Shane Zeagman 🇨🇦
itsshazam.bsky.social
Shane Zeagman 🇨🇦
@itsshazam.bsky.social
aka dark77778. (Any)
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Putting a Canadian flag in my username just to remind people that we're out here. We're people. We're struggling, and we're your allies against fascism:always. This isn't a matter of patriotism or nationalism(our country is built on stolen land),it's just a way of standing my ground with elbows up.
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The last human baby walked right out of the AD&D 1st Edition Monster Manual.
"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."

A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
February 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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we got the mystery science theater 3000 guys who all live in minneapolis to watch the news with us and they had a lot to say about "tom homan's new tone"
February 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Just started reading Jonas Goonface's _The Unsinkable Ship of Fools_, an impulse purchase I made during Iron Circus Comics' last sale, and wow does the dedication go hard.

Also this book gets to the explicit monsterfucking _very_ quickly. It knows what it's about.
January 26, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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According to the New Yorker, Donald Trump and his family profited off the presidency by an estimated $4 billion in 2025 — mostly through shady crypto deals.

That amounts to $456,621 per hour.

But how are you doing?
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Hey...

...GM 🖤
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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Don't hold back Neil. I want that 15 minute montage of Billionaires having press conferences. I will clap and cheer.
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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I'm just saying Neil you make one of your power fantasy movies about an alien/android/being of pure light with amazing hacking skills taking down the global pedophile cabal it will outsell Melania
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Neil Breen, reading the news:

"I S N T T H A T I M M O R A L ?"
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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I wonder how he's handling all this
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Twitch.tv/dark77778

Am streaming Resident Evil 7 if anyone wants to watch me get scared.
Twitch
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February 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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More and more I find myself wanting to write a script for a Wizardry animated series even though I know it'll never get made.

Why do I this to myself? 🤔
February 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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I think it's important to know that an oral history of Tim Curry's greatest line delivery exists

here it is

(and yes, it was his first take, and yes, they kept it anyway because how could you not)
February 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Satoshi Kon talks about how Requiem for a Dream took from his film Perfect Blue (1997)
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Want to see what a dream coming true looks like? What to hear what it sounds like?

Also: Be cool, Wil. Stephen King typed out your name, and you absolutely can NOT make it weird. Be. Cool.
Listen to the story that shaped a generation. Decades after starring in Stand By Me, the film adaptation of THE BODY, Wil Wheaton lends his voice to an all new recording of the audiobook. Pre-order your copy and start listening March 24, 2026.
February 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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i have been made aware that an Olympic figure skater for Kazakhstan does a Dune themed routine in a full stillsuit and he is now my personal hero
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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🙁
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh...
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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The length of @hbomberguy.bsky.social‘s next video just increased by an hour.
February 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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Just realized there’s almost no way these sick billionaire fucks haven’t eaten human meat, likely on more than one occasion.
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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I remember when the Obamacare site being slow and glitchy for a couple weeks was a scandal worse than Watergate, and proof of incompetence by the the first Black president.

Trump's admin out there doxxing crime victims and publishing porn (naked pics were included) and it'll be a one-day story
“A review of 47 victims’ full names on Sunday found that 43 of them were left unredacted in files that were made public by the government on Friday, according to a Wall Street Journal analysis. Several women’s full names appeared more than 100 times in the files. “

www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Exclusive | Epstein Files Release Exposes Names of at Least 43 Victims, WSJ Review Finds
The Justice Department was required to redact all victims’ names prior to releasing the files.
www.wsj.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Starting to understand something. Seems like the richest people on the planet missed having someone to email to encourage their worst, most evil impulses so developed "AI" chatbots to fill that void.
February 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM