I am officially a Glasgow dweller again. A weegie once more. West is where I rest. I ken nothing, I hawl everything.

I will never watch a rap musical about a former president. I would rather be run over by a car

I hooted, and I hollered

youtu.be/h0-k7vW9Xek?...

Being a grownup dude is knowing to be *really* boggin once, and owning it, rather than being low-grade manky aw day. Dae one humungous fart in front of everyone with a smile on your face, for example.

Skong good. 2 mask complainers are noobs

My correctest take keeps getting correcter

Get 'um!

A snot rocket a day keeps the sniffles away

Is Your Party just Alba for England or what

many left wingers invest their energy in trying to win a proletariat they imagine (sweaty racist men making loud noises) as opposed to what the working class actually is in Britain today (call centre workers and baristas): the SNP/Greens' success has been in engaging with the reality of the latter.

Absolutely splendid stuff

Lmao @ joining Corbyn's party for **those** reasons specifically.

No, he's King.

Man Has Nazi Tattoo and there's Fannies Defending It. That's why god invented microblogging sites, that.

Thinkin about becoming a Hairband Guy.

Bonus points for distorted guitars and an extremely motivated drummer

There is no single thing that is as good as shouting songs into a microphone. No single thing ever.

That's yer Ian Watkins deid 🫡

AI is babysitting your grandad and I've seen it

And they were fantastic, Glasgow is fantastic, I Am Home.

Finished the move to glasgow today. Goan to see Blood Incantation to celebrate

If yank was a slur against yanks I'd say yank to yanks even more

So what if you're finally allowed to express a 10th of your eye-rolling disdain after a decade long embargo against critique of the most famous musical genius of our generation. That's Not Anything To Celebrate.

It's Not OK to be quietly beaming that everyone has identified cringe music from a cringe billionaire. It's Not OK that you can't tell the difference between this album and her generational masterworks, OK? OK.