Joel A.
Joel A.
@jelasher.bsky.social
Enthusiast of many things.
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Amid these dark moments, something important is beginning to shift.

It's clearly the result of healthy political pressure - which we must sustain, and build.
January 27, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.
January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.

The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Traveling abroad, we saw someone in a Mariners jersey. My son said—“oh, I bet that’s one of those shirts they made when the Mariners lost the pennant and they sent them to a poor country.” We’re in Australia.
December 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I call my fists Strunk and White because they have the elements of style.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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When a President calls for the death of lawmakers protecting the oath military members take to the Constitution (NOT the President), you are watching a full-blown Constitutional Crisis. This is the ultimate test of our democracy. We cannot look away.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
#Epstein seems to say that Clinton and Gore never went to the island.
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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We knew the Epstein case would end with Trump going down. Didn’t realize it also started with him going down.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The fact that he clarified whose penis it WASNT and not that Trump didnt suck it is absolutely WILD.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Why is the gate agent for my flight always the least communicative and quietist of everyone within earshot?
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I feel like a kid agin watching all these baseball players with mustaches and mullets, but I’m like 20 years older than all of them.
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Thanks, Google, for the stylized, high-contrast version of the photo I took to remember where I parked.
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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the world’s on fire but my baseball team has a catcher with a huge butt and 58 home runs
September 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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here's a direct link to canceling your Disney+ account. post your cancellations in the comments.
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September 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
August 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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You know how people called women hysterical for predicting the right wing would take down Roe v. Wade (which they've done) and then attack access to birth control (which they're doing)?

Hear me when I say that women's very right to vote is next.

www.npr.org/2025/08/09/n...
August 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Democrats: What do we need to do to win back disillusioned voters?

Voters: Stand up to Trump and fight him like our lives depend on it.

Democrats: Alienate our base while we chase bros who will never vote for us. Got it.

Voters: That's not-

Democrats: Can you give us five dollars right now?
July 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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"We here at the New York Times take pride in our ability to start national conversations on important subjects, such as 'What the fuck is going on at the New York Times?' and 'Is there lead in their drinking water?' or 'Maybe it's a gas leak?'"
July 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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They're building concentration camps with money they stole from medicare.
July 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM