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Justyn McCabe
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🖖😷 I just want the future

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I love iOS 26 AutoMix. But this sometimes chill, sometimes aggressive depending on genre thing is wild. I wish we could choose to switch between “aggressive (all genres)” and “chill (all genres)”
September 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Why do I love the new Fantastic Four?

It’s the horniest Marvel movie/show since the first two Iron Mans
August 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Good morning(ish)
March 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Domino’s new stuffed crust pizza is really, really good*

*Assuming you already like the taste of Domino’s
March 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Wired headphones have become the new vinyl (derogatory)
February 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“We noticed you screenshot within our app. Would you like an annoying pop up about that?”
February 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Finally, an ad for breasts
February 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just show a live feed of Taylor. I could give a fuck what the players are doing.
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Look I’m just saying “how are you?” is a really aggressive way to begin a conversation, like I’m sorry but we just don’t have the time
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Porn is a human right
Apple statement to @9to5mac.com on Hot Tub, the new "hardcore porn app" now available via @altstore.io in the European Union:
February 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m Van Gogh.

But my art is my day to day life.
February 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I hate everything, but at least technology still brings me joy 🤓
a man with glasses is holding a microphone and says always and forever .
Alt: Napoleon Dynamite’s brother is holding a microphone and sings the words “always and forever”
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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New politician test:

“Are trans rights human rights?”

If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”
January 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Instagram now lets you watch specifically the reels your mutuals have liked!!

Side note: I have lost respect for all my mutuals
January 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Gotta say that I haven't entered a year with as much dread as I have for 2025 in... uh... ever.
December 31, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I miss the ability to mute reposts for certain accounts
December 21, 2024 at 7:52 PM
My HomePod temperature sensors consistently get stuck at 67° Fahrenheit.

Every other sensor I have can be reporting in the mid 80’s but ALL my HomePods will say 67°. No matter what!

iOS 18.2 fixed this for one week, and now they’re back to being stuck.
December 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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How public health workers feel when they encourage people to get vaccinated or wear a mask, but they refuse.

(Animation by AnimatedAnna)
December 9, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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if you follow an unsafe person, you have to accept that some people will assume you're unsafe, too. that's just how it works.
December 7, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Oh joy, another social network.
November 17, 2024 at 1:31 AM