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From California.

That's not my real name. Surprise, I'm also not Obama wearing Eazy-E's Compton hat and Locs either.
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This is another one of those "watch it muted to see just how wildly out of touch a person is" videos.

This lady needs to scale back on the bennies.
The new editor of CBS News thinks that Alan Dershowitz and Dana Loesch debating the 2nd Amendment is “news.”

So, pour one out tonight for the actual journalists at CBS who have to listen to this drivel in the am news meeting

(She also says Dersh is “charismatic,” but that’s the lesser horror)
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November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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We got like five years until this is also a slot machine
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I felt like I was losing my mind watching this person's remarks and had to write about how disgusting they are.
Sarah Hurwitz Profanes the Holocaust
Holocaust education has worked too well for the Obama speechwriter, since when she rationalizes Israel's genocide, "I sound obscene." Maybe sit with that, Sarah
www.forever-wars.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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11 years ago today.
I know we're in a good mood today, but...Tamir Rice should still be here. It's been 10 years and he should be 22 now. RIP to the kid.
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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English people should remain fictional and only used as backdrops for glorious American WWII films.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter"

absolute king shit, one of us in every way
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Side note, when you're referring to a vet vaguely defined "they", you can almost always replace "they" with "shareholders" and it works better, and that's telling isn't it?
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When a study shows a thing shareholders want, "study finds"

When a study shows a thing shareholders don't want, "study asserts"
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Forbes taking the "you're going to hear rumors but they're totally untrue" line really makes me think it's absolutely true.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I can't explain how well this works, it's wonderful. My favorite thing is co-opting the youth today, I totally get it now. I used to hate when they did it but I get it now, it's fun.

"6, 7".

Coincidentally I am 40.
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
if the lights on the outside can't be synced for reactive lighting with a game screen and Hyperion on a big screen of the aft deck then what are we even doing here
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the fuck is inside of her neck
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Occurs to me that whether you think Marjorie Taylor Greene should be welcomed into The Tent or not depends on whether you think the fight is against a fascist movement or against one particular very bad man.
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
jokes aside this is legitimately where it's headed with the outpour of independent journalists and the widespread acceptance that the mainstream media has been choking through a seizure on the floor for the past ten years

like we're gonna see people using film, pencils - all that - because of AI.
We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
hate to be that guy but has anyone discussed the possibility that number is higher than two?
all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I watch most videos here muted because I find it fascinating how people's faces read.

MTG here has never looked more rational and that's telling.

Not of anything related to Trump or MAGA or Epstein but of her personal ability to mask and keep herself in check.
BASH: Are you saying Israel is pushing Trump to cover up the Epstein files?

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: No. I simply just asked out loud

BASH: You had AIPAC up there. It's pretty clear which govt you were talking about

MTG: I'm questioning that govt in particular & questioning any other foreign govt
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Does Rockstar need any more money? No, tf it does not. But it could make a lot of money and cut EA off at the knees by putting The Sims 5 in GTA VI. (I will explain.)
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Japan's first firearm serial killer was also a skilled judoka, so when a young policeman finally caught up with him, armed with nothing but a truncheon, it looked like Sadakichi Shimizu's kill-count would jump from 6 to 7. Read on to see what happened next:

www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...
The Life and Death of Sadakichi Shimizu: Japan’s First Firearm Serial Killer
This is the story of Sadakichi Shimizu, Japan’s first firearm serial killer.
www.tokyoweekender.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If I'm being honest the question I have is regarding the cost of calling it anything at all.
About half of what it was going to cost to fully fund SNAP in November during the shutdown.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This is legitimately just washing gambling-websites-as-future-tellers and they posted it to their socials.
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Very happy to see we're getting another Steam Controller.

That said.

It is UGLY AF though – how could they do this to my boy?

Look at how pretty it used to be.
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Devotion is an interesting word. He's obviously speaking to donors rather than voters but think on that a moment:

That word in his comment, given the context, doesn't just underneath his own skirt, it's also lifting the skirt of all the establishment politicians and media he's supported by.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM