FermentedRadishesPlease
@jmth.bsky.social
recovering lurker, not doing so well 🫠 I always forget to post.
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It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason
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Good morning to the birds.
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Good morning to the birds.
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
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the other night I put on hand lotion and briefly trapped myself outside my bedroom
January 13, 2026 at 5:35 AM
the other night I put on hand lotion and briefly trapped myself outside my bedroom
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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Everything's better with kimchi
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Everything's better with kimchi
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I would just like to let everyone here know I put kimchi on a hotdog and I’m never going back.
December 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I would just like to let everyone here know I put kimchi on a hotdog and I’m never going back.
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This is 'let's circle back in the new year' o'clock.
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This is 'let's circle back in the new year' o'clock.
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I hope I live long enough to see the pendulum swing back to kindness and hope because I just can't fathom how this level of hatred and selfishness is sustainable.
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I hope I live long enough to see the pendulum swing back to kindness and hope because I just can't fathom how this level of hatred and selfishness is sustainable.
"what are we doing here, folks?"-HCR hit this morning, honestly, what is happening.
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"what are we doing here, folks?"-HCR hit this morning, honestly, what is happening.
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"oh, so you're saying--" no. i'm saying the thing i said, not the thing you made up. go back and read the thing i said
December 27, 2024 at 2:31 PM
"oh, so you're saying--" no. i'm saying the thing i said, not the thing you made up. go back and read the thing i said
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Tell you what, it is a pretty beautiful experience to live in a house with someone who is roughly one million times braver than you.
September 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Tell you what, it is a pretty beautiful experience to live in a house with someone who is roughly one million times braver than you.
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none of the gotcha examples of "out-of-control scientific spending" bother me in the slightest. isn't science about finding shit out? "they spent a million dollars of taxpayer money to see if they could make mice sexier" okay, well, what was the answer? I want to know too
September 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
none of the gotcha examples of "out-of-control scientific spending" bother me in the slightest. isn't science about finding shit out? "they spent a million dollars of taxpayer money to see if they could make mice sexier" okay, well, what was the answer? I want to know too
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Is there a word for being hyper-productive while also still not catching up on one's to-do list
August 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Is there a word for being hyper-productive while also still not catching up on one's to-do list
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this is where i'm at mentally these days
August 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
this is where i'm at mentally these days
I'm currently obsessed with harvesting lavender and my boss doesn't understand why I'm not into clubbing instead. sir, priorities.
July 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'm currently obsessed with harvesting lavender and my boss doesn't understand why I'm not into clubbing instead. sir, priorities.
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water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
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Dogs hate fireworks, and I think that’s all the evidence we need to get rid of them.
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Dogs hate fireworks, and I think that’s all the evidence we need to get rid of them.
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ever smoke a joint. with your cat
June 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
ever smoke a joint. with your cat
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Oh your wedding is not like other weddings? It’s really funky and unique? You’re not a normal bride but a cool bride? Should we throw a parade. Should we alert the media
June 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Oh your wedding is not like other weddings? It’s really funky and unique? You’re not a normal bride but a cool bride? Should we throw a parade. Should we alert the media
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thank you photic sneezing reflex for annoying everyone in the office
May 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
thank you photic sneezing reflex for annoying everyone in the office
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You can eat as much squash as your stomach can stand. It’s legal and there’s no consequences.
May 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You can eat as much squash as your stomach can stand. It’s legal and there’s no consequences.
tomorrow I'm gonna have two teas
April 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
tomorrow I'm gonna have two teas