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You probably wouldn't like it. I'm not for everyone.
I think one of the Bucked Up founders drives around town in an orange Lambo. It's less obnoxious than a cybertruck, I guess.
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The best Christmas movie is A Bride For Christmas.
The more I think about it the more I realize I don’t think I like any Christmas movies
Home Alone is like a D class Christmas movie
December 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hamballs made me get halibut today
@tikkikki.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Who wants to guess why we don't have photocops in Utah? If you guessed because a legislator got a ticket you win "living in fucking Utah." Who wants to know why you only have to signal for 2 seconds instead of 3 now? If you guessed because a legislator got a ticket you win "living in fucking Utah."
We lost almost all traffic cameras in Ohio because one caught a powerful state legislator. Cops care if the person they pull over is powerful. Cameras don’t. I’d be open to allowing people a meaningful opportunity to sue local government over arbitrary or racist placement of cameras.
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Fox and the Hound. Some 20 something girl dressed up as a witch jumpscared a 6 year old boy, and my Dad read her the riot act. I understand he left her in tears.

Superman 2. I chaperoned my older sister's date.

Double feature: TWOK and ROTLA

Solarbabies, Puberty and Jami Gertz
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It's two weeks late, but I'm sure the granddaughter won't care. Cc @annazand.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I want one of those Bucs hoodies Bowles is wearing. But I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a Bucs fan.
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Darts isn't as special without Russ on the score call.
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Save Camper from this fate @magnolia2010.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reposted by Jay
Given the original sign idea comes from Coach Bud Wilkinson at University of Oklahoma in the 1940s, it fits.

#BoomerSooner
You people are monsters lol
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I don't think I've ever had an opinion on what font is being used
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Are you mad that it's rigged, or that you're the mark?
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The best coffee mug ever designed
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
On Wednesday the meatball marinara, chips, and a drink are $6.99. Upgrade to the footlong for $3 more.
Are they even $5 anymore? And I'd have a hard, hard time reporting a Subway trip. A real sunglasses on, "DON'T LOOK AT ME" expenditure, to me at least.
December 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Whale oil margarine?!? More fun Canadian margarine facts in the thread.
The Newfoundland Butter Company made margarine from whale, seal and fish oil. That margarine was then smuggled into Canada where it was sold for half the price of butter.
The company was established by Sir John Crosbie, the Minister of Fisheries in Newfoundland.

🧵7/12
December 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
LMFAO.
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I cleaned up my bathroom sink area.
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Go for dos
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It's usually pretty obvious that there's 3 or 4 teams that are better than everyone else, and 8 or 9 that have no real shot. The field is too big, and it should have stayed at 4.
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
BAMA comeback? 24-21?
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Alright, time to go get lunch and then Wake Up Dead Man.
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What's Bluesky like?
Well it's mostly a bunch of former degenerates discussing Alf's penis and Shrek's cloaca.
Very wholesome.
“hey cloaca that’s the bird thing?”

“yeah”

[pause]

“IM NOT GOING TO EVEN ASK”
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just another old fashioned.
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM