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Johnny P Threshold
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I do music, mostly.
He/Him.
The politics are left wing.
Save Palestine, Dissolve the UK, Hope the US doesn't kill us all.
Never forget your first time

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December 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
2002 clearly a banger year, both Metroid games were all-timers.
Timesplitters 2 still a great silly echo of goldeneye.
Splinter cell, I’d never seen a proper shadow before.
GTA Vice City was the game you hid from your mum.
And Windwaker is the 2nd best Zelda game ever made, especially musically.
Quote this with your favourite game NOW that was released in 2002, and what your favourite was THEN (if you had one)

Localisations count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.

Two-way ties count.

(That's Golden Sun: The Lost Age, the first was 2001)

Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I accidentally did sound for Frankie Boyle! I was doing a wrestling match and he came out wearing a ski mask and did a whole bit about taking mushrooms and voting for independence
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Haggis remains the veg/vegan GOAT for dinner ‘protein’, nut roast is for noobs
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Happy Christmas, may your Secret Santas reveal something unnerving about How You Are Percieved
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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December 16, 2023 at 6:09 AM
Bari Weiss, made of lies, apologised for your your third reich
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Antifascist stickers spotted in Dundee, Scotland
December 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Oh that Wolf Among Us was the secret best telltale game, author’s politics notwithstanding
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2013, if you had one, and what you would say your favourite game of 2013 is now, if it differs

Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend

Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Knives Out is such a blast every time. Scenery chewing, ridiculous stories, earnest emotionality, proper cinema/camerawork stuff. Couldn’t love it more.
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Staff rooms containing more than 4 people are now illegal
December 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
When, at Christmas dinner, you inevitably get treated like an uppity contrarian for calling out Ai, remember that this is how it feels to be the Family Vegetarian
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
THANK you, he’s being racist right fucken now! All the time!
I agree that we should not judge Farage solely on the racist things he said when he was a kid. We should also judge him on the racist things he has done with the entire rest of his life.
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
There’s something about Netflix owning loony tunes that’s in some way worse than Disney owning The Simpsons.
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Don’t ask a nurse who works in a gastrointestinal ward if they have my stories. The stories will involve poo. They will be hilarious but they will be entirely jobby based, and very detailed.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I bet good money there’s a contingency for this exact possibility. A ‘corbynised’ disclosure. There’s definitely no aliens in Area 51.
When you see stuff like this, you should ask yourself: what would happen if a PM was ever elected who was not 100% reliably One Of The Lads, and he or she asked to see the Northern Ireland files from the 1970s? What then.
Special forces chief tried to cover up concerns about SAS conduct in Afghanistan, inquiry told
Whistleblower says chain of command failed to stop extrajudicial shootings, including of children, after alarm was raised
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I do not understand the fascination with farage’s childhood racism, he’s fucken racist now? When it matters??
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Gonna bleep out the word “y*nk” so they know I know it’s a slur but am gonna use it even more
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Alright I experienced The Silksong Burnout
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Just the most bonnie mornings this week
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Ha!
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Most consensual sexual act of their lives by either of them, if true.
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM