Jon Cresswell
@jonathancresswell.co.uk
Web + radio nonsense. Chief Creative Officer at Aiir. But don't expect any meaningful insight. Fan of a glitter nail. He, sometimes.
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
Excellent week for me in getting printed-versions-of-internet-things - the @puzzmo.com notebook with puzzles on each page, and the @vole.wtf DOCTYPE magazine with entire web apps to type in to use. Wonderful nonsense.
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Excellent week for me in getting printed-versions-of-internet-things - the @puzzmo.com notebook with puzzles on each page, and the @vole.wtf DOCTYPE magazine with entire web apps to type in to use. Wonderful nonsense.
the dumbest timeline continues to get dumber
I do like how, in the bit of Prescott's memo where he criticises the BBC for editing together different parts of Trump's speech, his own quote of "what Trump actually said" is... edited together from different parts of his speech.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
the dumbest timeline continues to get dumber
Amol Rajan updating his CV
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Amol Rajan updating his CV
BBC DIrector General and News CEO gone: www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
BBC director general Tim Davie and News CEO Deborah Turness resign over Trump documentary edit
Davie says
www.bbc.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
BBC DIrector General and News CEO gone: www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
Breaking news (apparently)
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Breaking news (apparently)
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This such a perfect patriotic 🇬🇧 Fleet Street cock-up. It's one thing for a news outlet to be duped by a competent hoaxer. Excruciating, yes, but there's a fairly long history of such fuck ups. But to put out a statement SAYING you'd been hoaxed but you'd actually just emailed the wrong guy?
October 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
This such a perfect patriotic 🇬🇧 Fleet Street cock-up. It's one thing for a news outlet to be duped by a competent hoaxer. Excruciating, yes, but there's a fairly long history of such fuck ups. But to put out a statement SAYING you'd been hoaxed but you'd actually just emailed the wrong guy?
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When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
When Rory Stewart isn't talking, Rory Stewart powers down
October 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
When Rory Stewart isn't talking, Rory Stewart powers down
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
6
Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
7
Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
8
Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
9
Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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Roblox
sort of curious to know what video games the disgraced royal is playing. is he a big paradox guy or is he just putting 100s of hours into romance visual novels
October 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Roblox
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
Oobah Butler's got a new documentary on Channel 4, and within the first 10 minutes he's inspired by Steven Bartlett to hustle and so starts a child sweatshop, lovely work no notes
October 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Oobah Butler's got a new documentary on Channel 4, and within the first 10 minutes he's inspired by Steven Bartlett to hustle and so starts a child sweatshop, lovely work no notes
Some light reading in this coffee shop
October 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Some light reading in this coffee shop
Updating my Goodreads every Monday evening to mark my progress on Paradise Lost
October 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Updating my Goodreads every Monday evening to mark my progress on Paradise Lost
This is a story about cliches. But it's also, a story about more than just cliches. It's about introductions to multi-part. narrative documentaries. It's about how we all understand things start. And it's also about what it means to be human, probably.
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
This is a story about cliches. But it's also, a story about more than just cliches. It's about introductions to multi-part. narrative documentaries. It's about how we all understand things start. And it's also about what it means to be human, probably.
In fairness, "Have I Got News For You" can actually be read as a question, and it just turns out the answer is "no, no I don't have news for you"
October 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
In fairness, "Have I Got News For You" can actually be read as a question, and it just turns out the answer is "no, no I don't have news for you"
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I still think about this Onion headline *at least* 10-15 times a week
September 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I still think about this Onion headline *at least* 10-15 times a week
I'm going to start a Facebook page with fake screencaps of unsolvable The 1% Club style questions, and it's going to become the most commented on page in the country
September 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm going to start a Facebook page with fake screencaps of unsolvable The 1% Club style questions, and it's going to become the most commented on page in the country
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[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that
September 16, 2025 at 7:25 AM
[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that
Incredible NFL coverage on Channel 5. They heard your feedback about not liking the weird game show things so decided fuck it what if it was worse and we couldn't keep the live feed from the States stable at all
September 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Incredible NFL coverage on Channel 5. They heard your feedback about not liking the weird game show things so decided fuck it what if it was worse and we couldn't keep the live feed from the States stable at all
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I went outside for a lovely walk this afternoon and I come back on line to read a) Virtual Boy Is Back and b) Notices Bulge was on a casing and I'll be honest parsing reality is a bit of a struggle
September 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I went outside for a lovely walk this afternoon and I come back on line to read a) Virtual Boy Is Back and b) Notices Bulge was on a casing and I'll be honest parsing reality is a bit of a struggle
V&A East Storehouse is a pretty cool spin on museum stuff - you've got to be ready for it to be a bit of a grab bag of items without themes, sections etc, but if you want a wander and an 'oooh', fantastic
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
V&A East Storehouse is a pretty cool spin on museum stuff - you've got to be ready for it to be a bit of a grab bag of items without themes, sections etc, but if you want a wander and an 'oooh', fantastic
Only Connect mentioning NYT Connections was exactly what I was hoping for
September 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Only Connect mentioning NYT Connections was exactly what I was hoping for