! Uggh! tech bros are the WORST"
December 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
sending deep fake nudes of my self to women and being like "can you believe theyre doing thus to me!! Uggh! tech bros are the WORST"
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The best tweets are the ones born from rippin the penjamin
December 14, 2024 at 6:09 AM
The best tweets are the ones born from rippin the penjamin
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Do we think gnocchi is the pinnacle of human innovation?
December 14, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Do we think gnocchi is the pinnacle of human innovation?
I don't care if this is a safe space or not, decaf coffee is hiding something
December 9, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I don't care if this is a safe space or not, decaf coffee is hiding something
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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[christmas tree lot]
me: i’ll take this one
guy who puts it in a fishnet: want me to make it sexy?
me: i’ll take this one
guy who puts it in a fishnet: want me to make it sexy?
December 7, 2024 at 10:18 PM
[christmas tree lot]
me: i’ll take this one
guy who puts it in a fishnet: want me to make it sexy?
me: i’ll take this one
guy who puts it in a fishnet: want me to make it sexy?
I'm gonna say it. Spice bags may be the greatest Irish creation ever made
December 7, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I'm gonna say it. Spice bags may be the greatest Irish creation ever made
The Irish might be onto something you know. They know things
December 7, 2024 at 3:25 PM
The Irish might be onto something you know. They know things
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me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
December 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
The airport is a lawless place
December 6, 2024 at 5:36 PM
The airport is a lawless place
Self care or watch Dead Poets Society once again? 🤔
December 5, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Self care or watch Dead Poets Society once again? 🤔
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date: i’m a single mom
me, a one-upper: i’m two moms
me, a one-upper: i’m two moms
December 5, 2024 at 1:08 PM
date: i’m a single mom
me, a one-upper: i’m two moms
me, a one-upper: i’m two moms
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*dry shampoos my pubes*
December 5, 2024 at 12:45 PM
*dry shampoos my pubes*
"We are dreaming of tomorrow and tomorrow isn't coming,
We are dreaming of a glory that we don't really want.
We are dreaming of a new day when the new day's here already.
We are running from the battle when it's one that must be fought.
And still we sleep"
We are dreaming of a glory that we don't really want.
We are dreaming of a new day when the new day's here already.
We are running from the battle when it's one that must be fought.
And still we sleep"
December 5, 2024 at 12:53 PM
"We are dreaming of tomorrow and tomorrow isn't coming,
We are dreaming of a glory that we don't really want.
We are dreaming of a new day when the new day's here already.
We are running from the battle when it's one that must be fought.
And still we sleep"
We are dreaming of a glory that we don't really want.
We are dreaming of a new day when the new day's here already.
We are running from the battle when it's one that must be fought.
And still we sleep"
Spotify wrapped has me feeling like this EVERY YEAR.
December 5, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Spotify wrapped has me feeling like this EVERY YEAR.
My dog does anything
Me: I didn't know that that was happening. That's really powerful
Me: I didn't know that that was happening. That's really powerful
December 5, 2024 at 7:20 AM
My dog does anything
Me: I didn't know that that was happening. That's really powerful
Me: I didn't know that that was happening. That's really powerful
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
When you wave back at someone only to find they were waving at the person behind you
December 4, 2024 at 7:21 PM
When you wave back at someone only to find they were waving at the person behind you