Chris
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For the first time in my life, I’m actually sad that Tom Brady isn’t still playing football for the Patriots.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
For the first time in my life, I’m actually sad that Tom Brady isn’t still playing football for the Patriots.
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years
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“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 AM
“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Here are the 10 most valuable Ascended Heroes Pokémon cards: https://bit.ly/4qctuK0
February 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Here are the 10 most valuable Ascended Heroes Pokémon cards: https://bit.ly/4qctuK0
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Getting got by your *own* stack is wild but lol the fact that they were able to *regain* access is the cherry on top.
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Getting got by your *own* stack is wild but lol the fact that they were able to *regain* access is the cherry on top.
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lmao
“.. It was never a commitment,” Huang told reporters in Taipei on Sunday. “They invited us to invest up to $100 billion and of course, we were, we were very happy and honored that they invited us, but we will invest one step at a time.”
@bloomberg.com #$NVDA
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com #$NVDA
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
lmao
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NEW: punxsutawney phil saw your shadow self, predicting that you will never fully reckon with the worst aspects of your personality and thus will live an ultimately unfulfilling life
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
NEW: punxsutawney phil saw your shadow self, predicting that you will never fully reckon with the worst aspects of your personality and thus will live an ultimately unfulfilling life
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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New Boeing pilot training simulator just dropped!
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
New Boeing pilot training simulator just dropped!
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This is clearly technology that's worth spending a few trillion dollars and burning down the planet to build.
www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
Open in App
www.kkinstagram.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
This is clearly technology that's worth spending a few trillion dollars and burning down the planet to build.
www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
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Has any FPS campaign come close since then?
Dusk is the only thing that comes to mind, but it's a very different thing.
Dusk is the only thing that comes to mind, but it's a very different thing.
January 29, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Has any FPS campaign come close since then?
Dusk is the only thing that comes to mind, but it's a very different thing.
Dusk is the only thing that comes to mind, but it's a very different thing.
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I love @effinbirds.com but we really need a year in which it is not the Zeitgeist.
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I love @effinbirds.com but we really need a year in which it is not the Zeitgeist.
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
January 26, 2026 at 8:41 AM
As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
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I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud
Delicious to me
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud
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