james holod kennedy
@jamesholod.bsky.social
writer / marathoner / lonely girl aswirl
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McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
same
i still want flowers tho
i still want flowers tho
Welp another Valentines Day with no romantic prospects so may as well reiterate my availability as a side piece
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
same
i still want flowers tho
i still want flowers tho
how i describe my six nemeses
February 8, 2026 at 7:23 PM
how i describe my six nemeses
last night in costa rica with friends, feeling very
February 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
last night in costa rica with friends, feeling very
i’m having a terrible time btw
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
i’m having a terrible time btw
went snorkeling for the first time and saw so many fish and sharks and THREE SEA TURTLES and a freakin MANTA RAY 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
February 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
went snorkeling for the first time and saw so many fish and sharks and THREE SEA TURTLES and a freakin MANTA RAY 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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If you’re thinking about writing a parody musical please put the pen DOWN
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
If you’re thinking about writing a parody musical please put the pen DOWN
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The thing about grieving an artist is that can lead you to discovery and a renewed love of their work. And I think that’s beautiful.
February 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The thing about grieving an artist is that can lead you to discovery and a renewed love of their work. And I think that’s beautiful.
the two elderly lesbians sitting near me at this bar are going back and forth naming everyone who owes them money and i am RIVETED
January 31, 2026 at 2:07 AM
the two elderly lesbians sitting near me at this bar are going back and forth naming everyone who owes them money and i am RIVETED
your pal james is very tired
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 AM
your pal james is very tired
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Losing Diane Keaton and Rob Reiner and Catherine O'Hara in quick succession is a pretty big blow for people who enjoy elementary things such as "laughter" and "joy"
January 31, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Losing Diane Keaton and Rob Reiner and Catherine O'Hara in quick succession is a pretty big blow for people who enjoy elementary things such as "laughter" and "joy"
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Gonna need someone pretty fucking awful to kick the bucket to balance this one out.
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Gonna need someone pretty fucking awful to kick the bucket to balance this one out.
group chats in disarray over the rocky horror casting it’s so fun to have fun!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 5:32 AM
group chats in disarray over the rocky horror casting it’s so fun to have fun!!!!
that sure is a beautiful young man huh
January 29, 2026 at 12:06 AM
that sure is a beautiful young man huh
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Please call Hochul, thank her for these words, and tell her to back them up with ACTION by supporting and signing New York 4 All, a bill that would prevent local and state agencies from collaborating with ICE.
Call her at 518-474-8390 today!
Call her at 518-474-8390 today!
Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
January 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Please call Hochul, thank her for these words, and tell her to back them up with ACTION by supporting and signing New York 4 All, a bill that would prevent local and state agencies from collaborating with ICE.
Call her at 518-474-8390 today!
Call her at 518-474-8390 today!
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"Just stay cool and don't make trouble until the midterms" is not going to cut it as an opposition response to a murderous regime whose masked thugs are killing people in the streets and then attempting to round up witnesses and destroy evidence.
January 24, 2026 at 5:10 PM
"Just stay cool and don't make trouble until the midterms" is not going to cut it as an opposition response to a murderous regime whose masked thugs are killing people in the streets and then attempting to round up witnesses and destroy evidence.
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this *wink wink wow cant believe you got the number of votes you needed* bull shit has to stop immediately
January 24, 2026 at 4:06 PM
this *wink wink wow cant believe you got the number of votes you needed* bull shit has to stop immediately
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once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
i love new yorkers because one by one people boarded this subway car, discovered there was a busker dressed as a banana strumming a ukulele and wailing “hey, soul sister,” and immediately turned around to dash to a different car
January 24, 2026 at 2:11 AM
i love new yorkers because one by one people boarded this subway car, discovered there was a busker dressed as a banana strumming a ukulele and wailing “hey, soul sister,” and immediately turned around to dash to a different car
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Zohran Mamdani talking to John Homenuk at New York Metro Weather… two divas maximizing their joint slay.
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Zohran Mamdani talking to John Homenuk at New York Metro Weather… two divas maximizing their joint slay.
all i had for dinner tonight was five martinis and now i can hear the moon singing to me
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 AM
all i had for dinner tonight was five martinis and now i can hear the moon singing to me
need a strapping young warrior to come rescue me from the reply-all email chain from hell i’m currently trapped in
January 22, 2026 at 8:38 PM
need a strapping young warrior to come rescue me from the reply-all email chain from hell i’m currently trapped in
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Ah, the old trap: If gay people point out that equating oral sex with degradation is homophobic, we're scolds and language police, and that distracts from the real issue, which is that Newsom lacks any internal compass and says whatever he thinks will win him applause or agreement in the moment. >
Newsom: "He's an invasive species, Donald Trump. He took over the Republican Party. Lindsey Graham -- I mean, speaking of the kneepads. I'm sorry. This is tough stuff. I don't recognize these people any longer. You think what I'm saying about Trump is tough? How about what Graham said about Trump."
January 22, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Ah, the old trap: If gay people point out that equating oral sex with degradation is homophobic, we're scolds and language police, and that distracts from the real issue, which is that Newsom lacks any internal compass and says whatever he thinks will win him applause or agreement in the moment. >