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Certifying my Bluesky Elder status🥳💯
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The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”
Best Twitter riposte of the day
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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It's ok to view everything post-Bungie as fan fiction
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Our broken child care system can learn a lot from New Mexico - the state that is leading the way in guaranteeing free child care for all.

There is no better rate of return than investing in our children.

The rest of the country should follow New Mexico’s lead.
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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youtube poop christmas
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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so many users flocking to blue sky, it reminds me of when hoards of moviegoers flocked into theaters to see my smash holiday movie classic JINGLE ALL THE WAY
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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mer crims
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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You've been good this year! #Delibird#NewPokemonSnap#NintendoSwitch
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Would you believe me if I told you Mark Cuban didn’t want a peer reviewed answer to his question from the top medical journal
Mr. Cuban, I'm a professor at Yale School of Public Health. Here's a paper published by one of my colleagues in the top medical journal evaluating the Medicare for All Act, which would not only get us there, but would save $450B per year. Happy to discuss! www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
Improving the prognosis of health care in the USA
Although health care expenditure per capita is higher in the USA than in any other country, more than 37 million Americans do not have health insurance, and 41 million more have inadequate access to c...
www.thelancet.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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someone at Valve is having a very horrible Christmas rn
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Look….. I know I’m an adult so it’s different…… but I feel like this year’s Christmas is the least Christmas-y I’ve ever experienced.

Personally, because of all of the horror we’ve had this year. But also commercially, I feel like even companies are phoning it in or not even acknowledging it.
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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little aliens forever? ok?
December 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Nicki supports her rapist husband and brother, so going MAGA seems like the natural progression.
Erika Kirk just brought out Nicki Minaj at a Turning Point USA event:
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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We're at the point in the year where I have no idea what day of the week it is and I no longer care. This is freedom, this is the way humans are meant to live
December 27, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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it's that time of year
December 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Example # 2,303,301 of a clip I'd like to show Republican friends and ask them "You do know this administration says things like this because they think you're too stupid to know that's not how it works, right? You do know it's an insult, right?"
Lutnick: "Donald Trump's economy grew 4.3%. That means that Americans overall, all of us, are going to earn 4.3% more money. We're making a raise, it's a simple way to do it."
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Ötzi and a 45,000-year-old Siberian were both infected with a cancer-causing strain of HPV.
This is fascinating, and a reminder that we have a vaccine that *prevents cancer* and everyone eligible should get it.
Two ancient humans, including famed ‘Iceman,’ had cancer-causing virus
Findings from ancient DNA may shed light on HPV’s history in our species
www.science.org
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM