Jackie, the painfully boring trans woman
@jackiestarlight.bsky.social
A 42 year old fat and full-figured chicana nonbinary transsexual woman who is nearly a decade into her transition and still has no idea who she is other than a boring nerd(She/they)
Very rarely will post nudes so no one under 18
HRT 3/28/17
Very rarely will post nudes so no one under 18
HRT 3/28/17
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"Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?"
I don't care, I would much rather focus on kissing girls
I don't care, I would much rather focus on kissing girls
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?"
I don't care, I would much rather focus on kissing girls
I don't care, I would much rather focus on kissing girls
Maybe I should wear dresses out again
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Maybe I should wear dresses out again
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So, someone made a comment about women over 40 all using filters so here's a reminder that no, we don't, and over 40 is not the crypt keeper.
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
So, someone made a comment about women over 40 all using filters so here's a reminder that no, we don't, and over 40 is not the crypt keeper.
Love Pluribus, yet this is a very accurate assessment.
I’m enjoying Pluribus a lot but if I wanted to be cruel about it I would describe it as The Good Place for people who made a point of staying on Twitter and not going to Bluesky
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Love Pluribus, yet this is a very accurate assessment.
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You can’t have public transport without public trans
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You can’t have public transport without public trans
Post your favourite "The Lord Of The Rings" character... wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Post your favourite "The Lord Of The Rings" character... wrong answers only.
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Prompter's Block
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Prompter's Block
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What do you MEAN "the guy who helped track Al-Quaeda leading up to 9/11, resigned from the FBI after illegally accessing records on another private investigator, and is currently awaiting sentencing for attempting to bribe Puerto Rico's governor" starred in a Miller Lite commercial in 1985?!
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What do you MEAN "the guy who helped track Al-Quaeda leading up to 9/11, resigned from the FBI after illegally accessing records on another private investigator, and is currently awaiting sentencing for attempting to bribe Puerto Rico's governor" starred in a Miller Lite commercial in 1985?!
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"Ollie North was a political analyst for a Cartoon Network faux-election in 2000" now has strong competition in the "most insane things I've discovered while running this account" category.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"Ollie North was a political analyst for a Cartoon Network faux-election in 2000" now has strong competition in the "most insane things I've discovered while running this account" category.
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Terry is giving "malfunctioning android" in the second photo where he's shanking his generous friend.
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Terry is giving "malfunctioning android" in the second photo where he's shanking his generous friend.
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![A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r3jz2av542vhxbsouxvzrwe2/bafkreigoci7n3zt72bjp6xhr7g7g7h5gbte2bovkgomwmd5ircmjersx4m@jpeg)
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May all of your bajas be blasted
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
May all of your bajas be blasted
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everyone who works at openAI should be tried as an accomplice
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
everyone who works at openAI should be tried as an accomplice
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The best time to be a girl is today.
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The best time to be a girl is today.
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I love this so much for humanity.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I love this so much for humanity.
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Oh, and if anyone was confused. You build houses for the unhoused. Not kill them.
Thank you.
Thank you.
September 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh, and if anyone was confused. You build houses for the unhoused. Not kill them.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Fuck this random grunt in particular I guess
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Fuck this random grunt in particular I guess
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An egg cracks in Gotham when Poison Ivy kisses a "man" with her mind control lipstick (that only affects men), and it mysteriously doesn't work that time.
Poison Ivy: "Oh fuck. You're a trans woman? Girl, I'm so sorry."
Egg: "I. . . have some things to think about." *walks away confused*
Poison Ivy: "Oh fuck. You're a trans woman? Girl, I'm so sorry."
Egg: "I. . . have some things to think about." *walks away confused*
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
An egg cracks in Gotham when Poison Ivy kisses a "man" with her mind control lipstick (that only affects men), and it mysteriously doesn't work that time.
Poison Ivy: "Oh fuck. You're a trans woman? Girl, I'm so sorry."
Egg: "I. . . have some things to think about." *walks away confused*
Poison Ivy: "Oh fuck. You're a trans woman? Girl, I'm so sorry."
Egg: "I. . . have some things to think about." *walks away confused*
buzz buzz buzz
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
buzz buzz buzz