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Newman’s Own Baby Slut
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Old Hollywood and physical media lover. Griffin Dunne expert. She/her. baronsledjoys(@)gmail(.)com
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Hello Bluesky, I’m Jordan and - first things first - I want to give a shout-out to @jimlaczkowski.bsky.social for sending me an invite awhile back.

I’m a huge movie buff and love Old Hollywood. I love everything related to the arts. Here are some of my illustrations:
I named my fists Rhett and Scarlett because your face is about to be gone with the wind!
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Oxford University Press has chosen “rage bait” as its 2025 Word of the Year. The open-compound word, which beat out “biohack” and “aura farming,” goes back at least to 2002. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/a...
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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In no way do we Have to Hand It to Republicans who break with Trump on any issue, but defections from full compliance with the regime are essential to every pro-democracy movement.

The increased prevalence of Republicans across the spectrum breaking with Trump is a sign that he's weak and failing.
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The Drop Dead Freds would’ve been a helluva ‘90s band name!
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Talking about your Internet friends to people who don’t use the Internet is like talking about your imaginary friend. Like having a group of Drop Dead Freds sending you memes.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’d rather be at home playing Cuphead.
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Haven’t seen the new STRANGER THINGS, but that “Chrissy Wake Up” remix still cracks me up!
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
THAT’S my Doctor!
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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heat (1995) is the sexiest movie of All Time
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Jane Birkin - Harvest Moon
Harvest Moon
YouTube video by Jane Birkin - Topic
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Dennis Parker - Like An Eagle
Like An Eagle
YouTube video by Dennis Parker - Topic
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Dictionary definition of protagonist is “the leading character or one of the major characters in a drama, movie, novel, or other fictional text”

Has nothing to do with whether the protagonist is good or bad.

Tony Soprano, while being a horrible person, is 100% the protagonist of The Sopranos.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m mostly better from Flu of the Century, but the sore throat persists. It’s on the left side of my throat, and it feels like something punctured a spot there. Fuck. I hate it!
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Happy Thanksgiving!

Here’s Christopher Lee’s metal album
Christopher Lee - Charlemagne: The Omens of Death (Full Album)
YouTube video by CrawfishYAY
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Lmaoooooo
100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Learning about Chekov’s Gun and using it in my writing

TikTok by jordynwrites
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
One of the few CDs I owned as a kid was Christina Aguilera’s BACK TO BASICS. This was one of the highlights from the album:
Slow Down Baby
YouTube video by Christina Aguilera - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
RIP Mozart you would’ve loved Cupcakke!
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
One thing that’s weirdly helping the vocal strain from this ColdFluCovid is doing my best Norah Jones impression.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM