Merry Ratmas
@jehantxt.bsky.social
camden | 29 | he/him | nursing professor, megane enthusiast, and sports anime king |⚾ ℝ☤ℕ🍓🐁 🇹🇼
#art | #oc
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Merry Ratmas
@jehantxt.bsky.social
· Jun 19
Strawberry matcha is just pumpkin spice for abcs
Why is it the TUNDRA in this nursing station this morning
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Why is it the TUNDRA in this nursing station this morning
In a thrilling update to the my car breaking down saga, a school bus just ran me into the curb and I popped a tire 🥹
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
In a thrilling update to the my car breaking down saga, a school bus just ran me into the curb and I popped a tire 🥹
I would never develop an opioid addiction bc I can't even remember to take ibuprofen for my twisted ankle
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I would never develop an opioid addiction bc I can't even remember to take ibuprofen for my twisted ankle
Honestly brilliant idea. Ur gonna need it
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Honestly brilliant idea. Ur gonna need it
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another strix portrait, this time for @st-stelluna.bsky.social <3
i've now done at least one portrait for every campus!
#art / #dnd / #strixhaven / #comm
i've now done at least one portrait for every campus!
#art / #dnd / #strixhaven / #comm
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
another strix portrait, this time for @st-stelluna.bsky.social <3
i've now done at least one portrait for every campus!
#art / #dnd / #strixhaven / #comm
i've now done at least one portrait for every campus!
#art / #dnd / #strixhaven / #comm
literally never once dreamed of the instability of couch-surfing. townhouse is fine. i'm a cop-out and im ok with that.
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
literally never once dreamed of the instability of couch-surfing. townhouse is fine. i'm a cop-out and im ok with that.
u know what I'm ok with this
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
u know what I'm ok with this
Either way, people Will Die
All opera plot summaries are like "Kunfre, driven to madness by the treachery of Zarnfig, flees her wedding to Bogaro and resolves to throw herself into the sea, before being stopped by an unnamed and irrelevant countertenor" and all ballet plot summaries are like "somewhere, a princess exists"
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Either way, people Will Die
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December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Morphine 2.0 The Sequel
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Morphine 2.0 The Sequel
Dean winchester where's my brother where's my angel fit
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Dean winchester where's my brother where's my angel fit
"And he's gay as well"
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"And he's gay as well"
Hey guys you'll NEVER guess what just happened 😜😜😜 (I fell)
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hey guys you'll NEVER guess what just happened 😜😜😜 (I fell)
Let's be real, if eurydice was in front this never would have happened
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Let's be real, if eurydice was in front this never would have happened
the hbo for 2.99/mo for a year deal looking pretty tasty rn..............................................................................................
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
the hbo for 2.99/mo for a year deal looking pretty tasty rn..............................................................................................
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Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)
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A Sassy child who paints things is in Expedition 33.
Welcome back Final Fantasy 6.
Welcome back Final Fantasy 6.
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A Sassy child who paints things is in Expedition 33.
Welcome back Final Fantasy 6.
Welcome back Final Fantasy 6.
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It's always Thanksgiving and never You'rewelcomegiving. Very rude.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's always Thanksgiving and never You'rewelcomegiving. Very rude.
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Hi, rat here. Has anybody invented an infinite dopamine button?
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hi, rat here. Has anybody invented an infinite dopamine button?
working on thanksgiving (tutoring lesson)
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
working on thanksgiving (tutoring lesson)
Tutant meenage neetle teetles
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tutant meenage neetle teetles