Jon Forsythe
jonforsythe.bsky.social
Jon Forsythe
@jonforsythe.bsky.social
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Chicago improviser, comedian, writer. But day job covers almost none of that.
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The travel manager of each FO is sweating buckets due to the stress of having to book airplane tickets for 20+ ppl with a date only 6 days away from the booking date.
The top two seeds are locked. The real chaos starts at 3️⃣ through 8️⃣.

Drop your full playoff seed predictions below 👇
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Honestly at some point you have to start doing psyops with these people:

Have Obama announce that he will seek a third term tomorrow. Then watch all the con law “scholars” and Fix News MELT DOWN trying to explain why he can’t but Trump can. (It’s like Newsom taking over his social media persona)
Q: One theory on how you might try to serve a 3rd term is that you could run at the vice president

TRUMP: Yeah, I'd be allowed to do that. But I would rule that out because it's too cute.
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Deeply disappointed in an NWSL player for this op-ed. Especially racist for them to include the photo of Banda.
Deeply disappointed in Liz Eddy here, who I've always liked and respected. A reminder that we have a lot of work to do when it comes to educating the public about why trans inclusion isn't just morally correct, but competitively sound share.google/Gjf9a1Sl01eL...
National Women’s Soccer League must adopt gender standards to keep growing
Recent controversies across women’s sports — from swimming to track and field — have highlighted professional soccer lacks clear eligibility policies, unlike a growing number of other competitions.…
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Deeply racist, yes, but also deeply stupid.

Rural counties have higher enrollments than urban ones. Some of the largest enrollment states are red ones like Louisiana, Oklahoma and West Virginia. Undocumented immigrants are ineligible. Most beneficiaries are required to work 80 hrs/month.
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
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70% of working age SNAP recipients work full time. The companies should pay them a living wage! SNAP is corporate welfare.
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
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🥹 Afghan women who escaped Taliban slavery have formed a football team in Australia. Today, in Morocco, they are making their debut in official FIFA friendly matches under the Afghan flag.
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From Chicago to Connecticut — her teammates wouldn’t miss this moment for the world. 🥹🩵
American Outlaws need to learn a thing about WoSo etiquette when it comes to players that are down injured during the run of play - it is disrespectful to drum & chant when any player is down even if they are from the opponents.

AO need to learn this or the USWNT needs their own supporters group.
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I have said this on multiple occasions, but it won’t be the Epstein list that removes him from power.

It will be the economic pain.
The American Outlaws need new chants. #USWNT
23 years & 1 day ago Firefly's "Out of Gas" episode premiered.
When I would type "uswnt" or "uswnt games" into Google, it used to list the next game with date, time, and opponent information. Now it does not. What is up with that?

#USWNT #Google
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I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.
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jesus christ man, we can’t ever get used to this and normalize it.
A Naperville man was hauled away by federal immigration agents Thursday morning as his two sons watched, the older boy begging them not to hurt his father and tearfully asking for a chance to speak to him before they left.
As his two sons watch and cry, ‘Pa, te amo,’ federal agents arrest man outside of Naperville apartments
A Naperville man was hauled away by federal immigration agents Thursday as his two sons cried and begged for him not to be hurt.
trib.al
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BREAKING: ICE unlawfully arrested E.J.C.C., a 16-year-old Bronx high schooler with protective SIJ status. ICE agents illegally detained him when he appeared for a mandatory, routine check in. Now, ICE is attempting to deport him to dangerous conditions in Ecuador.

We are filing for his release.
Arrest him!
Border Patrol boss Greg Bovino tear-gassed a crowd in Chicago's Little Village neighborhood, violating a judge's order, attorneys said. blockclubchi.co/42V0Apd
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"Let them eat cake." - France, 1765
"Let them not eat." - Washington DC, 2025
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It's not lost on me that the part of the White House we are destroying is the part that has to do with women's history in the White House.
NEW: NBC News confirms that the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, on the east side of the White House, has been destroyed as part of the demolition of the East Wing.

(📸 Getty Images)
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A very incomplete list of things we wouldn't have done if we waited for the normies to care:

- abolish slavery
- child labor laws
- votes for women
- social security
- fdic
- welfare
- medicare
- medicaid
- desegregation
- women's sports
"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
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