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*stares at screen again*
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It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
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Reporter: Are you going to demand that Delcy Rodriguez allow opposition figures to return or free any political prisoners?
Trump: We haven't gotten to that. Right now, we want to do is fix up the oil
Trump: We haven't gotten to that. Right now, we want to do is fix up the oil
January 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Reporter: Are you going to demand that Delcy Rodriguez allow opposition figures to return or free any political prisoners?
Trump: We haven't gotten to that. Right now, we want to do is fix up the oil
Trump: We haven't gotten to that. Right now, we want to do is fix up the oil
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In a nutshell.
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
In a nutshell.
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JAYLEN BROWN TEXTED JOE MAZZULLA REQUESTING TO GUARD KAWHI LEONARD IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY WON THE GAME VS. THE SACRAMENTO KINGS…
MIND YOU, KAWHI WAS HOTTER THAN FISHGREASE ON MARS AT THE TIME.
JAYLEN DROPPED 50 & HELD KAWHI TO 6-17 SHOOTING. LUKA DONCIC COULDN’T STOP PAYMENT ON A CHECK HE WROTE!
MIND YOU, KAWHI WAS HOTTER THAN FISHGREASE ON MARS AT THE TIME.
JAYLEN DROPPED 50 & HELD KAWHI TO 6-17 SHOOTING. LUKA DONCIC COULDN’T STOP PAYMENT ON A CHECK HE WROTE!
January 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
JAYLEN BROWN TEXTED JOE MAZZULLA REQUESTING TO GUARD KAWHI LEONARD IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY WON THE GAME VS. THE SACRAMENTO KINGS…
MIND YOU, KAWHI WAS HOTTER THAN FISHGREASE ON MARS AT THE TIME.
JAYLEN DROPPED 50 & HELD KAWHI TO 6-17 SHOOTING. LUKA DONCIC COULDN’T STOP PAYMENT ON A CHECK HE WROTE!
MIND YOU, KAWHI WAS HOTTER THAN FISHGREASE ON MARS AT THE TIME.
JAYLEN DROPPED 50 & HELD KAWHI TO 6-17 SHOOTING. LUKA DONCIC COULDN’T STOP PAYMENT ON A CHECK HE WROTE!
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Colombian President Petro on Epstein’s collaborator Donald Trump:
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil." #OpDeathEaters
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil." #OpDeathEaters
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Colombian President Petro on Epstein’s collaborator Donald Trump:
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil." #OpDeathEaters
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil." #OpDeathEaters
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Mamdani been mayor for five minutes & is pulling up on slumlords, tearing up flooring himself, disgusted, and took the whole media with him.
He is HIM 😭
He is HIM 😭
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Mamdani been mayor for five minutes & is pulling up on slumlords, tearing up flooring himself, disgusted, and took the whole media with him.
He is HIM 😭
He is HIM 😭
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Tony Dokoupil just last week said that CBS was going to represent the views of average Americans and not the elites. He then cancelled his vacation to come on the air and say that regime change in Venezuela is awesome, a position that maybe 20% of Americans hold.
Nightmarish. CBS News is now running straight state propaganda. They handed Hegseth all three segments and are now tweeting flattering sound bites.
January 4, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Tony Dokoupil just last week said that CBS was going to represent the views of average Americans and not the elites. He then cancelled his vacation to come on the air and say that regime change in Venezuela is awesome, a position that maybe 20% of Americans hold.
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We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
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Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
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Democrats need to strongly and uncompromisingly demand that Trump is removed from office for illegally starting a war for oil that benefits no one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Democrats need to strongly and uncompromisingly demand that Trump is removed from office for illegally starting a war for oil that benefits no one.
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Venezuela’s vice president Delcy Rodríguez said the whereabouts of President Nicolás Maduro are unknown and demanded 'proof of life'
January 3, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Venezuela’s vice president Delcy Rodríguez said the whereabouts of President Nicolás Maduro are unknown and demanded 'proof of life'
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VP Delcy Rodriguez, whom Trump indicated earlier today was collaborating with the US government, is live on television right now.
Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.
Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.
Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
VP Delcy Rodriguez, whom Trump indicated earlier today was collaborating with the US government, is live on television right now.
Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.
Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.
Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
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Welp!
President Trump said on Saturday that Delcy Rodríguez was sworn in as Venezuela’s interim president and would act as a partner in letting the U.S. run the country. Less than two hours later, Rodríguez made clear she viewed the U.S. as an illegal invader that must be rejected.
Venezuela’s Interim Leader Defies Trump and Calls Maduro the ‘Only President’
President Trump said that Venezuela’s new leader, Delcy Rodríguez, would help the United States run Venezuela. She quickly said the opposite.
nyti.ms
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Welp!
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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KIDNAPPING, NOT CAPTURE
BREAKING: Plane carrying deposed Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro arrives in New York following his capture by the U.S., AP source says.
Live updates: US strikes Venezuela and says its leader, Maduro, has been captured
President Donald Trump announced that the U.S. had struck Venezuela early Saturday and said its president, Nicolás Maduro, had been captured and flown out of the country.
bit.ly
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
KIDNAPPING, NOT CAPTURE
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The guy who spent $200 million to get Jeffrey Epstein's best friend elected has created a chatbot that creates CSAM
Grok is undressing anyone, including minors
Grok is undressing anyone, including minors
Report it to the FBI, Grok says.
buff.ly
January 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The guy who spent $200 million to get Jeffrey Epstein's best friend elected has created a chatbot that creates CSAM
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This brainrot is more responsible for the rise of authoritarianism in the US than any of the wokeness it will not shut up about
January 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
This brainrot is more responsible for the rise of authoritarianism in the US than any of the wokeness it will not shut up about
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Whether it’s Barack Obama being the editor of Harvard Law Review or Donald Trump narrowly passing a cognitive test used to detect dementia, there’s plenty of serious intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Whether it’s Barack Obama being the editor of Harvard Law Review or Donald Trump narrowly passing a cognitive test used to detect dementia, there’s plenty of serious intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.
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Shohei Ohtani fighting back tears as Japan’s national anthem plays in the Tokyo Dome while a dancing Pikachu looks on.
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Shohei Ohtani fighting back tears as Japan’s national anthem plays in the Tokyo Dome while a dancing Pikachu looks on.
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there has never been a more Kent Brockman "I for one welcome our new insect overlords" article in history.
The perfect Yglesias post: declaring “billionaires are good, actually,” as if it was some bold, counterintuitive take.
December 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
there has never been a more Kent Brockman "I for one welcome our new insect overlords" article in history.
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I have been waiting for a bit over a decade for techbros to decide to start naming their companies after things from Dune and having a moment when they learn those words might have other meanings on Planet Earth.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I have been waiting for a bit over a decade for techbros to decide to start naming their companies after things from Dune and having a moment when they learn those words might have other meanings on Planet Earth.
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Stephen Colbert is a real one.
Stephen Colbert's 2025 Ripple of Hope Remarks
Stephen Colbert is the host, executive producer, and writer of 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.' As one of the most influential satirists of his generati...
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December 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Stephen Colbert is a real one.