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Jen (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈
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Recovering from eldest child/daughter syndrome.
Please call this number. It’ll do your heart and mind some good. I promise.
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Cavs W. Monday already looking swell.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Victory Monday awaits. Go Browns
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
10 sacks today. Woo wee, Brownies
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Shedeur Sanders Confident He Can Deliver Everything Browns Fans Have Come To Expect https://theonion.com/shedeur-sanders-confident-he-can-deliver-everything-browns-fans-have-come-to-expect/
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Defense will always be my favorite. I know the Browns are playing a peewee football team today but it’s so fun seeing so many sacks
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Jeudy prancing like a reindeer was stupid and festive.
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Cringing already during the Browns game. Should’ve gotten a keg to numb me through this.
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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ocellated turkeys go so hard
August 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Watching the Buckeyes game. I know the guy said “offensive leaders” but in my heart I believe he said “offensive wieners”. Anyway, O-H!
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I love her.
As it's breeding time for giant petrels on Bird Island, meet the oldest female giant petrel on the island ⬇️

She hatched there in 1989, making her an impressive 36 years old.

This season, she decided to build her nest next to the path, where the team greet her every day as they go past 🪶
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Culturally speaking, I think "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness is the "Take On Me" of its era.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Republican supporting family members bitching to me about their healthcare costs going up is like a fly being upset the spider it helped to eat its friend is now racing the spider eating them
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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But enough about Keith Olbermann
That Olivia lady was giving some coochie to a guy with a gravel voice who looks like a muscle cramp
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Cavs with the W. Game ended early enough that I slept enough to not want to bare knuckle box my 4:30 am wake up time
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Draymond Green always proving why he’s a garbage juice human.
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Sanders is as bad as I thought he’d be. Fellow Browns fans, why were any of you hyped about this guy?
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Ty Johnson’s TD celly looked like he was in a lip sync for his life in front of RuPaul on drag race
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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So Stephen Colbert's show *does* get cancelled because he didn't flatter Trump.

And Megyn R. Kelly's show *doesn't* get cancelled because she tried to dismiss & normalize pedophilia.

That's the morally topsy-turvy country we are currently living in.
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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What flag makes you feel safer in a neighborhood?

I’ll start. 🏳️‍🌈 🙋🏻
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):

“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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The USA is under occupation and enemy control, full stop.

The world should prepare accordingly.
So about those 9/11 connections...
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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happy veterans day to all of those who came before me to fight fascism & for all of us who continue to fight fascism.
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM