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Noetic

Noetic

@itnoetic.blacksky.app

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C++ error message squinter, Nenpact and MvCIB shill, piano practicer, board gamer, Gunpla builder, hip-hop beat snob, simracer, stick shifter, righteous Tarnished, FGC he/him

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Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · Jul 14

I'll never admit it on LinkedIn, but in truth, after 2 and a half years unemployed, and 2 months living with my mother, I actually am desperate for work.

So if you have a lead on any coding or QA positions, please let me know. I have 9 years of experience, mostly with C++.

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 1d

Fastest rejection in a long time

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 1d

88-feet... I didn't even see that. I guess miller wrote this page, too

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 1d

u wot, m8?

I haven't been this put off since that time they wrote the 14 words on a WH gov site. But that last pic, is that a throwback to whitehouse dot com?

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 1d

Beethoven goes hard sometimes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ChA...

The Adventures of Dr. Franken SNES Title Music

YouTube video by Otouto72

www.youtube.com

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 1d

People who are only willing to honor the results of their wager if they win are terrible.

If the court said $1500 instead of $249...

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 1d

There isn't a level of cohesion this type of thing could ever reach that would make me want to play it over the most phoned-in asset flip.

I miss asset flips.

K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 1d

For various reasons, if I had to go out of my way to attend one dev conference per year, my choice would be GDoC instead.

www.gamedevsofcolor.org

Game Devs of Color Expo

Amplifying the creative power held by people of color in games.

www.gamedevsofcolor.org

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 1d

Note: The minimum by law is 15. I do 20. I only counted men as washing their hands if it was at least 10 seconds and with soap.

Many speedwalk past the sink from the stall or urinal. Some wet their hands briefly before drying; no soap.

Most use soap but wash for only 2 seconds before rinsing. 🦠🦠🦠

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 1d

Using the purely anecdotal evidence of my own observations during non-solo public bathroom visits, I can confirm that about 95% of men do not wash their hands before leaving.

But if you can count to 8 bars (or 2 loops) of this beat in your head, that's exactly 20 seconds! Get on it, fellas.

Slum Village - Players (Instrumental)

YouTube video by The Crystal Ship

www.youtube.com

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 2d

I used to waste so much money on those editions. The Halo 3 with the pet helmet. Spore with the art book. Metal Gear Rising with the plasma lamp.

Never again!

Much better to buy small/cheap games.

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 2d

So this is what people are talking about when they're talking about "golden age Simpsons," huh?

Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet.bsky.social · 2d

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 2d

I worked for one of their subsidiaries.

When PUBG took over the internet, they rewarded us with layoffs

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 2d

"The governor doesn't build housing in New York Ci-"

"Not if it's you."

😂

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 2d

The Duality of Man

"HBO's Welcome to Derry series just ain't it"

"Welcome to Derry is the best, scariest It story yet"

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 2d

"His puppet himself"...?!

Mamdani is my favorite politician

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 2d

I wanna ask the question how many times does curtis sliwa gotta be told how to pronounce zohran, but the correct answer I guess is never again cause tonight's the last debate and mamdani gonna run away with the votes in november

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 3d

Courtroom Lobby is goated. And I sampled Trial to make a beat once

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 3d

Bayonetta 2 having a worse scoring system but better everything else than 1 makes it one of the most complementary sequels. I keep both games installed and ready at all times.

Balatro might be the best mobile game

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 3d

The feeling of "well, everything just got a little worse." is always palpable when I do a windows upgrade. 7 is the only version I liked. XP before that.

Vista, 8, early 10, and 11, are all trash to me.

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 3d

The 3+ weeks of merge conflict resolution hell I endured as I manually reconnected the Perforce edit histories on hundreds of files that had gotten orphaned due to misbehaving principal engineers moving code the wrong way on a one-way path that delayed the end of pre-production.

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 3d

The hour-long presentation my Asian coworker showed me to help ramp me up on the work he had done on account authentication that I was gonna contribute to, despite the language barrier.

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 3d

I'm uncredited on 2 outta the 3 AAA games I contributed to because of BS like being unemployed at the time when they decided to write the credits doc.

I worked on 3 but I'm only named in 1. Feels bad cause that's the official permanent record, forever. Yet I can tell dev stories about the other 2.

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 3d

Stuff like this is why I'm simply never gonna run for office.

I was a virgin on the internet for slightly longer than I wasn't one. Who knows what sort of dumb shit I said after I read Neil Strauss' The Game but before I started dating? But I also never tattooed anything nor said anything that wild

Noetic @itnoetic.blacksky.app · 3d

Jason The is my favorite Jason

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506 Sports @506sports.bsky.social · 3d

millennial catnip

Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 3d

oh my god the transition from the SD laser-peacock to HD holy shit it's amazingf