Talmadge McGulager (professionally incapacitated)
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Talmadge McGulager (professionally incapacitated)
@irrational.bsky.social
Remember when I used to be dope? (he/him)
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It’s Friday
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I won't lie, there's a dark part of me that misses seeing Hopper's posts and the resulting dunks. Fuck that raccoon murdering fuck.
Here is some of the rich heterodox discourse you are missing out on over at the free speech app:
January 23, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Listening to a Soul Jazz Records compilation of early 90s Grunge also-rans. While it's not great, it's definitely bringing me back to the days of watching bands on public access, listening to college radio and Coast 1040/800 back in the day.
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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My “US Border Patrol are experts in dealing with children” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Bovino: "Here in the US Border Patrol, I will say unequivocally that we are experts in dealing with children"
January 23, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Hell yeah. We got a punk rock pediatrician on the PBS News Hour tonight.
January 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Girls on dating apps still really into Harry Potter huh? Deeply disappointing
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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I don't know who needs to hear this but there is a professional hockey league with lots of gay players!!!

It's called the Professional Women's Hockey League

And they could use your support!
www.thepwhl.com/en/
PWHL | Home
The Professional Women's Hockey League features the best women's hockey players in the world and is blazing the trail for the future of the sport.
www.thepwhl.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
From now on only sexting using Spotify DMs
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Insane way to post about this. Band removing their music from Spotify for ethical reasons, here’s our Spotify playlist. Fr go fuck your self
Screamo legends SAETIA are pulling their music from Spotify, starting with Collected and soon Tendrils.

If that’s got you bummed out, dive into a bunch of other post-hardcore and screamo bands in the massive playlist here - open.spotify.com/playlist/14q...
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
19 (my only miss was an aol address)
Show your age

17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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GM, it’s time to build
Now is the moment for GM to introduce an electric Geo Tracker and sell a million units this year
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
what the ever loving fuck
Alberta Minister of Assisted Living and Social Services Jason Nixon says rising frostbite amputations on his watch are a sign of the system working as intended.

Another important frostbite story by @taylorlambert.ca
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
December 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Please may we culturally appropriate the Icelandic Christmas Cat?
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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The #Canucks had one of the best players on the planet fall into their laps and utterly failed to build a contending team around him.
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Poulin is the goat. Curl is a hateful person and dirty player – she deserves every single one of these hits and more. Get wrecked.
When the best women's hockey player in the world, possibly in history, goes out of her way to wreck a player multiple times, it's about more than a couple social media likes.

Marie-Philip Poulin destroying Britta Curl-Salemme repeatedly. MPP is not a dirty player, this is clearly personal.
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Big credit to @oldmcdougall.bsky.social’s story here in @nj.com yesterday, one of the best pieces of music journalism this year in its final month. The missing tape is the hook but this is much more about moms and daughters, art across generations and finding new spaces in older styles.
Lost cassette tape connects N.J. girl to her mom's punk legacy. She's got the whole country looking for it.
The South Jersey teen sparked a nationwide search for a tape her mom recorded 30 years ago
www.nj.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you want to understand what's going in BC politics right now, think back to a year or so ago when Zuck and Musk were gonna fight an MMA match and it was hard to cheer for either; you kinda just wanted to see them beat each other to death? That's kind of what's going with the BC Cons.
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Why it matters
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You’d think they’d hold back saying shit like this after the whole Luigi thing happened.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
jesus christ.
Since the launch of ChatGPT in November 2022, AI related stocks have accounted for 75% of S&P 500 returns, 79% of earnings growth, and 90% of capital spending (Capex and R&D) growth. am.jpmorgan.com/content/dam/...
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This person should just find a playlist to listen to. Like why get AI involved at all. They just want unprompted music. The world is goddamn stupid.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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That’s not a font—it’s a migraine aura
I’m very sorry to announce this to the rest of the country & the world, but a transitional logo has been chosen for the 2034 Salt Lake City Olympics & this is it. Why does it say Utah? We don’t know. Why is the font illegible? Yet another mystery. Did they go ugly on purpose? Again, no idea.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM