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🌵🦕 Cactus Man 🦕🌵
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I put the Homo in Homo sapien. He/him. My life is more valuable than your comfort. No returns, no refunds. Batteries not included. Opinions not my own, I'm just holding them for a friend. https://pronouns.page/@spiderbrodin
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I can't be the only one who sees it
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tofu doing the thriller dance in his sleep
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Reject any and every lie of this regime that they are fighting the drug trade. Their boss pardons a drug kingpin who helped bring 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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WOW! THANK YOU!! — GCN
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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America’s pretty cool, I think we should have as many people here as we can so they can make it cooler
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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we don’t call objects stuff like bunghole or poop deck anymore and that’s why society is the way it is
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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How very not surprising 👇
New US security strategy aligns with Russia's vision, Moscow says
The Kremlin welcomes the starkly worded document, which does not cast Russia as a threat to the US.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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The most transparent administration in history is now hiding both the complete Epstein files and the complete video of the Sept. 2 boat strike from the American people, only releasing the parts of each that they want you to see while concealing the rest.
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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They’re not hiding the brutality anymore.
They want you to see it.
They want you to get used to it.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I turned off the news for 1 day to give myself a break, and came back to this. wtf is going on now?
New US security strategy aligns with Russia's vision, Moscow says
The Kremlin welcomes the starkly worded document, which does not cast Russia as a threat to the US.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Note: "Deportation Judges," not immigration judges. No need to apply if you don't get the agenda.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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If the Democrats and Independents don’t win the midterms, we’ll have a nonfunctional Congress that’ll rubber-stamp the Trump administration. 217 executive orders could become 1,000, and Congress will act powerless. Having three bodies of government in his control must end. 🔄
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Tree Swallow & Northern Watertrush #birdtober #birdart #animalart 🪶
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”

What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”

Funny how that works.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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1. In a Sunday Night surprise, the trans healthcare coverage ban has been removed from the military NDAA.

Congressional leaders released the negotiated bill this evening, and though the House AND Senate contained the provision, it is not in the final bill!

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Trans Healthcare Coverage Ban Stripped From Negotiated Military NDAA Bill In Sunday Night Surprise
Anti-DEI and sports ban provisions for the military still exist in the bill, but the removal of a health care provision is a major victory for transgender people in congressional legislation.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Ejections from the Sun could cause the northern lights to be visible further south this week.
Northern Lights Forecast: 15 States May See Aurora Sunday Night—And Even More Monday
Ejections from the Sun could cause the northern lights to be visible further south this week.
www.forbes.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Y’all, I think we can really drive a wedge between local law enforcement and ICE. ICE is coming in and making communities LESS safe. Creating chaos and making the work of local law enforcement harder. We don’t have to be best friends, but it’s something.
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Congratulations to me!!! I'm the proud recipient of the 2025 Applebee's Peace Prize!! Thank you to all who voted for me!
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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A favourite Cladonia #lichen.
#fungi #fungifriends.
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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“Good news! Your package has been delivered!”

really?

“Yes!”

where?

“To the label printing area where a label is being printed for it”
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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reading this my main thought is that the leavitt family appears to be a bunch of degenerates and this woman was unlucky to enter their orbit
Mom of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew rejects White House narrative of her ICE arrest
In an interview, Bruna Ferreira, who chose the White House press secretary as her son’s godmother, contested the portrayal of her as a criminal, absentee mom.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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it does feel like an intense societal problem that the founder of palantir, the biggest survellience company, thinks like this
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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This guy is awarding himself a fake "peace" prize coerced through quid pro quo with a global sports body, and most of legacy media just shrugs in response and doesn't call into question his mental health. What are we doing here?
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM