Justin Amphlett
@jamphlett.bsky.social
Ambient noise from the wilds of Hampshire, UK.
justinamphlett.bandcamp.com/music
justinamphlett.bandcamp.com/music
My 8 year old started playing Fortnite yesterday for the first time after a life of Minecraft, and today won a 100 person Battle Royale match. How do I monetise this skill set?
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My 8 year old started playing Fortnite yesterday for the first time after a life of Minecraft, and today won a 100 person Battle Royale match. How do I monetise this skill set?
I am now addicted to the mutate button in Omnisphere 3. It’s essentially automated what I was doing manually in Omni 2; switching out preset sound files with random guitar samples from my user library.
October 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I am now addicted to the mutate button in Omnisphere 3. It’s essentially automated what I was doing manually in Omni 2; switching out preset sound files with random guitar samples from my user library.
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At every step of the pipeline the algorithm tells you to hurry up and make more music as content as if you’re a making YouTube vlog and not an album. In what universe is mentioning the fact that you churned something out as quickly as possible your first time around considered a good thing?
October 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
At every step of the pipeline the algorithm tells you to hurry up and make more music as content as if you’re a making YouTube vlog and not an album. In what universe is mentioning the fact that you churned something out as quickly as possible your first time around considered a good thing?
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The musicians life is constantly worrying about money but still seriously considering upgrading to Omnisphere 3.
October 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The musicians life is constantly worrying about money but still seriously considering upgrading to Omnisphere 3.
This year it’s been tough to make any music. Partially due to personal life stuff, but also because I’m a big stupid child and I’ve spent far too much time on a Steamdeck.
October 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This year it’s been tough to make any music. Partially due to personal life stuff, but also because I’m a big stupid child and I’ve spent far too much time on a Steamdeck.
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Vaccines don't cause autism.
Autism causes vaccines.
Autism causes vaccines.
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Vaccines don't cause autism.
Autism causes vaccines.
Autism causes vaccines.
UFO video evidence yesterday, now signs of life on Mars today… our overlords are really ramping up the distractions.
September 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
UFO video evidence yesterday, now signs of life on Mars today… our overlords are really ramping up the distractions.
Odd balls claiming that BlueSky is dead based off this data... This looks like a classic pull back after an event-driven sharp spike in new users, perfectly normal.
September 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Odd balls claiming that BlueSky is dead based off this data... This looks like a classic pull back after an event-driven sharp spike in new users, perfectly normal.
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"Director Jean-Cosme Delaloye has recently released a new documentary titled Desire: The Carl Craig Story. The film details the life and career of the legendary titular producer. I thought, by way of promo, I’d take you on a personal journey through the music of the artist sometimes known as C2."
Desire: The Carl Craig Story / A Dr. Rob Story
Director Jean-Cosme Delaloye, together with Sovereign Films, has recently released a new documentary titled Desire: The Carl Craig Story. The film details the life and career of the legendary titul…
banbantonton.com
September 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Director Jean-Cosme Delaloye has recently released a new documentary titled Desire: The Carl Craig Story. The film details the life and career of the legendary titular producer. I thought, by way of promo, I’d take you on a personal journey through the music of the artist sometimes known as C2."
My son invented/muddled words as a toddler (remembery = memory, mogotten = forgotten). The best one remains in constant family use years later because it’s clearly better than anything else in the English language.
Gendy = disgusting, wrong, usually relating to food.
“That banana’s a bit gendy”
Gendy = disgusting, wrong, usually relating to food.
“That banana’s a bit gendy”
August 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My son invented/muddled words as a toddler (remembery = memory, mogotten = forgotten). The best one remains in constant family use years later because it’s clearly better than anything else in the English language.
Gendy = disgusting, wrong, usually relating to food.
“That banana’s a bit gendy”
Gendy = disgusting, wrong, usually relating to food.
“That banana’s a bit gendy”
Yeah but I’m 46.
Remember, Tolkien didn't start working on "The Hobbit" until he was 41 years old. It started as tales for his children that took over 4 years to complete, and he finally published it at the age of 45.
It is never too late to start working on something that truly calls to you.
Embrace your passion.
It is never too late to start working on something that truly calls to you.
Embrace your passion.
August 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Yeah but I’m 46.
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This is outstanding. God knows what Labour is doing: legitimising the racism that'll be its undoing, losing the coalition which put it in office, trying to secure voters who will never support it, digging its own moral grave.
observer.co.uk/news/opinion...
observer.co.uk/news/opinion...
Politically acceptable UK racism is rising, even under La...
