Matthew Gracie
@infosecgoon.bsky.social
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Security Analyst. Panther Modern. Engineer at Security Onion Solutions. Professor at Canisius University. Organizer at Infosec 716 and BSides Buffalo.
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infosecgoon.bsky.social
Enjoying the @bsidesnova.bsky.social keynote on the ridiculous abundance of hacking knowledge and materials available to us now. We've come a long way from waiting until the long distance rates go down to call some distant BBS and download Phrack.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Miller and the other ghouls are probably showing him AI videos of wanton destruction and telling him they obviously need troops to quell this disruption.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
I know that correlation is not causation and all,but it is getting hard to avoid the conclusion that having a billion dollars simply breaks the human brain.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
I'd expect more serious statesmanship from a guy named Buddy.
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bsidesbuffalo.bsky.social
Good news, everyone!

We have an official date for our next event -- the fifth annual BSides Buffalo will be at Canisius University on June 6, 2026! Follow this account and watch this space for our updated sponsorship packet and more details. Hope to see you there!
Professor Farnsworth.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
One of those fat, greasy egg rolls from a takeout Chinese place in a strip plaza.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Looking forward to two days at the Rochester Security Summit - always enjoy coming back to visit the Flower City. If you're here, come say hi!
infosecgoon.bsky.social
CISO / Engineer / Architect
mcopelov.bsky.social
Associate Professor / Full Professor / Assistant Professor
infosecgoon.bsky.social
A fast food taco is a completely different food than a real taco. And they're both delicious in the right situations.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
"Do you feel like joining my professional network?"
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Every moment of slack or peace or quiet contemplation is simply an inefficiency in the market that needs to be ruthlessly stamped out.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Good news! Someone wished on a monkey's paw that Amtrak was as good as British transport, so British trains are getting worse and worse.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Much like any other service job, you can tell if someone has ever worked in a call center by how they treat people who work in a call center.
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A reminder to be nice to help desk/phone staff. They don’t need your attitude when HELPING YOU.

Spoke with FFS office this AM to go over checklist items and she was just happy I wasn’t a pill of a person. She mentioned her previous call was rude and criticized her manners.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
I'm a TOUGH GUY ALPHA MALE and basically a NAVY SEAL who's a WOLF not a SHEEP and also I'm terrified of riding on a public bus.
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infosecgoon.bsky.social
Need to start the most important part of conference prep, deciding which stickers to bring. 🤔
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Busy week ahead -- I'll be speaking at the Rochester Security Summit tomorrow and Thursday, then @bsidesnova.bsky.social on Saturday. If you're coming to either event, feel free to say hi!
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Nextdoor is a great alternative if you've ever thought to yourself "you know, the Boomers in the neighborhood Facebook group are just too calm and well-informed".
infosecgoon.bsky.social
I got pulled aside for the "secondary screening" (aka Democracy Massage) last time I flew, and the poor TSA guy looked so miserable I didn't even have the heart to bust his chops about it.
nome.bsky.social
17) My general vibe is that TSA knows that it's all security theater, and no matter how much you hate the government, you can't hate it more than TSA agents do, on account of the government being the ones who've made them stand there and do security theater.

Right now they're not even paid for it.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
As a 1990s sysop, I am not with those people.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Hey I bought my house (twenty years ago on a street full of vacants) on a five figure salary.