Not Steve Jortles
@galileo908.bsky.social
The Home of Beaming For Bunnies! Author of “The Crystal Gem Hero: Steven Universe!” On AO3.
I also like to live-tweet things, so be warned. he/him
I also like to live-tweet things, so be warned. he/him
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Actually, it’s kind of diabolical the way they’ve defined “hoarding” as NOT acquiring new things.
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Actually, it’s kind of diabolical the way they’ve defined “hoarding” as NOT acquiring new things.
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Isn't it kinda funny how Yoshi's Island is considered one of Nintendo's best platformer franchises, and yet the only truly great Yoshi's Island game that they ever made was the first one
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Isn't it kinda funny how Yoshi's Island is considered one of Nintendo's best platformer franchises, and yet the only truly great Yoshi's Island game that they ever made was the first one
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Thanksgiving Saved From Racist Tirade After Cousin Mentions Yellowstone
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Thanksgiving Saved From Racist Tirade After Cousin Mentions Yellowstone - Hard Drive
CLEVELAND — The Clark family’s Thanksgiving dinner was rescued from a potential racist tirade by family patriarch Phillip after the Paramount series... Read more nonsense
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November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Thanksgiving Saved From Racist Tirade After Cousin Mentions Yellowstone
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hard-drive.net/thanksgiving...
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Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
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We’ve reached the WTF moment of the parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
We’ve reached the WTF moment of the parade.
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Doctor Doolittle and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang were a few of the special treat amazing movies that were treated as events when they aired on network tv. Willy Wonka was another. That would’ve made this schedule perfect.
A flubber movie is nothing to sneeze at, though.
A flubber movie is nothing to sneeze at, though.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Doctor Doolittle and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang were a few of the special treat amazing movies that were treated as events when they aired on network tv. Willy Wonka was another. That would’ve made this schedule perfect.
A flubber movie is nothing to sneeze at, though.
A flubber movie is nothing to sneeze at, though.
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He doesn’t say “Hee hee,” or “Tee hee” when he laughs. He says “Hnn hnn!”
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
He doesn’t say “Hee hee,” or “Tee hee” when he laughs. He says “Hnn hnn!”
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Oh wait. There she is.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Oh wait. There she is.
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Finally saw the Campbell’s Gudge commercial.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Finally saw the Campbell’s Gudge commercial.
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Shout out to the Amazon drivers who have the day off today but don’t really because they have to make up the day or use PTO if they want their full week’s pay.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Shout out to the Amazon drivers who have the day off today but don’t really because they have to make up the day or use PTO if they want their full week’s pay.
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Dick Van Dyke is 6 months older than the actor who played Grandpa Potts in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Dick Van Dyke is 6 months older than the actor who played Grandpa Potts in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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Reading this like its sung by System of a Down
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reading this like its sung by System of a Down
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This month's Patreon-exclusive Purple Stuff Podcast bonus show is here! Join us for a look at some of the awesome TV commercials that aired during the 1985 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! Listen or subscribe here: patreon.com/purplestuff
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This month's Patreon-exclusive Purple Stuff Podcast bonus show is here! Join us for a look at some of the awesome TV commercials that aired during the 1985 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! Listen or subscribe here: patreon.com/purplestuff
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We meet again motherfucker
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We meet again motherfucker
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
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OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
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A good hour of Thanksgiving is looking for cooking tools you use once a year.
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
A good hour of Thanksgiving is looking for cooking tools you use once a year.
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variety barrel, el cajon, california, 1978
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
variety barrel, el cajon, california, 1978
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Multitasking before dinner by watching the MST3K Turkey Day stream and the dog show.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Multitasking before dinner by watching the MST3K Turkey Day stream and the dog show.