Iain Cook
@idc2001.bsky.social
Keen observer of humanity (currently somewhat in despair).
Cunha on for his 1 point to block my bench. #fpl #hatethisgame
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Cunha on for his 1 point to block my bench. #fpl #hatethisgame
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 AM
"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
Is Bruno playing CB today, there's more chance of an open goal with his positioning here...#fpl
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Is Bruno playing CB today, there's more chance of an open goal with his positioning here...#fpl
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A whale washed up in Nantucket,
On the beach so we brought spades and buckets.
The whale was too big,
for any hole we could dig.
So we left it right there, saying...
On the beach so we brought spades and buckets.
The whale was too big,
for any hole we could dig.
So we left it right there, saying...
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A whale washed up in Nantucket,
On the beach so we brought spades and buckets.
The whale was too big,
for any hole we could dig.
So we left it right there, saying...
On the beach so we brought spades and buckets.
The whale was too big,
for any hole we could dig.
So we left it right there, saying...
If they can't take her title away, I think that Michelle Mone should be rebranded as Baroness Von Greenback...
October 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If they can't take her title away, I think that Michelle Mone should be rebranded as Baroness Von Greenback...
What these people will never understand is that Nigel is dodging UK tax in a 💯 flag-waving "patriotic" manner. Duh!
Angela Rayner accidentally pays less tax than she should have, resigns, and the media gives her hell.
Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass.
That, right there, is the problem.
Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass.
That, right there, is the problem.
September 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What these people will never understand is that Nigel is dodging UK tax in a 💯 flag-waving "patriotic" manner. Duh!
It's amazing the things that these people I'm constantly being told by the media to worry about can get on those rubber dinghies these days.....
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Twin Lamborghinis seized in central London supercar crackdown
Police seize 72 vehicles worth £6m in an operation across Hyde Park, Kensington and Chelsea.
www.bbc.com
August 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
It's amazing the things that these people I'm constantly being told by the media to worry about can get on those rubber dinghies these days.....
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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"What I don’t need, yeah, is: thank you Steve, for all you did on Brexit, right, here’s how to apply for a mid-ranking job in a corporate, because as soon as they Google "Brexit Hard Man Steve Baker", they know who I am and they don’t want me"
May 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"What I don’t need, yeah, is: thank you Steve, for all you did on Brexit, right, here’s how to apply for a mid-ranking job in a corporate, because as soon as they Google "Brexit Hard Man Steve Baker", they know who I am and they don’t want me"
If people fail this spectacularly in anything else the work stops. In journalism these days (as with politics) there is just no shame and zero accountability.
The top image:
The Guardian, July 2016
The article:
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The bottom image:
The Guardian, May 2025
The article:
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The Guardian, July 2016
The article:
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The bottom image:
The Guardian, May 2025
The article:
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
May 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If people fail this spectacularly in anything else the work stops. In journalism these days (as with politics) there is just no shame and zero accountability.
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He is completely clueless about what he is doing.
May 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
He is completely clueless about what he is doing.
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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
When they announce the new Pope, I think every journalist around the world should ask Agent Tangerine went be failed to get the gig!
They can have lots of fun guessing with him, listing all those of 10 commandments that corrupt mofo has broken.
They can have lots of fun guessing with him, listing all those of 10 commandments that corrupt mofo has broken.
May 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
When they announce the new Pope, I think every journalist around the world should ask Agent Tangerine went be failed to get the gig!
They can have lots of fun guessing with him, listing all those of 10 commandments that corrupt mofo has broken.
They can have lots of fun guessing with him, listing all those of 10 commandments that corrupt mofo has broken.
Them: You can't prove God doesn't exist.
Me: If he did, I'm pretty sure he'd have had an old school field day of smiting for this kinda blasphemy...
Me: If he did, I'm pretty sure he'd have had an old school field day of smiting for this kinda blasphemy...
May 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Them: You can't prove God doesn't exist.
Me: If he did, I'm pretty sure he'd have had an old school field day of smiting for this kinda blasphemy...
Me: If he did, I'm pretty sure he'd have had an old school field day of smiting for this kinda blasphemy...
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Jeff bezos only looks like a penis. He’s actually a pussy
April 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Jeff bezos only looks like a penis. He’s actually a pussy
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"Do you even own a black suit?"
April 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
"Do you even own a black suit?"
Does anyone have any idea what the actual F is going on back on the old hell hole site?
Went on looking for some football news and every 4th item was like this??
It's clearly fake phishing or similar, is this what Musk resorts to???
Went on looking for some football news and every 4th item was like this??
It's clearly fake phishing or similar, is this what Musk resorts to???
April 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Does anyone have any idea what the actual F is going on back on the old hell hole site?
Went on looking for some football news and every 4th item was like this??
It's clearly fake phishing or similar, is this what Musk resorts to???
Went on looking for some football news and every 4th item was like this??
It's clearly fake phishing or similar, is this what Musk resorts to???
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"we're military spouses. we know not to loop nana into a group chat about troop movements"
100 forests of shade right there 🌳☂️
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100 forests of shade right there 🌳☂️
BIG 🎩 @boxdonkey17.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"we're military spouses. we know not to loop nana into a group chat about troop movements"
100 forests of shade right there 🌳☂️
BIG 🎩 @boxdonkey17.bsky.social
100 forests of shade right there 🌳☂️
BIG 🎩 @boxdonkey17.bsky.social
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Last week, DHS and Secretary Noem's staff and spokespeople suggested that because Mr. Abrego Garcia had $1,100 in cash on him when arrested outside Home Depot seeking day labor, that was strong evidence that he was a member of MS-13.
I guess that raises a similar question about her $3,000.
I guess that raises a similar question about her $3,000.
Breaking: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant
By Josh Campbell and Kit Maher
www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/p...
By Josh Campbell and Kit Maher
www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/p...
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant | CNN Politics
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, two sources familiar with the incident, includin...
www.cnn.com
April 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Last week, DHS and Secretary Noem's staff and spokespeople suggested that because Mr. Abrego Garcia had $1,100 in cash on him when arrested outside Home Depot seeking day labor, that was strong evidence that he was a member of MS-13.
I guess that raises a similar question about her $3,000.
I guess that raises a similar question about her $3,000.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger buys all his chocolate eggs from Asda (second aisle in), because Asda love Easter (Bay B).
April 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger buys all his chocolate eggs from Asda (second aisle in), because Asda love Easter (Bay B).