Noah Becker
@noahbecker.bsky.social
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You don't call the offense, you don't call the defense, your ostensible superpower is your culture and your culture is totally curdled SIX REGULAR SEASON WEEKS AFTER YOU WON THE SUPER BOWL. What are you doing?
noahbecker.bsky.social
Eagles pretty clearly have real problems but if your culture setter coach has this many guys just moping and grumbling and miserable and playing without energy, what is he doing?
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pfandrews.bsky.social
I stand by my overriding thesis, which is that Nick and his friends are just pretty dumb guys.
noahbecker.bsky.social
With all due respect, there is no world where Andy Reid hires him. He's passing game coordinator and WRs coach for Shane Steichen's Colts.
noahbecker.bsky.social
You actually don't need to let him finish the season.
philsandthrills.bsky.social
I do think it’d be funny if Nick got fired immediately after winning a Super Bowl
noahbecker.bsky.social
I mean absolutely not DPI.
noahbecker.bsky.social
Last year I thought they should fire Sirianni after Week 6. This year? Well....
noahbecker.bsky.social
The Giants should not be bothering their concussed QB and yelling at the independent neurologist.
noahbecker.bsky.social
Maybe he should try playing without the edge?
noahbecker.bsky.social
Sydney Brown plays with an edge but he also never does anything positive.
noahbecker.bsky.social
Herbstreit going "Brian Anderson mode" with Jaxson Dart.
noahbecker.bsky.social
That's one of the funniest sequences of football ever.
noahbecker.bsky.social
I'm not sure it was "as predictable a high fastball as you'll ever see" as some commentators have suggested.
noahbecker.bsky.social
Glasnow threw him one fastball in his first PA, none out of the zone, and threw only secondaries after he had two strikes on Kyle the first time. Not sure it was quite that obvious.
brentcohen.bsky.social
That was as predictable a high fastball as you’ll ever see.

Kyle still seemed to have no idea it was coming.
noahbecker.bsky.social
Totally abandoned a high-quality patient approach because of concerns about shadows and have now worked themselves out of the game.
noahbecker.bsky.social
On this podcast, Sheil bravely says "Jonathan Gannon should go to jail."
sheilkapadia.bsky.social
New Ringer NFL Show! Fun one with @rotopat.bsky.social where we talk about the worst coaching performances through Week 5 of the NFL season.

Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4l6z...

YouTube: youtu.be/jwkcajVlAzk?...
The NFL's Four Worst Coaching Performances Through Week 5
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johngonzalez.bsky.social
Attending Game 4.

Will *not* be having a Dodger dog.

Bringing my own scrapple to eat raw and strike fear into the hearts of the enemy.
noahbecker.bsky.social
At least Moose was trying to explain why Wentz looked bad. Brian Anderson was trying to deny that what was happening on the field (Kershaw was pitching horribly) was actually real.
noahbecker.bsky.social
I jokingly begged Roberts to keep him in. He looked like 2007 Kyle Kendrick. There are old-timers games that feature better pitching performances.
vectortheo.bsky.social
They didnt even discuss that it was weird a terrible call to leave him in after barely escaping the 7th. It was still a 3-1 ball game!
noahbecker.bsky.social
I don't know why he was talking about Kershaw like that--it wasn't like TBS had some premade graphics package that he was beholden to. I don't know why he wouldn't stop talking about Kershaw even after he was lifted. I'm not sure Kershaw's family members would've been so florid and obsequious.
noahbecker.bsky.social
Reflecting on it, Brian Anderson's commentary on Kershaw last night was genuinely the weirdest sports broadcasting I have ever heard.
noahbecker.bsky.social
Why did they let the Braves in the playoffs? They shouldn't have done that!
noahbecker.bsky.social
More equipped only because all of their equipment is there.
noahbecker.bsky.social
I don't know if they can get Game 4 tonight but I am absolutely certain there is no team in the playoffs currently less equipped to deal with a Game 5 CBP mad house than these Dodgers.
noahbecker.bsky.social
"A revelation of 'We're back.'" is really cracking me up.