Burt Jarvis
@iamburtjarvis.bsky.social
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Biden’s mangling of a few words was a major story. Trump’s public descent into full-blown dementia is not.
February 1, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Biden’s mangling of a few words was a major story. Trump’s public descent into full-blown dementia is not.
Lord, please keep me alive long enough to witness the day on the internet when those jackasses die.
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Lord, please keep me alive long enough to witness the day on the internet when those jackasses die.
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While the optics of ICE officers firing 10 shots into an unarmed man may be less than ideal for the administration, the politics around immigration still seem to favor Republican.
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 AM
While the optics of ICE officers firing 10 shots into an unarmed man may be less than ideal for the administration, the politics around immigration still seem to favor Republican.
Antartica over here. All the Celsius cans in my car exploded 😠
January 27, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Antartica over here. All the Celsius cans in my car exploded 😠
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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
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Stop complaining. If you don't like this country, leave. Got a broken tail light? Abandon your car by the side of the road. Toilet not flushing? Move out of your house. Never try to solve any problem, just give up
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Stop complaining. If you don't like this country, leave. Got a broken tail light? Abandon your car by the side of the road. Toilet not flushing? Move out of your house. Never try to solve any problem, just give up
All day everyday:
Grocery prices getting lowered >>>> Human rights
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Grocery prices getting lowered >>>> Human rights
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January 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
All day everyday:
Grocery prices getting lowered >>>> Human rights
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Grocery prices getting lowered >>>> Human rights
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Speaking from having watched way too much documented evidence in motion pictures form… only Gerard Butler can save us from all this turmoil
January 25, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Speaking from having watched way too much documented evidence in motion pictures form… only Gerard Butler can save us from all this turmoil
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Whether it's protesters filming ICE agents or ICE agents murdering protesters, there's plenty to criticize on both sides.
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Whether it's protesters filming ICE agents or ICE agents murdering protesters, there's plenty to criticize on both sides.
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CBS News is reporting that the ICE officers who killed Alex Pretti suffered internal injuries during the shooting.
January 25, 2026 at 4:58 AM
CBS News is reporting that the ICE officers who killed Alex Pretti suffered internal injuries during the shooting.
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It’s time for ICE to deport all the rapists and pedophiles.
by Donald Trump
by Donald Trump
January 25, 2026 at 1:54 PM
It’s time for ICE to deport all the rapists and pedophiles.
by Donald Trump
by Donald Trump
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If our administration is as racist as the Left claims, then why have the past two civilians we've murdered been white?
by J.D. Vance
by J.D. Vance
January 24, 2026 at 11:43 PM
If our administration is as racist as the Left claims, then why have the past two civilians we've murdered been white?
by J.D. Vance
by J.D. Vance
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The ICU nurse who loved dogs and helping veterans was no angel.
January 24, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The ICU nurse who loved dogs and helping veterans was no angel.
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they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
The Empire is crumbling. Soon, my sweets!
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` buried alive '' written on it .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` buried alive '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
The Empire is crumbling. Soon, my sweets!
listen up, united states of tara!
cut it out.
cut it out.
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
listen up, united states of tara!
cut it out.
cut it out.
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Wake up babe, the horrors continue to persist
January 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Wake up babe, the horrors continue to persist
Internet circa 2026.
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Internet circa 2026.
How miserable do you have to be to become an ICE agent?
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
How miserable do you have to be to become an ICE agent?
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my life is a series of unfortunate appetizers
January 7, 2026 at 9:01 AM
my life is a series of unfortunate appetizers
Don’t have a good night. It’s not approved.
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Don’t have a good night. It’s not approved.