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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 6h

WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 18h

Me personally, I would not do some weird shady financial scam stuff if I had the same name as the rich pedophile church family from True Detective

Promoted Twitter ad with a bunch of text on the image, it’s not really important other than it’s clearly some bitcoin bull crap. The guy who posted it is named Tuttle

Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 23h

Willa: THE MUENSTERS….THE ADDAMS FAMILY….AND DISNEY’S THE SKELETON DANCE

Bob: Okay, OKAY….”are too scary spooky for me to watch EEEK!!”, come on, baby, it’s me

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d

everyone needs to internalize that this is just how all republicans are and when nancy pelosi said "the country needs a strong republican party" she meant that more people like this should be powerful. they are all like this! they all think just like this and like trump and they love it and it's fun

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 1d

In the past 11 days, Department of Homeland Security Agents have used tear gas against the people of Chicago 4 times:
in Logan Square (Oct. 3); Brighton Park (Oct. 4); Albany Park (Oct. 11) and East Side (Oct. 14).
In all, 40 CPD officers have been exposed to the gas. @wttw.bsky.social

Federal Agents Deploy Tear Gas Against Crowd on Chicago’s Southeast Side

Federal immigration agents deployed tear gas on Chicago’s Southeast Side on Tuesday morning after a crowd gathered at the scene of a car crash involving those agents.

news.wttw.com

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 1d

Every cover letter I’ve submitted in the past 9 months has been a lot of blow hard mostly true statements about work I’ve done maybe a decade ago and all i really want to put is “come on man I know how to do spreadsheets real good I can figure it out come on man just let me have dental”

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

i think it should be extremely easy to get a job. what do you really risk just throwing me in the mix and seeing what happens? a few dollars in wages, maybe a few more in the unemployment fund? we both know you have the money. I’M the one who doesn’t have the money! because i’m asking you for a job!

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 1d

THEIR RECOMENDATIONS ARE ALREADY SUCH DOG SHIT!! I grumble every day about them!! Time to skedaddle off that bitch

demon grrl 😈🏳️‍⚧️ @demongrrl.gay · 4d

seriously

for fucks sake

cancel your spotify subscription

@PopBase on Twitter "Spotify teams up with ChatGPT to offer personalized recommendations."

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 1d

Barnacle Bike on the River Walk

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

"a test"? you mean...a violation?

AP: Israel plans to halve aid into Gaza over slow return of dead hostages, a test for the Gaza ceasefire

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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 1d

masked federal agents used multiple canisters of tear gas + other chemical munitions on a crowd of residents in chicago's southeast side around 12:40 p.m.

neighbors had gathered on a residential intersection following a morning during which dozens of border patrol agents terrorized the community.

tear gas billows from canisters in a residential intersection, at 105th street and south avenue north, on chicago's southeast side.

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Jacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 1d

To this day, this fake headline about John Goodman changing his name to John Badman never ceases to make me laugh.

Article reading "John Goodman has changed his name to John Badman after dedicating his life to evil doings and deviousness"

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 1d

😭😭😭 open.spotify.com/track/2f9mmR...

Another Life

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 1d

Noooooo D’Angelo :(((((((((

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1d

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 2d

Picture of Columbo thinking, word art overlay: “Just one more thing…”

Picture of Columbo with either confetti or silly string or something all over his head, word art overlay: “Have a Happy Columbo Day”

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 2d

Turns out most people don't really like being invaded

lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 2d

soooo my Chicagoans, has anyone else's neighborhood facebook group gone from desperately apolitical (regarding federal politics) to at least 40% about ICE/DHS activity and organizing against it? like it's hard to overstate this shift

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Dec 10

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?"

Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 2d

Mussolini is not being faithful to his wife :(

Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 2d

Watching more Fleabag Mussolini

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 2d

Daaaaamn yeah this sounds really cool! And I love Alex Cox’s Walker

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Violet Miller @vimiller.bsky.social · 2d

Feds deploy tear gas in Albany Park as neighbors respond to them detaining people. One person was taken, though another was freed.

“I was afraid to go over there. I got braver the more people came out. I know my neighbors have my back, and I have their back."

Feds deploy tear gas in another Chicago neighborhood: 'We chased federal agents out of Albany Park today'

A federal judge’s temporary restraining order requires federal agents to issue two warnings before using riot control weapons such as tear gas. Witnesses says they didn't get any warning.

chicago.suntimes.com

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 2d

Damn okay Larry didn’t have to throw it back like that but he did fr

Michael Stuhlbarg as Larry Gopnik in A Serious Man writing on the chalkboard bent down throwing his ass a lil bit

Michael Stuhlbarg as Larry Gopnik in A Serious Man climbing a ladder

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 2d

I’m definitely fucking with it so far

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