Brooks Martin
@itsbrooks.bsky.social
Hey y’all! Photographer, musician, petter of dogs, F1 fan, and watch nerd.
For sale: girlfriend shoes, never worn.
May 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
For sale: girlfriend shoes, never worn.
That sprint pole lap!
a woman is standing in a living room with her mouth open and a lamp in the background .
ALT: a woman is standing in a living room with her mouth open and a lamp in the background .
media.tenor.com
May 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
That sprint pole lap!
Sad that this continues to need to be said but incredibly proud of @chainbear.bsky.social for saying it!
Dunno who needs to hear this but have you considered not being hateful and transphobic and instead spending your energy doing something positive?
April 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sad that this continues to need to be said but incredibly proud of @chainbear.bsky.social for saying it!
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
Plot twist: what if he was actually just asking teams for free race tickets. (The headline doesn’t mention anything about driving)
April 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Plot twist: what if he was actually just asking teams for free race tickets. (The headline doesn’t mention anything about driving)
Nice weather… for a duck!
March 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Nice weather… for a duck!
Even though it’s legal he’ll probably still pay $130k just to keep it quiet.
March 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Even though it’s legal he’ll probably still pay $130k just to keep it quiet.
Wait, this is what he ordered at The French Laundry‽
March 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Wait, this is what he ordered at The French Laundry‽
Every word of this is true. And every word of this is heartbreaking.
Australian newspaper "The Sun-Herald" opinion piece calls it out. American msm, take notes.
March 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Every word of this is true. And every word of this is heartbreaking.
If we were so dead set on having a celebrity as our president, why didn’t we choose George?
How come you never hear about girlcotts? Nonbinarycotts? Gotta diversify our cotts and whatnot.
February 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If we were so dead set on having a celebrity as our president, why didn’t we choose George?
For what it’s worth I’ve hated The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald for years. #severance
a man in a police uniform and tie is making a funny face and saying vindication !!! .
Alt: a man in a police uniform and tie is making a funny face and saying vindication !!! .
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
For what it’s worth I’ve hated The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald for years. #severance
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This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
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Evergreen reminder
February 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Evergreen reminder
Looks like he’s returning to his first love: not paying contractors.
February 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Looks like he’s returning to his first love: not paying contractors.
Look how they massacred my boy.
February 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Look how they massacred my boy.
Genuinely curious when the prevailing attitude of the older generation changed from being “I want my children to have a better life than I could ever imagine” to “Well, my life sucked so now I want everyone else’s life to suck now, too?”
Guess empathy is out of vogue now? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Guess empathy is out of vogue now? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Genuinely curious when the prevailing attitude of the older generation changed from being “I want my children to have a better life than I could ever imagine” to “Well, my life sucked so now I want everyone else’s life to suck now, too?”
Guess empathy is out of vogue now? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Guess empathy is out of vogue now? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
McSweengers.
Working out a scenario where Pornhub has to launch a prestigious monthly print magazine in order to stay online in Tennessee. This is how we bring the business back: ransoming access to stepsister-stuck-in-washing-machine content with long-form literary criticism and Malcolm Harris book excerpts.
January 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
McSweengers.
🙃
sometimes i see weird news from Australia and wonder if i'm reading The Bloomin' Onion
January 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
🙃
Slight spoiler below if you haven’t seen the finale…
December 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Slight spoiler below if you haven’t seen the finale…
I couldn’t tell you why, but I absolutely love seeing former F1 drivers find success in other series. Needless to say this warmed my heart. @toyotagr.bsky.social #wec #kamui #kazuki #nyck
December 13, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I couldn’t tell you why, but I absolutely love seeing former F1 drivers find success in other series. Needless to say this warmed my heart. @toyotagr.bsky.social #wec #kamui #kazuki #nyck
Piastri is the only driver to complete 100% of the laps in a season and NOT win the Driver’s Championship! I cannot wait to see what he can do next year!
December 8, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Piastri is the only driver to complete 100% of the laps in a season and NOT win the Driver’s Championship! I cannot wait to see what he can do next year!
