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Pizza idiot. Short distance bike ride enjoyer. PBX gremlin. He/Him.
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The sound of dialup screaming was really warning us of what was to come
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 PM
The attorney for QAnon Shaman & Mark McCloskey is representing former owner of Sauce mag
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 PM
South Kingshighway didn't look too bad today. Not a lot of cars, most taking it slow. #stlwx
January 26, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Apparently "come and take it" was a genuine offer all along
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Watched two separate cars go airborne after hitting Hereford speed humps, now hidden by the snow #stlwx
Saw modot plows on 64 heading west below Jefferson. Meanwhile city roads are pretty much untouched, though some are better than others. Jefferson completely cleared next to the NGA 👀#stlwx
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Why does the salvation army have a marching band
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
StL Hills Donuts is closed today, so you should prob just go to Donut Drive In instead
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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This might be the funniest case of AI chaos I've seen yet.

Thread: x.com/moorehn/stat...

WSJ gets AI vending machine: www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Dropped in on twitter and Gregory FX Daly looks like he's up to 10 city holiday parties in the last 10 days. Dude gets around.
December 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
TIL i've been mispronouncing panettone my whole life
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Happy 296th birthday, Pierre Laclède. You don't look a day over 250.
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
North Mankato is auctioning off a lot of five not-at-all-cursed garbage can clown heads via Minnesota's state auction site. mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Jack Taylor so valued human connections with customers that he wouldn't let corp employees have phones with displays for fear they might start screening calls & not answer. If he found out customers were being directed to a chatbot he'd prob use his giant Cadillac to run over those responsible.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I overbaked the brownies for the Halloween party so it became more of a spooky cake instead
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Glad to see @jimmycallahan.bsky.social still killing it in the commercial world
October 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
...and thanks to @eff.org's rayhunter project I'm reasonably certain my local PD did not trot their stingray out for this event
Pretty good #nokings turnout in downtown STL despite the rain
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Pretty good #nokings turnout in downtown STL despite the rain
October 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
more like boo-mayer
October 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM