Jonny Singer
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MCC Laws of Cricket Advisor | London Spirit Media Manager
MCC Laws of Cricket Advisor | London Spirit Media Manager
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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
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GB finally win a medal at the winter olympics and it's gold for Matt Weston in skeleton.
First man to win a gold for GB since Christopher Dean 42 years ago.
First man to win a gold for GB since Christopher Dean 42 years ago.
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
GB finally win a medal at the winter olympics and it's gold for Matt Weston in skeleton.
First man to win a gold for GB since Christopher Dean 42 years ago.
First man to win a gold for GB since Christopher Dean 42 years ago.
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Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
Plenty of *almost* shocks in this World Cup already, the level of the associate nations is significantly higher than many expected.
But it's funny that the first actual shock is Australia losing. A really strange squad, now have a huge game against Sri Lanka coming up!
But it's funny that the first actual shock is Australia losing. A really strange squad, now have a huge game against Sri Lanka coming up!
February 13, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Plenty of *almost* shocks in this World Cup already, the level of the associate nations is significantly higher than many expected.
But it's funny that the first actual shock is Australia losing. A really strange squad, now have a huge game against Sri Lanka coming up!
But it's funny that the first actual shock is Australia losing. A really strange squad, now have a huge game against Sri Lanka coming up!
This poll has to be nonsense, because no-one has ever thought, 'I can't date them, they're a LibDem'. It's just not a thing a person could have a strong opinion of.
Brits would find it most difficult to be in a relationship with someone who supported Reform UK (40%).
They would find it easiest to be in a relationship with someone who supported the Greens (40%), Labour (39%) or the Lib Dems (36%) 💘
They would find it easiest to be in a relationship with someone who supported the Greens (40%), Labour (39%) or the Lib Dems (36%) 💘
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 AM
This poll has to be nonsense, because no-one has ever thought, 'I can't date them, they're a LibDem'. It's just not a thing a person could have a strong opinion of.
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City dropped points to Spurs from 2 goals up less than 2 weeks ago and yet the sky is falling because we drew at Brentford lol. Everyone dooming needs to follow a lottery NBA team or shitty NFL team to see how good we have it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
City dropped points to Spurs from 2 goals up less than 2 weeks ago and yet the sky is falling because we drew at Brentford lol. Everyone dooming needs to follow a lottery NBA team or shitty NFL team to see how good we have it.
We've been very poor tonight, bar the first 15 minutes of the second half. Deserve nothing. Still should have had three points. Will absolutely take one, given everything.
February 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
We've been very poor tonight, bar the first 15 minutes of the second half. Deserve nothing. Still should have had three points. Will absolutely take one, given everything.
Nah, you've got to do better there. Timber should take it on himself, and then Martinelli... it's not easy, but you have to lift it
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Nah, you've got to do better there. Timber should take it on himself, and then Martinelli... it's not easy, but you have to lift it
Of the two that didn't start, I think it's fair to say that Saka looks rather less fit than Odegaard. Hasn't had a kick!
February 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Of the two that didn't start, I think it's fair to say that Saka looks rather less fit than Odegaard. Hasn't had a kick!
Such a flaw in the Laws. Raya is pulled to the floor, it's incredibly blatant. But because it happens before the corner is actually kicked, it's not a foul and they still have the attacking opportunity.
It's not the referee's fault, it's just bad Law-making
It's not the referee's fault, it's just bad Law-making
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Such a flaw in the Laws. Raya is pulled to the floor, it's incredibly blatant. But because it happens before the corner is actually kicked, it's not a foul and they still have the attacking opportunity.
It's not the referee's fault, it's just bad Law-making
It's not the referee's fault, it's just bad Law-making
So much of this has been so avoidable. Mosquera with another supremely dumb foul there. Brentford want a stop start game, and we have obliged far too often
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
So much of this has been so avoidable. Mosquera with another supremely dumb foul there. Brentford want a stop start game, and we have obliged far too often
Timber has been one of our players of the season. He's a terrific defender and has improved going forward.
But he's been really poor tonight. Maybe it might be an idea to give him some rest now and again, given we have a perfectly serviceable back-up?
But he's been really poor tonight. Maybe it might be an idea to give him some rest now and again, given we have a perfectly serviceable back-up?
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Timber has been one of our players of the season. He's a terrific defender and has improved going forward.
But he's been really poor tonight. Maybe it might be an idea to give him some rest now and again, given we have a perfectly serviceable back-up?
But he's been really poor tonight. Maybe it might be an idea to give him some rest now and again, given we have a perfectly serviceable back-up?
We did this twice against United. Did it to an extent against Sunderland, but didn't get punished. We could have put this to bed and instead we're going to drop points.
We are so stupid in the 10 minutes after we take the lead. Indefensibly stupid.
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
We did this twice against United. Did it to an extent against Sunderland, but didn't get punished. We could have put this to bed and instead we're going to drop points.
We are so stupid in the 10 minutes after we take the lead. Indefensibly stupid.
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
We are so stupid in the 10 minutes after we take the lead. Indefensibly stupid.
Bloody hell Arsenal. Huge chance to make it 2-0, Rice and Gyokeres play it horribly, and we almost concede an equaliser straight after.
I fear for our concentration levels
I fear for our concentration levels
February 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Bloody hell Arsenal. Huge chance to make it 2-0, Rice and Gyokeres play it horribly, and we almost concede an equaliser straight after.
I fear for our concentration levels
I fear for our concentration levels
Remember when we had a goal disallowed for White touching the keeper's hand? Well Raya is getting a bit more than that...
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Remember when we had a goal disallowed for White touching the keeper's hand? Well Raya is getting a bit more than that...
NONIIIIII!!!!
That is an astonishingly good header. I am stunned
That is an astonishingly good header. I am stunned
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
NONIIIIII!!!!
That is an astonishingly good header. I am stunned
That is an astonishingly good header. I am stunned
Remember on Saturday, when we saw the value of occassional long shots? Where has that gone?
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Remember on Saturday, when we saw the value of occassional long shots? Where has that gone?
Hincapie and Timber doesn't work as a pairing. I think today was a day for White, but if Arteta doesn't trust him, you have to change something else.
I’m sure the medical stuff is what’s limiting but I’d really like to see Calafiori as soon as possible, Hincapie just isn’t the guy for a game like this
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Hincapie and Timber doesn't work as a pairing. I think today was a day for White, but if Arteta doesn't trust him, you have to change something else.
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I can’t get over how bad Gyokeres’ touch is. How has he made it this far as a footballer?
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I can’t get over how bad Gyokeres’ touch is. How has he made it this far as a footballer?
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Days since Eze last executed an action of value for Arsenal Football Club:
[googles date of Arsenal-Spurs]
[calculates how many days it has been since then]
[googles date of Arsenal-Spurs]
[calculates how many days it has been since then]
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Days since Eze last executed an action of value for Arsenal Football Club:
[googles date of Arsenal-Spurs]
[calculates how many days it has been since then]
[googles date of Arsenal-Spurs]
[calculates how many days it has been since then]
Remember when the problem was that we didn't play the ball forward to Gyokeres quickly enough? Well Timber just popped a ball down the line, he got nowhere near it. Then Hincapie crossed one through the box, he got nowhere near it...
February 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Remember when the problem was that we didn't play the ball forward to Gyokeres quickly enough? Well Timber just popped a ball down the line, he got nowhere near it. Then Hincapie crossed one through the box, he got nowhere near it...
Odegaard for Eze makes sense. But it's damning for Eze. I can't see how he comes back without a massive change in productivity
February 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Odegaard for Eze makes sense. But it's damning for Eze. I can't see how he comes back without a massive change in productivity
Well, that was a dreadful half. But it’s always hard to go to Brentford, and to play that poorly and still be level has to be a positive.
Get Gyok off, get Eze off, and play like we did in the last 5 minutes.
Get Gyok off, get Eze off, and play like we did in the last 5 minutes.
February 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Well, that was a dreadful half. But it’s always hard to go to Brentford, and to play that poorly and still be level has to be a positive.
Get Gyok off, get Eze off, and play like we did in the last 5 minutes.
Get Gyok off, get Eze off, and play like we did in the last 5 minutes.
What a perfect way to end the half. Brentford commit a foul with 30 seconds to play. Two of them prevent a quick free kick. We kick it long and the ref immediately blows for half time!
February 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
What a perfect way to end the half. Brentford commit a foul with 30 seconds to play. Two of them prevent a quick free kick. We kick it long and the ref immediately blows for half time!