Jeremy Lansdown
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He’s on a mission from God.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
He’s on a mission from God.
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Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run
I wonder what the analytics are of Bluesky users giving a shit about stolen French jewelry.
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I wonder what the analytics are of Bluesky users giving a shit about stolen French jewelry.
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Of the five pals he mentions, the *least evil* one might be O.J. Simpson.
“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”
October 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Of the five pals he mentions, the *least evil* one might be O.J. Simpson.
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We’re trying to reach 500 new members for the @texastribune.org fall member drive.
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September 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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When an authoritarian tries to overthrow an election, and you put him back in power anyway, he resumes his authoritarianism.
When a quack peddles scientific idiocy during a pandemic, and you put him back in power anyway, he resumes his quackery.
With full warning, Americans did this to themselves.
When a quack peddles scientific idiocy during a pandemic, and you put him back in power anyway, he resumes his quackery.
With full warning, Americans did this to themselves.
Trump Issues Warning Based on Unproven Link Between Tylenol and Autism
www.nytimes.com
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When an authoritarian tries to overthrow an election, and you put him back in power anyway, he resumes his authoritarianism.
When a quack peddles scientific idiocy during a pandemic, and you put him back in power anyway, he resumes his quackery.
With full warning, Americans did this to themselves.
When a quack peddles scientific idiocy during a pandemic, and you put him back in power anyway, he resumes his quackery.
With full warning, Americans did this to themselves.
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Skenes has thrown 133 innings with a 1.83 ERA, 0.90 WHIP, 146 Ks and 32 BB, and he's 6-8.
July 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Skenes has thrown 133 innings with a 1.83 ERA, 0.90 WHIP, 146 Ks and 32 BB, and he's 6-8.
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A college classmate in Corvallis, Oregon sent me this photo she took at the “No Kings” protest there. I’m sure a lot of people can relate to it.
June 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A college classmate in Corvallis, Oregon sent me this photo she took at the “No Kings” protest there. I’m sure a lot of people can relate to it.
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TBH it's just profoundly fucked that the internet has created a coordination mechanism for the low social trust silent majority and now like a huge chunk of the population trust a large constructed kinship network of far right populists worldwide than reality itself
June 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
TBH it's just profoundly fucked that the internet has created a coordination mechanism for the low social trust silent majority and now like a huge chunk of the population trust a large constructed kinship network of far right populists worldwide than reality itself
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They're booing Donald Trump at the Kennedy Center.
June 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
They're booing Donald Trump at the Kennedy Center.
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Cannot stress enough that this is a pitiful action by a weak, scared, pathetic group of insecure, wannabe authoritarians, and they should be mocked until the end of time for wanting to bring in the military over some people protesting them at a Home Depot.
they're doing this because the Insurrection Act sounds cool and edgy but they can't actually justify using the Insurrection Act. it's a silly action by an insecure administration desperately to seem manly and powerful. it should be criticized relentlessly, but it should also be laughed at.
Which makes me think that this is an effort to claim the insurrection act’s power without invoking the insurrection act’s authority. None of this is necessary, at all, and the governor should say so.
June 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Cannot stress enough that this is a pitiful action by a weak, scared, pathetic group of insecure, wannabe authoritarians, and they should be mocked until the end of time for wanting to bring in the military over some people protesting them at a Home Depot.
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Holy guacamole, guys. This is beyond splendid, Qu'est-ce que c'est? youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w?...
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
youtu.be
June 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Holy guacamole, guys. This is beyond splendid, Qu'est-ce que c'est? youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w?...
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
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Doctors say that vaccines do not cause autism. X-user @cryptomaga1488 says that they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
June 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Doctors say that vaccines do not cause autism. X-user @cryptomaga1488 says that they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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There are 7,591 words in the U.S. Constitution.
Not one is "bible", "Jesus", "Judeo", "Christian" or "God".
Separation of church and state guarantees ALL Americans the right to practice ANY religion. Or none.
Which part of "religious freedom" is not as clear as a church bell?
Not one is "bible", "Jesus", "Judeo", "Christian" or "God".
Separation of church and state guarantees ALL Americans the right to practice ANY religion. Or none.
Which part of "religious freedom" is not as clear as a church bell?
May 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There are 7,591 words in the U.S. Constitution.
Not one is "bible", "Jesus", "Judeo", "Christian" or "God".
Separation of church and state guarantees ALL Americans the right to practice ANY religion. Or none.
Which part of "religious freedom" is not as clear as a church bell?
Not one is "bible", "Jesus", "Judeo", "Christian" or "God".
Separation of church and state guarantees ALL Americans the right to practice ANY religion. Or none.
Which part of "religious freedom" is not as clear as a church bell?
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"And then I told them...get this...I told them I was going to REDUCE the deficit"
two men are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room .
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May 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"And then I told them...get this...I told them I was going to REDUCE the deficit"
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Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
The entire administration is going to be staffed by Fox News hosts
May 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
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when I left Twitter two years ago I had never heard of the "I heart r-words" account that now shows up in like a third of the Musk screenshots that get posted here, and boy does that fact make me feel like I got out at just the right time
May 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
when I left Twitter two years ago I had never heard of the "I heart r-words" account that now shows up in like a third of the Musk screenshots that get posted here, and boy does that fact make me feel like I got out at just the right time
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Terrific Matt Labash. And do subscribe!
"The last ten years have ensured that the old partisan labels neither interest nor threaten me anymore. You essentially accuse me of no longer being a conservative? Fine. The last decade has rendered the term meaningless."
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"The last ten years have ensured that the old partisan labels neither interest nor threaten me anymore. You essentially accuse me of no longer being a conservative? Fine. The last decade has rendered the term meaningless."
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Who Changed?
An honest conversation about dishonesty
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April 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Terrific Matt Labash. And do subscribe!
"The last ten years have ensured that the old partisan labels neither interest nor threaten me anymore. You essentially accuse me of no longer being a conservative? Fine. The last decade has rendered the term meaningless."
open.substack.com/pub/mattlaba...
"The last ten years have ensured that the old partisan labels neither interest nor threaten me anymore. You essentially accuse me of no longer being a conservative? Fine. The last decade has rendered the term meaningless."
open.substack.com/pub/mattlaba...
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Noticed a bunch of these ornate gold medallions slapped all over the Oval Office. We found em on Alibaba. “High-density Home Decoration Polyurethane Appliques Ornament PU Foam Veneer Accessories” from seller Guangzhou Homemax Decorative Material Limited.
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April 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Noticed a bunch of these ornate gold medallions slapped all over the Oval Office. We found em on Alibaba. “High-density Home Decoration Polyurethane Appliques Ornament PU Foam Veneer Accessories” from seller Guangzhou Homemax Decorative Material Limited.
sherwood.news/power/shop-t...
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