Spamuel J. Risk
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Hey, the Atlantic just called. They want an op-ed.
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Wasn’t sally jenkins a legend in journalism? Has she always been an idiot and we were gaslit because she writes pretty?
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Sally, I’d always heard you were smart. The great Sally Jenkins people would say. I don’t know if you’ve lost it or if you were always a right wing dipshit. But man, you are fucking dumb.
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This is what most political interviews should be. Probably get a good sense of a someone’s political stance just by asking how long he grills his wife’s burger and if she wants cheese or no.
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Been saving that one, huh?
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NYT, celebrating 100 years of being pro-fascist.
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Oh shit, I haven’t listed to Dave Anthony in a while. I can’t imagine how many gaskets that guy has blown through.
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We tried it for a bit in 2019 and it was the cancellation that launched a thousand ships.
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I can’t get over how vile that paper is. It’s simply unreal.
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I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
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This is the same network that, 5 years ago, spent two weeks debating whether Trump was the next Frederick Douglass because some weirdo on THEIR CHANNEL said it, apparently making it news.
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I would argue your average journalist has a room temp IQ. There are some GREAT ones. But most journalists just failed out of English 101. They believe government lies, and have for a century, because they are v dumb.
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Well you see, journalistic integrity…
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Imagine going into lifelong debt for a School of AI. Unlucky.
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I get the sense most CEOs wouldn’t love the idea of watching their side lose again anyway.
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I’m old enough to remember that storing emails on a non sanctioned server by a cabinet member unleashed literally hundreds of damning emails. It made everyone involved unfit for the office. I guess it’s fine now.
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Ah good. I saw you both had separate shows and was kinda bummed.
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Interesting to find out he really texts like that.
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Anyway, congrats on their 3 year anniversary.
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What’s really scary is CNN is still dropping articles saying the problem is these pesky leftist. Fucking fascists.
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Jesus Christ man, I was a child when that song was around. Take it easy.
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He had a hit called “proud to be an American” like 40 years ago. I mean, it’s a stirring song. Unobjectionable. But that’s why they keep saying that.

Also it was written before patriotism strictly meant pro-fascist.
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I do not think dem leadership would like to win. I think they are conservatives who generally agree with Trump and only wish he was more polite.
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What a legend.
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BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.