As I wrote these words last autumn: “We have made progress... even though that progress remains fragile and insufficient”, little did I realise just how ...
observer.co.uk
August 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
This is outstanding. God knows what Labour is doing: legitimising the racism that'll be its undoing, losing the coalition which put it in office, trying to secure voters who will never support it, digging its own moral grave.
observer.co.uk/news/opinion...
observer.co.uk/news/opinion...
This is what I got.
In the post that is. I’m a simple man, if I see a @radiohead.wastehq.social art book, I buy it. And bonus belated #cassunday, I finally acquired OK Computer on cassette too.
In the post that is. I’m a simple man, if I see a @radiohead.wastehq.social art book, I buy it. And bonus belated #cassunday, I finally acquired OK Computer on cassette too.
August 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is what I got.
In the post that is. I’m a simple man, if I see a @radiohead.wastehq.social art book, I buy it. And bonus belated #cassunday, I finally acquired OK Computer on cassette too.
In the post that is. I’m a simple man, if I see a @radiohead.wastehq.social art book, I buy it. And bonus belated #cassunday, I finally acquired OK Computer on cassette too.
Anyone remember Anonymous? With the V for Vendetta masks? What happened guys? It’d be like shooting ducks in a barrel right now. Got to be so much poorly guarded data just sloshing about in the US at the moment.
August 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Anyone remember Anonymous? With the V for Vendetta masks? What happened guys? It’d be like shooting ducks in a barrel right now. Got to be so much poorly guarded data just sloshing about in the US at the moment.
I don’t want to needlessly spread conspiracy theories and dredge up painful memories, but I’m 100% sure emu had gone up that ladder with Rod to fix the television aerial.
August 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I don’t want to needlessly spread conspiracy theories and dredge up painful memories, but I’m 100% sure emu had gone up that ladder with Rod to fix the television aerial.
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile - and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely.
– H.S. Thompson
– H.S. Thompson
August 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile - and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely.
– H.S. Thompson
– H.S. Thompson
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Once got drunk with Mike in Glasgow, had fish and chips after, top bloke, as is Adam. Give him a follow and this is a rare interview with Underground Resistance's main man.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxYT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxYT...
July 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Once got drunk with Mike in Glasgow, had fish and chips after, top bloke, as is Adam. Give him a follow and this is a rare interview with Underground Resistance's main man.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxYT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxYT...
Is it ok to talk about how bad Ozzys solo material was yet? Or too soon?
July 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Is it ok to talk about how bad Ozzys solo material was yet? Or too soon?
Not sure I can fathom how people afford high end cars now. Passed three Porsche, an Aston Martin and a Lamborghini this morning. Would never see this concentration of car wealth turn of the century. My neighbour has two Porsche Macans. Two!
July 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Not sure I can fathom how people afford high end cars now. Passed three Porsche, an Aston Martin and a Lamborghini this morning. Would never see this concentration of car wealth turn of the century. My neighbour has two Porsche Macans. Two!
Oasis, the reform party of 90’s britpop. Probably why the BBC slavishly reports on their every move.
July 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oasis, the reform party of 90’s britpop. Probably why the BBC slavishly reports on their every move.
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We're currently celebrating the 600th week of the Naviar Haiku challenge.
For the occasion, we decided to offer a clearance sale on all Naviar's catalogue. It's 70% off on anything we've published, using the code "600" when checking out on Bandcamp.
naviarrecords.bandcamp.com/music
For the occasion, we decided to offer a clearance sale on all Naviar's catalogue. It's 70% off on anything we've published, using the code "600" when checking out on Bandcamp.
naviarrecords.bandcamp.com/music
July 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
We're currently celebrating the 600th week of the Naviar Haiku challenge.
For the occasion, we decided to offer a clearance sale on all Naviar's catalogue. It's 70% off on anything we've published, using the code "600" when checking out on Bandcamp.
naviarrecords.bandcamp.com/music
For the occasion, we decided to offer a clearance sale on all Naviar's catalogue. It's 70% off on anything we've published, using the code "600" when checking out on Bandcamp.
naviarrecords.bandcamp.com/music
The new Adam Curtis series Shifty is amazing, I’ve watched the first two episodes and nothing has immersed me into the early 80’s mindset like this. Like a fever dream.
I suspect after watching all 5, I’ll go back and immediately watch it all again.
I suspect after watching all 5, I’ll go back and immediately watch it all again.
June 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The new Adam Curtis series Shifty is amazing, I’ve watched the first two episodes and nothing has immersed me into the early 80’s mindset like this. Like a fever dream.
I suspect after watching all 5, I’ll go back and immediately watch it all again.
I suspect after watching all 5, I’ll go back and immediately watch it all again.
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“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”
June 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”
I dropped John Peels salad on the floor as a runner for a TV production company.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I dropped John Peels salad on the floor as a runner for a TV production company.
