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Garth Hudson in the streets // Rick Danko in the sheets
Thank you Marina Mabrey for last night
January 31, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Thank you Marina Mabrey for last night
Group chat is lit bc the world is on fire
January 31, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Group chat is lit bc the world is on fire
Last night was incredible! I didn’t film much because it was too fun to watch. I was bummed I caught this but in hindsight it’s amazing I caught one of Marina’s very few misses lol #Unrivaledbasketball
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Last night was incredible! I didn’t film much because it was too fun to watch. I was bummed I caught this but in hindsight it’s amazing I caught one of Marina’s very few misses lol #Unrivaledbasketball
I’m not exaggerating when I say I played this song on a loop like 20something times in a row last night. It really had a hold on me
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I’m not exaggerating when I say I played this song on a loop like 20something times in a row last night. It really had a hold on me
Five bands I fucking can’t stand
Nick Cave in any form
Bruce Springsteen & E street band
Turnstile
Stone Temple Pilots
Foo Fighters
Nick Cave in any form
Bruce Springsteen & E street band
Turnstile
Stone Temple Pilots
Foo Fighters
RHCP
foo fighters
Cake
Arcade Fire
Radiohead
foo fighters
Cake
Arcade Fire
Radiohead
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
Stone Temple Pilots
SUM21
RHCP
Ataris
Bon Jovi
Stone Temple Pilots
SUM21
RHCP
Ataris
Bon Jovi
January 31, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Five bands I fucking can’t stand
Nick Cave in any form
Bruce Springsteen & E street band
Turnstile
Stone Temple Pilots
Foo Fighters
Nick Cave in any form
Bruce Springsteen & E street band
Turnstile
Stone Temple Pilots
Foo Fighters
They’re not job creators turns out
January 30, 2026 at 9:35 PM
They’re not job creators turns out
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
Man this Replacemets bootleg from 1983 is so good. Sound is surprisingly good and they are fucking cooking here. A real sweet spot between Hootenanny and Let It Be
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Man this Replacemets bootleg from 1983 is so good. Sound is surprisingly good and they are fucking cooking here. A real sweet spot between Hootenanny and Let It Be
I know Don Lemon being arrested has all those comedians who did the Riyadh festival breathing a sigh of relief
January 30, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I know Don Lemon being arrested has all those comedians who did the Riyadh festival breathing a sigh of relief
Just ate shit so hard slipping on ice. Charge it to the game right? But I landed on two bags of garbage that were in the middle of the sidewalk bc our mayor is incompetent
a cartoon bear standing next to a trash can with a sign that says lab
ALT: a cartoon bear standing next to a trash can with a sign that says lab
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Just ate shit so hard slipping on ice. Charge it to the game right? But I landed on two bags of garbage that were in the middle of the sidewalk bc our mayor is incompetent
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Why is cherry coke sexy
January 29, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Why is cherry coke sexy
I let my cynicism get the best of me and assumed there would be no trash pickup today. So when I just heard the gabage truck coming up the street while I was taking a shit was truly heartbreaking
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I let my cynicism get the best of me and assumed there would be no trash pickup today. So when I just heard the gabage truck coming up the street while I was taking a shit was truly heartbreaking
The mayor has done a pretty shit job at dealing with snow. I have even less confidence in her ability to deal with ICE now when they come to Philly
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The mayor has done a pretty shit job at dealing with snow. I have even less confidence in her ability to deal with ICE now when they come to Philly
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Son, someday all this (motions towards a cold pitiless world bereft of justice) will be yours
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Son, someday all this (motions towards a cold pitiless world bereft of justice) will be yours
What a horrifying data point to have to cite
Ilhan Omar: “In the 4 years when Biden was president, my death threats went to almost zero — now they are back up — so there is a clear correlation between his presidency & the political violence that we see & the political danger that a lot of members of Congress & electeds feel across the country”
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
What a horrifying data point to have to cite
You ever take a selfie to check your beard trim and accidentally capture your Mariana Trench level sadness? The dead eyes of a man worn down like a first graders pencil? Me either
January 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
You ever take a selfie to check your beard trim and accidentally capture your Mariana Trench level sadness? The dead eyes of a man worn down like a first graders pencil? Me either
App glitch or I’m a genius? Who can say really?
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
App glitch or I’m a genius? Who can say really?
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hideous, of course, but I have to admire her immediate instinct to fuckin go for it
video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
hideous, of course, but I have to admire her immediate instinct to fuckin go for it
The hardest part of giving the benefit of the doubt was stepping over the dead bodies I bet
Q: The demand was to get ICE and CBP out. To replace Bovino with Tom Homan...do you think that's a satisfactory change?
TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The hardest part of giving the benefit of the doubt was stepping over the dead bodies I bet
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finally a good dating app
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
finally a good dating app
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My (allegedly full-time) job just cut everyone’s hours to save money and I’m now working three 6.5 hour shifts a week. If anyone would like to pay me to write or needs a part time FOH professional (20 years in hospitality), I’d love some extra work so I can stay alive.
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
My (allegedly full-time) job just cut everyone’s hours to save money and I’m now working three 6.5 hour shifts a week. If anyone would like to pay me to write or needs a part time FOH professional (20 years in hospitality), I’d love some extra work so I can stay alive.
Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve.
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www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong
The pushback against ICE exposed a series of mistaken assumptions.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve.
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www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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From @adamserwer.bsky.social, one of the very best thinkers and people I’ve ever had the privilege to work with: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
January 27, 2026 at 8:36 PM
From @adamserwer.bsky.social, one of the very best thinkers and people I’ve ever had the privilege to work with: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...