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Ivy

@jivy.bsky.social

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PNW guy. Design nerd. Historic stained glass Lorax. LFC, Seattle sports, aging water polo player. You’ll never walk alone.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 38m

I installed a bidet seat in my house a year ago and I’ll never go back.

David Roberts @volts.wtf · 1h

All right, y'all, help me out. This is a bidet, right? (It's in my airbnb.) So, the idea is, you poop in the toilet and then...crab walk a few feet to your left, with your pants down? And stick your butt down in this thing? There's no seat, as such, so you're just...hovering your butt down into it?

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Where’s Taco Wallace? @cheeziebreezie.bsky.social · 1h

I uploaded it to tenor last night I know we don’t have to use tenor anymore but I like being able to search in the app gifs for them. Anyway it’s in process.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 3h

Sounders FC Celebrates Indigenous Peoples’ Day with Free Admission to the Burke Museum This Sunday, October 12 yi.nzc.am/bO6k4w

Sounders FC Celebrates Indigenous Peoples’ Day with Free Admission to the Burke Museum This Sunday, October 12 | Seattle Sounders

Seattle Sounders FC today announced the club’s plans to celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day, which takes place the second Monday of October each year in recognition of the history and contributions of I...

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

You’ll get no disagreement from me

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

I love this explainer for your broader audience.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

The who?

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

We can both agree on Fuck the Astros!

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 16h

Man. Humpy really did that shit.

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

We all have our faults. I followed you before, I’ll follow you after. Go Ms.

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

You have no idea how many spare beds Seattle fans have set aside for you. You need a place to crash, you call us.

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16h

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

We love you too, Mark

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

Already is!

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

I was on the local news once and billed as “Local Glass Expert”, I think I might go for the NYT Editorial Board

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

It must be terrible to live with such hate in your heart for a thing that is as pure and good as THE SEATTLE FUCKING MARINERS

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 16h

FUCK THE MARINERS

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

Sad

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Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

Playing with fire here.

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

Good? Fuckin GREAT.

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

Well the trick is, we don’t very often!

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

Sad

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 16h

That is one of the most cathartic experiences of my life. The last time this happened I was 14 and I didn’t appreciate what it meant. My kids were glued to it with me.

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 17h

Go Ms

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 17h

lol

Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 17h

You guys think Cal Raleigh is going to lay down a bunt to start the 13th

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 18h

I’m almost certain there are.

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 18h

My entire bluesky timeline commenting on a Seattle Mariners game is a new one

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 18h

The last time the Mariners had a must win game it went 18, so…

Ivy @jivy.bsky.social · 18h

No.