Joe Kearns
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Very generous of the refs to give Kirby Smart a free extra timeout
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treblaw.bsky.social
Officially back from Oktoberfest it's time to talk shit about James Franklin
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Remember when the SEC threw a tantrum all offseason because of Indiana specifically?
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Frames Janklin gets to hire another fraudulent Big 12 offensive coordinator who will be his next fall guy
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To your first question, I think it’s very easy for them to say he took them to the CFP semis last year and guarantees the program does well financially. I’m skeptical they take a move like that after a single down year- even if I think they should.
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Booster politics. The rabble idolizes Rhule.
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Feels too obvious that Matt Rhule is the next head coach if Penn State actually moves on (still skeptical they will)
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back
Tom Morello tweets: "Fascinating that all those “don’t tread on me” posers and their AR-15’s are nowhere to be seen and government tyranny is instead being opposed by a guy in an inflatable frog suit."

Someone named Manny replies: "@grok
 why do some people say Tom Morello and band mates are RAGE FOR THE MACHINE and not against ?"
joekearns.bsky.social
The single thing they need the most is a better player to hit cleanup than Alec Bohm
joekearns.bsky.social
This is exactly how you have to phrase it to appeal to simpleton swing voters
davelevitan.bsky.social
“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument
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treblaw.bsky.social
College football is awesome because you can be locked into purgatory with James Franklin and lots of people will repeatedly ask you "well who else is out there????????"
joekearns.bsky.social
Even if I’m down on how it ended (I am), he plays a position notorious for volatility, is young, and is on a cheap contract.
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You’ve gotta admit it’s a little messed up the holder on field goals can catch the ball with his knee down but nobody else can
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They may have decided they’re not extending Nakobe, so Jihaad really did fill both a short term and long term need. Mukuba was the one I wondered about the time, and still do. But even so, that really was a need
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If you want an example of bad process (which never actually got executed), the better one to me is that he wanted to trade up 9 spots to get Jihaad Campbell instead of 1.
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Jeffrey has publicly dictated coaching decisions before (2020 offseason is the definitive one, 2024 was some combo of him and Howie) and is known to be personally interested in OC candidates specifically
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It’s hard for me to pin the Patullo promotion solely or even primarily on Howie. The Bigsby trade is annoying but we’re talking about two day 3 picks here when they have a glut of them. Isaiah Rodgers walking was the worst move to me, and that’s a short term issue.
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Considering that situation may well have been a binary, when factoring the owner in— Nick or Belichick— still the right decision
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To the extent that Howie Roseman is to blame for this season, it’s that he’s the one who vouched for Nick after 2023. That was the most consequential decision he made impacting this year, and it still didn’t derail a Super Bowl victory last year.
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I’d push back on this and say the worst was Tank Bigsby, and it’s still more of annoyance than anything crippling
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The thing giving me the most pause about all of the AJ stuff is he and DeVonta seem completely aligned. There’s no feuding between them over getting the ball that we know about, and no reason to believe there is any.
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USMNT actually looked… competent… last night. What gives?
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I’ll admit that AJ Brown likely not being here next season complicates my otherwise sunny take on the Eagles next season after Nick Sirianni’s dumb friend and possibly Nick Sirianni himself both get axed