Jonathan Foster
@jonboogy.bsky.social
I'm just here so I won't be fined. Occasionally do things for Cincy Soccer Talk.
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Fulham's stadium was named after your mom's house.
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Fulham's stadium was named after your mom's house.
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Hurting people is easy. It's lazy. Anyone can do it with the right tools and the wrong morals.
Protecting people is hard. It takes restraint and courage and empathy. They will never have that. So they can never win, in the end. Minneapolis will win.
Protecting people is hard. It takes restraint and courage and empathy. They will never have that. So they can never win, in the end. Minneapolis will win.
January 26, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Hurting people is easy. It's lazy. Anyone can do it with the right tools and the wrong morals.
Protecting people is hard. It takes restraint and courage and empathy. They will never have that. So they can never win, in the end. Minneapolis will win.
Protecting people is hard. It takes restraint and courage and empathy. They will never have that. So they can never win, in the end. Minneapolis will win.
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If you call a guy for taunting in the playoffs to give a team a first down on fourth-and-12 he needs to be doing the full DeGeneration X entrance
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM
If you call a guy for taunting in the playoffs to give a team a first down on fourth-and-12 he needs to be doing the full DeGeneration X entrance
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I went to Minneapolis last week. What I saw was horrifying and inspiring in equal measure. Gift link to my latest column: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/o...
Opinion | In Minneapolis, I Glimpsed a Civil War
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I went to Minneapolis last week. What I saw was horrifying and inspiring in equal measure. Gift link to my latest column: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/o...
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Time to reup the real National Security Strategy:
a man and woman are sitting next to each other in a church .
ALT: a man and woman are sitting next to each other in a church .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Time to reup the real National Security Strategy:
This edit by the news team is a masterpiece. 10/10. Each new reveal better than the next.
The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭
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November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This edit by the news team is a masterpiece. 10/10. Each new reveal better than the next.
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maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying
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just putting this up early for what is sure to be a totally normal couple of months
April 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
just putting this up early for what is sure to be a totally normal couple of months
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listen buddy it ain't called cisformers
This is proof that conservative parents don't spend actual time with their kids (well, we know Graham doesn't). If they did, they'd know that there have been queer characters on Netflix (and Disney, Nickelodeon etc.) for decades. Like, they're only just discovering Dead End Paranormal Park.
October 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
listen buddy it ain't called cisformers
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September 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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All shootings are bad. All of them.
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
All shootings are bad. All of them.
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September 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I am so glad that laughing at Man United has crossed over to Bluesky.
ABSOLUTE SCENES
"Grimsby have beaten Manchester United... in the most dramatic circumstances"
"Grimsby have beaten Manchester United... in the most dramatic circumstances"
August 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I am so glad that laughing at Man United has crossed over to Bluesky.
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Football brings people together
August 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Football brings people together
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The Leagues Cup underwent major changes for 2025, slimming its field to “just” 36 teams and folding it into the MLS regular season.
What was once a summer standalone is now a distracting burden during the MLS stretch run.
Full discussion near the end of yesterday’s @totalsoccershow.bsky.social.
What was once a summer standalone is now a distracting burden during the MLS stretch run.
Full discussion near the end of yesterday’s @totalsoccershow.bsky.social.
August 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Leagues Cup underwent major changes for 2025, slimming its field to “just” 36 teams and folding it into the MLS regular season.
What was once a summer standalone is now a distracting burden during the MLS stretch run.
Full discussion near the end of yesterday’s @totalsoccershow.bsky.social.
What was once a summer standalone is now a distracting burden during the MLS stretch run.
Full discussion near the end of yesterday’s @totalsoccershow.bsky.social.
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i just moved over the weekend and i think rodger gets a lot right but he misses the following:
4. if you have to move for some reason no you don't
4. if you have to move for some reason no you don't
Today is Moving Day for me so I thought I’d compile all the Moving Tips I think of to help with your next move! List starts here:
1. Never move
2. Simply live where you live now, forever
3. Whatever stress your current home causes you is lower than the years of stress racked up in one day of moving
1. Never move
2. Simply live where you live now, forever
3. Whatever stress your current home causes you is lower than the years of stress racked up in one day of moving
July 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
i just moved over the weekend and i think rodger gets a lot right but he misses the following:
4. if you have to move for some reason no you don't
4. if you have to move for some reason no you don't
We stan a man who has the fortitude to crest the Perfect Skyline week.
For the first time, we have two entries to Tier 0. The State of Analytics in MLS is here: www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2025/7/20/state-of-mls-analytics-july-2025
July 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We stan a man who has the fortitude to crest the Perfect Skyline week.
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Man I always forget how to do chromakey.
July 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Man I always forget how to do chromakey.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social To determine their called out opponent each team is given a Golden Football. Captains carry out the GF to the coin flip, and hand it to the referee.
Not only do you get WWE call outs, you get potential for dumb guys ego challenging an opponent against the coach's plan.
Not only do you get WWE call outs, you get potential for dumb guys ego challenging an opponent against the coach's plan.
June 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social To determine their called out opponent each team is given a Golden Football. Captains carry out the GF to the coin flip, and hand it to the referee.
Not only do you get WWE call outs, you get potential for dumb guys ego challenging an opponent against the coach's plan.
Not only do you get WWE call outs, you get potential for dumb guys ego challenging an opponent against the coach's plan.