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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸
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Welcome to BlueSky. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
I like weird things and may share them.
I mean it.
WEIRD STUFF.

He/Him

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"The Hungry Goat" is Popeye's weird attempt at "We have Bugs Bunny at home" and it's a just okay short, but the fourth wall joke's great.
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I apologize I was not aware of your game Alex hirch creator of gravity falls.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
That bitch no clipping?
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I'm sorry but I'd absolutely stop to
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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The truth 🐊
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Honestly, we never even put a lid on it. People for centuries cook perfectly roasted turkeys without invention of aluminum foil. Just make sure you baste it every half hour and the installation of the oven alone should do the trick.

Source: Southern Living
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Should You Cover Your Turkey With Foil While It Is Cooking?
The last thing you want on Thanksgiving is for hours of roasting to leave you with a dry, lackluster turkey. Can foil over the turkey prevent dry meat? Will foil help turkey stay moist? We asked exper...
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November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Are your #Thanksgiving cooking plans half-baked? 🧑‍🍳 Don’t stew in your own juices—simmer down and take some time ⏲️ out to peruse these vintage manuals for slow cookers, blenders, cookware & ovens.

Feast your eyes on even more vintage kitchen manuals, guides, & cookbooks ➡️ archive.org/details/@ias...
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Why does this feel like that shot for shot remake of Psycho?

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AMADEUS | Official Trailer (2025) 4K
YouTube video by JoBlo Movie Network
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November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm now calling eating to get fat "allowing the smoothies."
I like that even Trump seems skeptical of this whole thing, he can sense that this is stupid.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I like that even Trump seems skeptical of this whole thing, he can sense that this is stupid.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Time for that reminder that "not guilty" is not the same thing as innocent.
Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan has been cleared of harassing a transgender activist, but was found guilty of criminal damage to her mobile phone.
Father Ted’s Graham Linehan cleared of transphobic harassment
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Never confuse what we would call "rich" in he 80s or 90s for what we rally against today. There are wonderful, loving people who are "rich,"(lower case r) but when you hear my venom, it's for those with so much and actively making the world worse. Billionaires and the greedy sycophants. Capital R.
a killer whale is swimming in a blue ocean
ALT: a killer whale is swimming in a blue ocean
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November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I thought I'd get an early start, carving the turkey. 🔪🦃
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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A scripted horror anthology of four chilling holiday tales from The Boulet Brothers, David Dastmalchian, Akela Cooper, and Kate Siegel. Premieres December 16 on Shudder and AMC+.
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
When Bendis wrote Reed.

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The Problematic Council of Reeds
YouTube video by Solid jj
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November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM