jokeyrhyme
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jokeyrhyme
@jokeyrhy.me
aspiring Rustacean, JavaScript jockey, 3D printing addict, use Bluefin Linux, (Apple|Google)-captive, Meta-escapee, parent, husband with a husband, cisgender, he/him
why is my DHCP server allocating an address correctly to my WiFi interface, yet my ethernet interface is coming up empty?

_combs through DHCP server configuration_

_reads `ip` manual_

_reads `NetworkManager` manual_

_20 minutes later ..._

_plugs ethernet cable in_

😑
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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The best summary that I have seen about this was about ten years ago from a blogger calling herself "Autistic Abby". I don't know if she originated it, but she's 100% correct. It's why small men crave authority, because they think it will make others respect them when they have earned none.
October 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Wonderful question. 3 possible answers here.

5 word: "Usually yes, except in returns"

50 word: "+ Also consider that unsealed traits' return values are invariant, so it's breaking there too. Also some subtleties around associated types etc. [...]"

5000 word: expect a blog post in early 2026.
tangential question: is a type changing from ?Sized to Sized a breaking change in terms of SemVer?
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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🎉 Unison 1.0 has landed!

After years of engineering, design, and community collaboration, we’re excited to announce this milestone!

Spread the word!
Announcing Unison 1.0
After years of engineering, design, and community collaboration, we're excited to release Unison 1.0. This version delivers a refined programming workflow and a mature toolchain. Join us as we celebrate this milestone and look ahead to the future of Unison.
www.unison-lang.org
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
@timparrique.bsky.social howdy! I just listened to your @upstreampodcast.bsky.social episide, great stuff!

I was wondering if you've encountered democratic confederalism, and how that does or does not align with degrowth? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democra...
Democratic confederalism - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
hmmm, lots of job postings with "all remote team" but weirdly limited by "applicants must live in the USA"

why not "must live in a timezone that overlaps with these timezones" ?

#remotework
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i've been mucking about with calico on my #homelab #kubernetes cluster, and it took me far far too long to visit the whisker console: docs.tigera.io/calico/lates...

this is unbelievably helpful for debugging firewall rules

i'm tempted to switch to calico on my non-cluster systems now
View flow logs | Calico Documentation
View flow logs in the Calico Whisker web console.
docs.tigera.io
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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do you ever just think about how there is an OpenAPI API for the OpenAI AI API
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
@upstreampodcast.bsky.social I was wondering if you've covered democratic confederalism, or if you've interviewed anyone involved in that movement? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democra...
Democratic confederalism - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Today's AWS outage brought to you by upper management from 2023 who's short sighted promotions and profits were more important than customers or employees
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Let’s make it popular among the cis folk to change names from time to time cos it’s metal as fuck. Especially if you were born in the 1900s.

“Who… who are you?!”

“I have had many names over millennia…”
October 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Can we please stop calling it a bike shed? I keep my motorcycle and my scooter there too. I think "vehicle storage shed" would be a much better name, but I'm willing to discuss this for as long as it takes for everyone to feel like we have an accurate name.
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
#Prusa3D #CoreOne assembled from kit ( www.prusa3d.com/product/prus... ) in roughly 36 hours, including 5 hours of sleep and frequent toddler-herding

Quite fun and satisfying

I did make a few mistakes, but wholly my own, and avoidable by reading the actual instructions

#3dprinting
Prusa CORE One kit | Original Prusa 3D printers directly from Josef Prusa
The CORE One is a fully enclosed CoreXY 3D printer with active temperature control designed for top print quality and speed. Easy to set up and made to last, this rugged machine is perfect for beginne...
www.prusa3d.com
October 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Just saw a comment that h8ers is short for huberneters 🤯
October 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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i regret to inform you that the next 700 programming languages are going to be "types with baggage"
October 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
#3DPrinting with my first spool of #Elegoo Rapid PETG ( au.elegoo.com/products/rap... ) bought at #Jaycar , looking very clean and sharp on a slow speed profile

I should recalibrate my #Overture PETG ( overture3d.com/products/ove... ) now that I've figured out the speed issues on my printer
Rapid PETG
ELEGOO RAPID PETG 3D Printer Filament 1.75mm, Support Up to 600mm/s Printing Speed, Dimensional Accuracy +/- 0.02 mm, 1kg Spool (2.2lbs)
au.elegoo.com
October 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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I got my Bluefin stickers!
September 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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OH: “fine, I’ll read your monad tutorial. I can’t believe those words came out of my mouth”
September 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I've been noticing some delamination (layer separation), but only on solid infill and top layers, and only on larger surfaces

There are no noticeable issues on short lines, so I think this is something to do with acceleration, which I didn't realise was a thing

#3DPrinting
September 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It's still surprising and frustrating to me that progressive teams still choose Substack (the Nazi bar option) over literally anything else, urgh

There's write.as and ghost.org for a start
Write.as
Type words, put them on the internet. Reach friends and family no matter where they live online.
write.as
September 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1

Trickle-down economics was always a sham.

Nothing has ever trickled down.
September 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My hot take for today: staggered #QWERTY monolithic #keyboards are effectively the asbestos of office work: it takes years for people to notice the damage, and by then it can be too late
September 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Please stop using OpenTorment!!! It's only open-core! TormentLibre is the fully FOSS alternative!
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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The problem with calling everyone a fascist is that sometimes you're right.
September 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM