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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 1d
Rabbi Akiva: “Is she thicc though?”
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 4d
WINNING
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 4d
"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."
“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief
“[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 4d
“People will be ashamed when they look back on this. For more, we go now to our contributor Bill Kristol”
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 5d
I think it’s like Elizabeth Holmes where she has a certain set of people who she finds easy to charm
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 5d
Goddamn lmao
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 6d
its funny how not a single actual journalist has been like, “actually she’s good at journalism”
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 5d
To be fair, this is also exactly the answer he would give if he could not hear the name but is pretending he did
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 6d
Trump on pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell: Haven't heard the name in so long. I’ll take a look at it. I’ll speak to the DOJ. A lot of people have asked me for pardons.

Reporter: But she’s convicted of sex trafficking

Trump: I’ll have to take a look at it.
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 9d
Drone war is where the robots are coming for your job if your job is the christening scene from The Godfather
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 9d
Common Sense!!! Almost too on the nose
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 9d
Had a real Pagliacci moment. My neighbour said “don’t park there! The person who was parked there yesterday got hit!”

But neighbour…..
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 9d
Famed weapon of law enforcement, the Thompson Submachine gun
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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 9d
Marvel just not bothering to take people to court over ripping off the Punisher logo the same way they would for literally any other piece of IP has consequences and here they are now www.theguardian.com/books/2020/j...
Post on X by NBC’s Ken Dilanian: “The challenge coins being handed out by @FBIDirectorKash. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.” [pic of a medallion in the shape of a stylized Punisher skull with two teeth made of revolver barrels on the obverse and the text “PRESENTED BY THE DIRECTOR OF THE FBI KASH PATEL,” the FBI seal, a tommy gun, a signature, and a blue number 9 on the reverse]
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 9d
Also, fuck Jesse singal lol. If you’re reading this, Jesse: unblock me you coward
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 9d
Look. If you can look at pictures of waffles for days without giving in to a craving, you are a better trans than I
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 9d
You are always allowed to harass the mods though, this is America
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Drewcifer DIEtsch 🎃 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 9d
Hundreds of Beavers title
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 9d
(I had to use the Russian because if I said it in English you might think I was talking about Truth Social, which I am sure is not a sign of any problems at all)
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 9d
Calling your blog THE free press is like calling your newspaper “Pravda”
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 9d
Elizabeth Holmes, too
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 10d
Oh hey is Ted Sarandos still in charge?
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Riki Wilchins @rikiwilchins.bsky.social · 10d
2 Oct 2025 - Elon Musk is cancelling his Netflix account and calling for a boycott after Libs of TikTok protested trans character on a cartoon animated fantasy horror show, "Dead End: Paranormal Park." Musk's estranged adult daughter in trans. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
Elon Musk says he canceled his Netflix account — and urges his followers to as well
Elon Musk's posts come amid some online criticism of the Netflix animated show, "Dead End: Paranormal Park," and its creator.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 11d
One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
A few days after this cartoon was published, my syndicate received a very indignant letter from someone representing the Jane Goodall Institute. Not only did my syndicate and I both get read the Riot Act, there was a vague implication that litigation over this cartoon might be around the corner. I was horrified. Not so much from a fear of being sued (I just couldn't see how this cartoon could be construed as anything but silly, but because of my deep respect for Jane Goodall and her well-known contributions to pri-matology. The last thing in the world I would have intentionally done was offend Dr. Goodall in any way. Before I had a chance to write my apology, another complication arose. The National Geographic Society contacted my syndicate and expressed a desire to reprint the cartoon in a special centennial issue of their magazine. My editor, aware of what had just occurred, declined, explaining why. Apparently, whoever it was that sent the inquiry from National Geographic was shocked. They told my editor that "that doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know." They did some checking themselves, and an interesting fact was eventually discovered: Jane Goodall loved the cartoon. Furthermore, she was totally unaware that any of this "stuff" was going on. Some phone calls were made, and the cartoon was not only reprinted in the centennial issue of National Geographic, but was also used by her Institute on a T-shirt for fund-raising purposes. I've since had an opportunity to visit Dr. Goodall at her research facility in Gombe. It's a wonderful place (sort of like right out of National Geographic). "To refer to Dr. Goodall as a tramp is inexcusable even by a self-described 'loony' as Larson. The cartoon was incredibly offensive and in such poor taste that readers might well question the editorial judgment of running such an atrocity in a newspaper that reputes to be supplying news to persons with a better than average intelligence. The cartoon and its message were absolutely stupid." —Excerpt from the above-mentioned letter that started the ruckus
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 12d
portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL
(a person in an inflatable unicorn costume to be clear)
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 12d
*her bulge. Listening and learning
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 12d
“OwO, his bulge noticed”
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 12d
Happy birthday to the only TV show to predict that in the future some people would communicate using only reaction memes
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Vim ☾ @vimlena.com · 12d
happy 30th birthday to one of the best TNG episodes ever, Darmok 💕
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jilldilts.bsky.social @jilldilts.bsky.social · 12d
WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT WVERYBODY