Jonny Singer
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MCC Laws of Cricket Advisor | London Spirit Media Manager
MCC Laws of Cricket Advisor | London Spirit Media Manager
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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I don't know why Man City are resisting those charges so stubbornly, taking a double relegation and playing games like this every weekend would be loads of fun?
February 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I don't know why Man City are resisting those charges so stubbornly, taking a double relegation and playing games like this every weekend would be loads of fun?
Total domination for 30 minutes. Then stopped playing, which is fine really. Would love to score a few more but no complaints
February 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Total domination for 30 minutes. Then stopped playing, which is fine really. Would love to score a few more but no complaints
Norgaard has been sensational so far. Quarterbacking it beautifully, superb passes for goals 2 and 4
February 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Norgaard has been sensational so far. Quarterbacking it beautifully, superb passes for goals 2 and 4
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Guys I think we could win league one
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Guys I think we could win league one
Such a shame that’s an own goal, because that is another beautiful move! Madueke and Saka on the same wing is insane. Jesus should have scored, didn’t matter
February 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Such a shame that’s an own goal, because that is another beautiful move! Madueke and Saka on the same wing is insane. Jesus should have scored, didn’t matter
And again. I think Eze would be really very good in league one.
Martinelli in space is insanely fast! Another very lovely goal
Martinelli in space is insanely fast! Another very lovely goal
Oh that is very nice! Eze with a gorgeous assist, Madueke finishes perfectly
February 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
And again. I think Eze would be really very good in league one.
Martinelli in space is insanely fast! Another very lovely goal
Martinelli in space is insanely fast! Another very lovely goal
Oh that is very nice! Eze with a gorgeous assist, Madueke finishes perfectly
February 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Oh that is very nice! Eze with a gorgeous assist, Madueke finishes perfectly
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Rip MLS in midfield.
330pm-430pm today
330pm-430pm today
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Rip MLS in midfield.
330pm-430pm today
330pm-430pm today
FFS. What is Calafiori doing in warm-ups?? MLS to left back, Eze moves deeper, Saka 10? I don't hate it, but it's a big blow if Cala is out for a while (again) and annoying to not have Lewis-Skelly in midfield
Very happy to see MLS starting in midfield. Strong, strong line-up, which I suspect is partly people needing minutes and partly a reaction to Thursday.
February 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
FFS. What is Calafiori doing in warm-ups?? MLS to left back, Eze moves deeper, Saka 10? I don't hate it, but it's a big blow if Cala is out for a while (again) and annoying to not have Lewis-Skelly in midfield
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The thing about Casablanca being the greatest film of all time is people don't believe you and then they watch it
You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
February 15, 2026 at 12:26 PM
The thing about Casablanca being the greatest film of all time is people don't believe you and then they watch it
Very happy to see MLS starting in midfield. Strong, strong line-up, which I suspect is partly people needing minutes and partly a reaction to Thursday.
February 15, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Very happy to see MLS starting in midfield. Strong, strong line-up, which I suspect is partly people needing minutes and partly a reaction to Thursday.
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A fine advert for VAR, this
February 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A fine advert for VAR, this
Pretty good argument for VAR right now…
February 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Pretty good argument for VAR right now…
Looks like Ireland will get away with this, but Italy so unlucky to lose. Such an improved side, and the competition is all the better for it
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Looks like Ireland will get away with this, but Italy so unlucky to lose. Such an improved side, and the competition is all the better for it
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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
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GB finally win a medal at the winter olympics and it's gold for Matt Weston in skeleton.
First man to win a gold for GB since Christopher Dean 42 years ago.
First man to win a gold for GB since Christopher Dean 42 years ago.
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
GB finally win a medal at the winter olympics and it's gold for Matt Weston in skeleton.
First man to win a gold for GB since Christopher Dean 42 years ago.
First man to win a gold for GB since Christopher Dean 42 years ago.
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Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
Plenty of *almost* shocks in this World Cup already, the level of the associate nations is significantly higher than many expected.
But it's funny that the first actual shock is Australia losing. A really strange squad, now have a huge game against Sri Lanka coming up!
But it's funny that the first actual shock is Australia losing. A really strange squad, now have a huge game against Sri Lanka coming up!
February 13, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Plenty of *almost* shocks in this World Cup already, the level of the associate nations is significantly higher than many expected.
But it's funny that the first actual shock is Australia losing. A really strange squad, now have a huge game against Sri Lanka coming up!
But it's funny that the first actual shock is Australia losing. A really strange squad, now have a huge game against Sri Lanka coming up!
This poll has to be nonsense, because no-one has ever thought, 'I can't date them, they're a LibDem'. It's just not a thing a person could have a strong opinion of.
Brits would find it most difficult to be in a relationship with someone who supported Reform UK (40%).
They would find it easiest to be in a relationship with someone who supported the Greens (40%), Labour (39%) or the Lib Dems (36%) 💘
They would find it easiest to be in a relationship with someone who supported the Greens (40%), Labour (39%) or the Lib Dems (36%) 💘
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 AM
This poll has to be nonsense, because no-one has ever thought, 'I can't date them, they're a LibDem'. It's just not a thing a person could have a strong opinion of.
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City dropped points to Spurs from 2 goals up less than 2 weeks ago and yet the sky is falling because we drew at Brentford lol. Everyone dooming needs to follow a lottery NBA team or shitty NFL team to see how good we have it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
City dropped points to Spurs from 2 goals up less than 2 weeks ago and yet the sky is falling because we drew at Brentford lol. Everyone dooming needs to follow a lottery NBA team or shitty NFL team to see how good we have it.
We've been very poor tonight, bar the first 15 minutes of the second half. Deserve nothing. Still should have had three points. Will absolutely take one, given everything.
February 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
We've been very poor tonight, bar the first 15 minutes of the second half. Deserve nothing. Still should have had three points. Will absolutely take one, given everything.
Nah, you've got to do better there. Timber should take it on himself, and then Martinelli... it's not easy, but you have to lift it
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Nah, you've got to do better there. Timber should take it on himself, and then Martinelli... it's not easy, but you have to lift it
Of the two that didn't start, I think it's fair to say that Saka looks rather less fit than Odegaard. Hasn't had a kick!
February 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Of the two that didn't start, I think it's fair to say that Saka looks rather less fit than Odegaard. Hasn't had a kick!
Such a flaw in the Laws. Raya is pulled to the floor, it's incredibly blatant. But because it happens before the corner is actually kicked, it's not a foul and they still have the attacking opportunity.
It's not the referee's fault, it's just bad Law-making
It's not the referee's fault, it's just bad Law-making
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Such a flaw in the Laws. Raya is pulled to the floor, it's incredibly blatant. But because it happens before the corner is actually kicked, it's not a foul and they still have the attacking opportunity.
It's not the referee's fault, it's just bad Law-making
It's not the referee's fault, it's just bad Law-making