Jeff D.
@jeffdesurra.com
Program manager @ Waymo, Snoopy enthusiast, Dodger fan, father, husband, tech geek, ADHD, PTSD, GAD, PD, writer of run-on sentences. he/him
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Jeff D.
@jeffdesurra.com
· Jan 4
We all have to be top at something. My achievement is being an obsessive Peanuts fan, particularly the music.
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My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
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Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
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We'll pick it up from here.
Spring Training and the World Baseball Classic are right around the corner!
Spring Training and the World Baseball Classic are right around the corner!
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
We'll pick it up from here.
Spring Training and the World Baseball Classic are right around the corner!
Spring Training and the World Baseball Classic are right around the corner!
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
It's not going to happen but nothing would make me happier than learning that this Super Bowl ends up being one of the least watches in decades while the halftime show ends up being the most watched
February 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
It's not going to happen but nothing would make me happier than learning that this Super Bowl ends up being one of the least watches in decades while the halftime show ends up being the most watched
Took my first shot at oil painting. Definitely will need to work on it, but I enjoyed it and am finding the have for myself to say that for my first time, I didn't do too badly. Working on being happy with imperfection
(Based on Bob Ross's Purple Splendor)
(Based on Bob Ross's Purple Splendor)
February 2, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Took my first shot at oil painting. Definitely will need to work on it, but I enjoyed it and am finding the have for myself to say that for my first time, I didn't do too badly. Working on being happy with imperfection
(Based on Bob Ross's Purple Splendor)
(Based on Bob Ross's Purple Splendor)
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Canelo—who has never even seen a horse I don’t think—is like what the fuck absolutely not I don’t want to die when he meets Rudy at first
Then Rudy kisses him and Canelo says it’s fine actually I would die 4 u let me into your stable now pls l live here now
Then Rudy kisses him and Canelo says it’s fine actually I would die 4 u let me into your stable now pls l live here now
everything is horrific right now so here’s my dog kissing a 2 year old pony named Rudy through a fence today if u need it:
February 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Canelo—who has never even seen a horse I don’t think—is like what the fuck absolutely not I don’t want to die when he meets Rudy at first
Then Rudy kisses him and Canelo says it’s fine actually I would die 4 u let me into your stable now pls l live here now
Then Rudy kisses him and Canelo says it’s fine actually I would die 4 u let me into your stable now pls l live here now
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after exhaustive research I present to you the most Dickensian name on almost every MLB roster (*indicates non-roster)
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
after exhaustive research I present to you the most Dickensian name on almost every MLB roster (*indicates non-roster)
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We're not publishing today. Instead of reading a new story today, we hope you'll join us in attending @minnmax.com's ICE OUT charity stream in collaboration with @giantbomb.bsky.social at 7pm ET 💜
www.youtube.com/live/SMcO71c...
www.youtube.com/live/SMcO71c...
ICE Out Charity Stream - MinnMax X Giant Bomb
YouTube video by MinnMax
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January 30, 2026 at 1:51 PM
We're not publishing today. Instead of reading a new story today, we hope you'll join us in attending @minnmax.com's ICE OUT charity stream in collaboration with @giantbomb.bsky.social at 7pm ET 💜
www.youtube.com/live/SMcO71c...
www.youtube.com/live/SMcO71c...
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You work too hard not to give us your money. https://store.theonion.com/products/true-courage-headline-t-shirt?_pos=1&_sid=a2cf7c661&_ss=r
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
You work too hard not to give us your money. https://store.theonion.com/products/true-courage-headline-t-shirt?_pos=1&_sid=a2cf7c661&_ss=r
I don't care much for Belichick, but as a casual observer, this is beyond insane
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I don't care much for Belichick, but as a casual observer, this is beyond insane
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and I used to thing *baseball* HOF voters undervalued BBs
January 27, 2026 at 10:37 PM
and I used to thing *baseball* HOF voters undervalued BBs
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The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.
January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.
So glad that I give absolutely no shits about either team in the Super Bowl.
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
So glad that I give absolutely no shits about either team in the Super Bowl.
Also, thank God for the NFL salary cap, otherwise we wouldn't have the great diversity of teams making it to the Super Bowl every year /s
January 26, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Also, thank God for the NFL salary cap, otherwise we wouldn't have the great diversity of teams making it to the Super Bowl every year /s
Maybe I'll watch the Super Bowl as a protest against president Cheeto and in support of Bad Bunny.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Maybe I'll watch the Super Bowl as a protest against president Cheeto and in support of Bad Bunny.
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
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The Dodgers have paid grown men millions of dollars to do what Decoy will do for free. ❤️
![Same_Woodpecker_2847 . 2d
I was actually taking a stadium tour with my son today and decoy came out and greeted us all before Shohei came out to work out. Decoy then proceeded to take a dump in left field and Shohei saw this, ran back to the clubhouse, got a bag and cleaned it up
[Picture of decoy pooping]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cilflthhvjzz6dz6k765zjwa/bafkreigixqgjcmkrtizwxbskuoz2omyn4a4l7ivnstxb26d42bvlclc5he@jpeg)
January 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The Dodgers have paid grown men millions of dollars to do what Decoy will do for free. ❤️
Proud to say I went the whole NFL season and did not willingly or voluntarily watch a game this year. Obviously there were have on at some people's houses I visited or at restaurants, but otherwise didn't watch. Hoping to keep that trend going.
January 5, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Proud to say I went the whole NFL season and did not willingly or voluntarily watch a game this year. Obviously there were have on at some people's houses I visited or at restaurants, but otherwise didn't watch. Hoping to keep that trend going.
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Asshole is upset that his assholery prevented him from being on a special for a show that he bailed on in its second season.
Chevy Chase admits in his upcoming documentary that he felt
‘hurt’ being excluded from the SNL50 special, especially during the Weekend Update segment.
‘hurt’ being excluded from the SNL50 special, especially during the Weekend Update segment.
Chevy Chase Felt ‘Hurt’ for Not Being in the SNL 50 Celebration
Chevy Chase admits in his upcoming documentary that he felt
‘hurt’ being excluded from the SNL50 special, especially during the Weekend Update segment.
www.vulture.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Asshole is upset that his assholery prevented him from being on a special for a show that he bailed on in its second season.
Football is modern day Roman gladiatorism. Take the poorest, neediest people with the fewest options because of a society that keeps them down, promise them fame and fortune, and watch as they destroy their lives for human entertainment.
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Football is modern day Roman gladiatorism. Take the poorest, neediest people with the fewest options because of a society that keeps them down, promise them fame and fortune, and watch as they destroy their lives for human entertainment.