Ian
@ian10.bsky.social
Full-blown nihilist and all-around horrible person with a questionable sense of humor.
NYI/LFC. Lax bro. Taylor Ham enthusiast. 201.
He/him
NYI/LFC. Lax bro. Taylor Ham enthusiast. 201.
He/him
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voting for baby hepatitis is some freak shit & then you remember that she married stephen miller on purpose
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
voting for baby hepatitis is some freak shit & then you remember that she married stephen miller on purpose
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This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they've stolen: Survey
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they’ve stolen: Survey
More than a third of self-checkout thieves see the kiosks as “unpaid work” so taking small items “feels like compensation.”
ktla.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids
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The day that Eddie Kingston becomes the AEW Men’s World Champion is going to be the best day in recorded history.
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The day that Eddie Kingston becomes the AEW Men’s World Champion is going to be the best day in recorded history.
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I don't think it's great for faith in the sport's governance that two teams in the 12-year history of the Playoff have made the field when they really shouldn't have, and both of those teams were Alabama
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I don't think it's great for faith in the sport's governance that two teams in the 12-year history of the Playoff have made the field when they really shouldn't have, and both of those teams were Alabama
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Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz won an ACC Title before Christobal
It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
look at my guy
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz won an ACC Title before Christobal
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I think democrats need to just stop saying shit like this. Just say you’re gonna make everything better. That’s literally all trump did and he washed your dumb asses
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I think democrats need to just stop saying shit like this. Just say you’re gonna make everything better. That’s literally all trump did and he washed your dumb asses
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My argument against the playoff from its introduction is that it's the only postseason in college sports that doesn't offer a bid to every conference champion and that remains true
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My argument against the playoff from its introduction is that it's the only postseason in college sports that doesn't offer a bid to every conference champion and that remains true
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Alabama-Oklahoma preview:
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Alabama-Oklahoma preview:
Forgot to post earlier
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Game 29: TBL 0-2 NYI- Shocked
The Islanders get a late winner in a game where they were outplayed
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December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Forgot to post earlier
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I love ACC football, man. It's still real to me, damnit.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I love ACC football, man. It's still real to me, damnit.
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Number of All-Time ACC Football Championships
- 5-loss Duke: 1
- South Carolina: 1
- Miami (Fla.): 0
- 5-loss Duke: 1
- South Carolina: 1
- Miami (Fla.): 0
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Number of All-Time ACC Football Championships
- 5-loss Duke: 1
- South Carolina: 1
- Miami (Fla.): 0
- 5-loss Duke: 1
- South Carolina: 1
- Miami (Fla.): 0
Enjoy it while it lasts, because this result is the end of the conference
ALL CHAOS CONFERENCE
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Enjoy it while it lasts, because this result is the end of the conference
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There are people who don't like Eddie Kingston. Fuck You is what I say to them
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
There are people who don't like Eddie Kingston. Fuck You is what I say to them
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the history books will tell everyone that we watched this happen
There is no sight that more efficiently puts the lie to immigration “court” than the common sight of children “representing themselves.” Children too small to climb into the chair, children in pajamas who don’t know where they are, children not yet old enough to speak.
Three-year-old child forced to serve as her own attorney in Tucson immigration court
More than a dozen undocumented minors were forced to make their case in front of an immigration judge as the Trump administration ramps up removal proceedings.
coppercourier.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
the history books will tell everyone that we watched this happen
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Or, don't lose to 5-7 Florida State.
Why is college football media so invested in 3 loss Alabama?
Why is college football media so invested in 3 loss Alabama?
The selection committee is going to have to decide on Sunday whether or not it wants college football to continue to play conference championship games.
That's what's at stake. If you're knocked out of the field after playing in one, it's impossible to recover from that.
That's what's at stake. If you're knocked out of the field after playing in one, it's impossible to recover from that.
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Or, don't lose to 5-7 Florida State.
Why is college football media so invested in 3 loss Alabama?
Why is college football media so invested in 3 loss Alabama?
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Replace Texas with the SEC and point stands
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Replace Texas with the SEC and point stands
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College football is the only instance where the season being on drugs is a *good* thing. For example: 2007.
It’s time to talk to your children about the #1 Indiana FOOTBALL Hoosiers.
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
College football is the only instance where the season being on drugs is a *good* thing. For example: 2007.
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Duke choosing to not tackle on the most important drive of the season is very funny
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Duke choosing to not tackle on the most important drive of the season is very funny
Duke guy going out of bounds is pure Coastal Chaos
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Duke guy going out of bounds is pure Coastal Chaos
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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By “sovreignty” he means “states should be weak enough so that billionaires like me should be able to treat them as feudal vassals” bsky.app/profile/lora...
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
By “sovreignty” he means “states should be weak enough so that billionaires like me should be able to treat them as feudal vassals” bsky.app/profile/lora...
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And yet, ESPN is gonna put them into the CFP, despite this ass kicking and losing to FSU
The entire Alabama football program stunk up the joint tonight.
Poor preparation, poor execution, poor gameplan, poor adjustments. Just a mountain of rhinoceros feces for the Tide in the biggest game of the year.
Poor preparation, poor execution, poor gameplan, poor adjustments. Just a mountain of rhinoceros feces for the Tide in the biggest game of the year.
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
And yet, ESPN is gonna put them into the CFP, despite this ass kicking and losing to FSU
Slot must be sacked, there's no excuse to keep him
Mohamed Salah says he feels “thrown under the bus” by Liverpool as he revealed his relationship with head coach Arne Slot has broken down.
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December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Slot must be sacked, there's no excuse to keep him