Chris Todd
@iamchristodd.com
Screenwriter. Former AFF Semifinalist. Current Comedy Bang! Bang! fan and employee.
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Iamchristodd.com | https://www.linkedin.com/in/christodd09
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Available for pre-order on Kindle with a paperback on the way?! Self-publishing is a wild ride.
Pre-order your copy. It’s funny, and probably should be made into a feature: a.co/d/7iMNcL5
Pre-order your copy. It’s funny, and probably should be made into a feature: a.co/d/7iMNcL5
After college my friends and I would meet at a bar each week to pitch ideas. Usually comedy bits. Sometimes vague topics like “heist business.”
Like most ideas in bars, “heist business” didn’t go anywhere. But now in the future, I wrote about what might have happened if we tried. a.co/d/e4baXvV
Like most ideas in bars, “heist business” didn’t go anywhere. But now in the future, I wrote about what might have happened if we tried. a.co/d/e4baXvV
Amazon.com: The Bungled Heist: A Short Story eBook : Todd, Chris: Kindle Store
Amazon.com: The Bungled Heist: A Short Story eBook : Todd, Chris: Kindle Store
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December 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
After college my friends and I would meet at a bar each week to pitch ideas. Usually comedy bits. Sometimes vague topics like “heist business.”
Like most ideas in bars, “heist business” didn’t go anywhere. But now in the future, I wrote about what might have happened if we tried. a.co/d/e4baXvV
Like most ideas in bars, “heist business” didn’t go anywhere. But now in the future, I wrote about what might have happened if we tried. a.co/d/e4baXvV
My 7 year old daughter is crushing on the board already. 💅 🤙
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My 7 year old daughter is crushing on the board already. 💅 🤙
Picking up new hobbies at 39.*
(*mid life crisis unlocked)
(*mid life crisis unlocked)
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Picking up new hobbies at 39.*
(*mid life crisis unlocked)
(*mid life crisis unlocked)
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Gather the family around the fireplace as @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social count down numbers 10 through 7 of the best CBB episodes of 2025 as voted on by you, the listeners!!
Available everywhere and ad-free at CBBWorld.com 🎧
Available everywhere and ad-free at CBBWorld.com 🎧
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Gather the family around the fireplace as @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social count down numbers 10 through 7 of the best CBB episodes of 2025 as voted on by you, the listeners!!
Available everywhere and ad-free at CBBWorld.com 🎧
Available everywhere and ad-free at CBBWorld.com 🎧
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just paid taxes. Pls buy some books 😭
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
just paid taxes. Pls buy some books 😭
Think school isn’t important? The total value in a spreadsheet at work came to $1,066 and I yelled out “that’s the year of the Battle of Hastings!”
And if that’s not important, I don’t know what is.
And if that’s not important, I don’t know what is.
December 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Think school isn’t important? The total value in a spreadsheet at work came to $1,066 and I yelled out “that’s the year of the Battle of Hastings!”
And if that’s not important, I don’t know what is.
And if that’s not important, I don’t know what is.
Pretty good start (and maybe peak) for the pre-order!
I hope the “heist crime” readers are ready to read something silly.
🔗 The Bungled Heist a.co/d/0fNvHCk
I hope the “heist crime” readers are ready to read something silly.
🔗 The Bungled Heist a.co/d/0fNvHCk
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Pretty good start (and maybe peak) for the pre-order!
I hope the “heist crime” readers are ready to read something silly.
🔗 The Bungled Heist a.co/d/0fNvHCk
I hope the “heist crime” readers are ready to read something silly.
🔗 The Bungled Heist a.co/d/0fNvHCk
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🎶 It’s the most wonderful tiiiiime of the year 🎶
Scott and Paul count down YOUR numbers 14 through 11 of the best episodes of 2025!
Scott and Paul count down YOUR numbers 14 through 11 of the best episodes of 2025!
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
🎶 It’s the most wonderful tiiiiime of the year 🎶
Scott and Paul count down YOUR numbers 14 through 11 of the best episodes of 2025!
Scott and Paul count down YOUR numbers 14 through 11 of the best episodes of 2025!
Bad news for all the OVER bets on the Cantina theme this year for the CBB Best Ofs. 😆
December 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Bad news for all the OVER bets on the Cantina theme this year for the CBB Best Ofs. 😆
I don’t even know what this take means. Like, nobody today makes you laugh? no one? Only two of the best to ever do it and nobody since?
I have to guess they watched one Matt Rife special and assumed that’s who everyone is?
I have to guess they watched one Matt Rife special and assumed that’s who everyone is?
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I don’t even know what this take means. Like, nobody today makes you laugh? no one? Only two of the best to ever do it and nobody since?
I have to guess they watched one Matt Rife special and assumed that’s who everyone is?
I have to guess they watched one Matt Rife special and assumed that’s who everyone is?
All Christmas movies should be available to stream in December. What do you mean I can’t watch Bad Moms Christmas?
December 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
All Christmas movies should be available to stream in December. What do you mean I can’t watch Bad Moms Christmas?
The “please stand by” when they break gets me every time.
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The “please stand by” when they break gets me every time.
It’s so much easier to say “I need to go wrap your presents” than having to explain where you’re going for two hours when the children believe Santa does all the work. 🎁
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It’s so much easier to say “I need to go wrap your presents” than having to explain where you’re going for two hours when the children believe Santa does all the work. 🎁
Everyone gets a go bag for Christmas until the signs of the apocalypse stop being a daily occurrence.
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Everyone gets a go bag for Christmas until the signs of the apocalypse stop being a daily occurrence.
Available for pre-order on Kindle with a paperback on the way?! Self-publishing is a wild ride.
Pre-order your copy. It’s funny, and probably should be made into a feature: a.co/d/7iMNcL5
Pre-order your copy. It’s funny, and probably should be made into a feature: a.co/d/7iMNcL5
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Available for pre-order on Kindle with a paperback on the way?! Self-publishing is a wild ride.
Pre-order your copy. It’s funny, and probably should be made into a feature: a.co/d/7iMNcL5
Pre-order your copy. It’s funny, and probably should be made into a feature: a.co/d/7iMNcL5
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I've read 40 peer scripts this year and I must say it was definitely the year of the comedy. So many great scripts, so I'm going to share my very favorites in a 🧵
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I've read 40 peer scripts this year and I must say it was definitely the year of the comedy. So many great scripts, so I'm going to share my very favorites in a 🧵
The special was good, obviously.
So pumped to watch Aparna’s special on @dropout.tv tonight.
When I used to pretend to be a comedian in DC, Aparna was always the comic to see at the showcases and open mics.
When I used to pretend to be a comedian in DC, Aparna was always the comic to see at the showcases and open mics.
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The special was good, obviously.
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Intriguing idea
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Intriguing idea
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Please watch Aparna Nancherla’s special, Hopeful Potato out NOW on Dropout! Aparna is the best, and the special was directed by the devastatingly gorgeous and very smart guy, me!
🎭 TONIGHT! Aparna Nancherla's FIRST Dropout special, Hopeful Potato, launches at 4 PM PT / 7 PM ET!
In her new special Aparna talks social anxiety, relationship dynamics, and the benefits of aging.
#DropoutPresents
In her new special Aparna talks social anxiety, relationship dynamics, and the benefits of aging.
#DropoutPresents
December 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Please watch Aparna Nancherla’s special, Hopeful Potato out NOW on Dropout! Aparna is the best, and the special was directed by the devastatingly gorgeous and very smart guy, me!
So pumped to watch Aparna’s special on @dropout.tv tonight.
When I used to pretend to be a comedian in DC, Aparna was always the comic to see at the showcases and open mics.
When I used to pretend to be a comedian in DC, Aparna was always the comic to see at the showcases and open mics.
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So pumped to watch Aparna’s special on @dropout.tv tonight.
When I used to pretend to be a comedian in DC, Aparna was always the comic to see at the showcases and open mics.
When I used to pretend to be a comedian in DC, Aparna was always the comic to see at the showcases and open mics.
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Coming in at 2 hours and 19 minutes…it’s the 2025 Holiday Spectacular!!
Ring in the holidays with co-host Jason Mantzoukas, RFK Jr., Krendall, Austin & Tony, Soupsa Claus, Ho Ho the Elf, and an automated call from DeLuca’s Chophouse! Happy holidays from CBB! 🎄
Ring in the holidays with co-host Jason Mantzoukas, RFK Jr., Krendall, Austin & Tony, Soupsa Claus, Ho Ho the Elf, and an automated call from DeLuca’s Chophouse! Happy holidays from CBB! 🎄
December 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Coming in at 2 hours and 19 minutes…it’s the 2025 Holiday Spectacular!!
Ring in the holidays with co-host Jason Mantzoukas, RFK Jr., Krendall, Austin & Tony, Soupsa Claus, Ho Ho the Elf, and an automated call from DeLuca’s Chophouse! Happy holidays from CBB! 🎄
Ring in the holidays with co-host Jason Mantzoukas, RFK Jr., Krendall, Austin & Tony, Soupsa Claus, Ho Ho the Elf, and an automated call from DeLuca’s Chophouse! Happy holidays from CBB! 🎄
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
Opened up Reddit for some casual scrolling and there’s a Rob Reiner (unconfirmed) TMZ report?! 🙏
December 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Opened up Reddit for some casual scrolling and there’s a Rob Reiner (unconfirmed) TMZ report?! 🙏
I might actually get this thing published in 2025. 🍻
rewrote the sneak peek because my editor (my mom) was like “maybe get to the story”
rewrote the sneak peek because my editor (my mom) was like “maybe get to the story”
Got a little writing done today and it felt great. About four more chapters needed to wrap up my first short story. 🙏
Sneak peek available 👀 iamchristodd.com/humor/heist-...
Sneak peek available 👀 iamchristodd.com/humor/heist-...
Bungled Heist | A Short Story in Progress | IamChrisTodd
Circa 2010, a group of friends would meet at the bar every Wednesday and come up with comedy bits. They called themselves the Intellectuary . One night, they had an idea: a heist business. That i...
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December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I might actually get this thing published in 2025. 🍻
rewrote the sneak peek because my editor (my mom) was like “maybe get to the story”
rewrote the sneak peek because my editor (my mom) was like “maybe get to the story”