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Szabla
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Northern Virginia, formerly Southern California. Buy my wife’s games:

https://silvermaidengames.itch.io/
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November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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okay that's the shitposter me. the actual human me is screaming A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY THAT IS?? WHY ARE YOU SPENDING IT ON A FUCKING TRUCK!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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deer are not vegetarians, one of my favorite fun facts
Aransas J. Hawthorne, Esq. has something to say.

I drew this image for a comic I'm working on and gave him some new words to say. #nandavanam #furrycomic
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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We're at the stage where the mad king is so far gone, that his concubine's opinions are newsworthy
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Zohran Mamdani is so likable that white boomers are unconsciously revising his name to make it Irish … the power this man has.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Are we still doing diner journalism? Because today at a greasy spoon in Stateline, Nevada, a 65 year old birder named Maryanne told me that she likes that “Mamdonnelly” fellow and thinks that Donald Trump is a pedophile.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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wild that this happened within 24 hours of bolsanaro going to prison. will be a timeless textbook example of what works to save a democracy and what doesn’t
Breaking News: The last pending criminal prosecution against President Trump was dismissed by a judge in Georgia, effectively ending efforts to hold Trump criminally responsible for attempts to overturn the 2020 election. trib.al/EnJu57H
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Would have been”?

I maintain we absolutely should count his memos and letters, which are all some degree of unhinged
Would have been the best naval shitposter in history
Admiral of the Fleet John Fisher, 1st Baron Fisher, GCM, OM, GCVO.

Oversaw the development of the first all modern battleship HMS Dreadnought.

Oversaw the development of the first battlecruiser HMS Invincible.

And the first known human to use "OMG" as shorthand for "Oh my God" in a letter.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
KOTOR 2 and Fallout New Vegas, easy
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Seen this one before

I give it a week before he’s back on
Alex Jones: “I’m seriously inches away from not supporting Trump anymore”

MAGA is dead
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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when i was in college, the criminal justice dept brought a former LAPD detective to campus to present on "facial micro-expressions" and "handwriting analysis" that i had to attend for extra credit

the entire experience irrevocably destroyed my illusions i had about the competence of detectives
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I think immigration makes this country great and I don't care what anyone else thinks.
This is also a place being rhetorically pro-immigration could be good. "I think immigration makes this country great and I don't care what anyone else thinks."
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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the median salary for a barrister for their first two years, after costs, is about nineteen thousand pounds ($25,000). Most of them live in London.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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"Scientists"
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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No. Strangle this idea in its crib, don't let it grow like the "brain not fully developed until 25" stat
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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This is exactly what you do
With presidents who coup
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro must begin serving his 27-year prison sentence for plotting an attempted coup, Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes has ruled. https://cnn.it/4p1dgDV
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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As usual, Phil Sheridan was in the thick of it. At the base of the ridge, he lifted a whiskey flask to toast the rebs watching from above. “Heres to you” he yelled. A cannonball landed nearby spraying him with dirt and debris. “That’s damn ungenerous,” he cried “I shall take those guns for that” (12
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Never build defenses in such a way that attackers actually come under *less* fire the closer they get (because you fucked up your defensive positions’ blindspots)
#OTD in 1863, 23,000 Union Troops storm Missionary Ridge in one of the all time epic charges in American military history decisively routing Confederate forces and opening the literal and symbolic “Gateway to the South” (1
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM