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“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
Today in Schism:

Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Spotify Wrapped is never fun for me because the account is roughly 70% my wife, 20% my kids, 10% me
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We're almost there
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Daughter's 8-seed team was 1 point away from upsetting the undefeated 1- seed in the second round of the playoffs tonight. great game. she really enjoyed her first season of volleyball.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
yes, donald. it's a great idea to introduce the idea of undoing the pardons of your predecessor.
BREAKING: President Trump declared that all of former President Biden’s pardons are now “invalid.” There is no legal mechanism for presidents to revoke their predecessors’ pardons but if Trump is taken seriously, thousands could be thrown into legal chaos.
Trump Claims Former President Joe Biden’s Pardons Are Invalid
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Steal their tablet, load up the pdfs, and then wrap the tablet
What are some creative ways to “gift” a bunch of #ttrpg pdfs?

So far, I’ve thought of QR codes in a little handbound book, and that’s basically it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Always good to wake up to something that is Extremely My Shit
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I don't get days off very often, but when I do, I am sick.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I think I'd just retire after that FG attempt
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I've never seen that
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
@profanity.accountant what do I owe you
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm hearing that Kiffin's contract says that if he doesn't win the natty within 3 years, LSU gets to feed him to Mike the Tiger
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I've seen @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com have some good takes on here but this is the best one
older gamers aren't mad about wokeness in games. we're mad that DND 4th Edition was jettisoned for the mechanically inferior 5th Edition
Even by the standards of anti-woke journalism this is lazy dreck. The first piece of "evidence" that older gamers are mad about wokeness is a random Reddit comment — that isn't a complaint about wokeness.
www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2025/11/2...
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild

Elk
Dolphin
Bald Eagle
Mountain lion
Black bear
Alligator
Alligator snapping turtle
Pelican
Coyote
Mountain lion
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Skunk
Red fox
Wild turkey
Praying mantis
Horseshoe crab
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I love snow globes
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Things have not been good recently but at least Clemson beat the chickens
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Thing is, we DID hear about it at his confirmation hearing.

Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth knew he held these views about the laws of war.

They voted to confirm him anyway.
Everyone should read this terrifying thread about Hegseth’s published views wrt war crimes. It’s pretty fucking radical …. We needed to hear about this in his confirmation hearing.
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”

It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Boots Quest, my humorous adventure game, is on deep discount this weekend! collect boots, throw away swords, meddle in the lives of hapless npcs, all for the price of a cup of coffee (not even the super fancy kind). please check it out!

discountrealms.itch.io/boots-quest-dx
Boots Quest DX by Discount Realms
An offbeat adventure about finding the best boots in the world
discountrealms.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Youngest is 8 today. Crazy.
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The only thing you have to do to be better than 90% of people at Scrabble is memorize 2-letter words
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
One can hope, but I'm not holding my breath on anyone actually being held accountable for this
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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if I'm spending $100K on a personal vehicle it better be bipedal and have hardpoints for a brace of PPCs
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
2 Thanks 2 Giving
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Nap time
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM