Jon Sagara
@jonsagara.com
Professional nerd (C#/F#). Swift newb. Pretend woodworker.
You may remember me from such Internet sensations as @us-parks.parksalerts.com and @us-monuments.parksalerts.com
You may remember me from such Internet sensations as @us-parks.parksalerts.com and @us-monuments.parksalerts.com
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oh so the jobs report is going to be BAD bad
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
oh so the jobs report is going to be BAD bad
Me when I order a hamburger medium rare and it comes out well done
February 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Me when I order a hamburger medium rare and it comes out well done
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Sooooo... Kid Rock got 4% of the viewership that Bad Bunny got.
And he got less than half the viewership of Puppy Bowl XXII.
This small percentage are the people who are making life in America so miserable right now.
You can change this in the 2026 midterm elections by flipping Congress.
And he got less than half the viewership of Puppy Bowl XXII.
This small percentage are the people who are making life in America so miserable right now.
You can change this in the 2026 midterm elections by flipping Congress.
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Sooooo... Kid Rock got 4% of the viewership that Bad Bunny got.
And he got less than half the viewership of Puppy Bowl XXII.
This small percentage are the people who are making life in America so miserable right now.
You can change this in the 2026 midterm elections by flipping Congress.
And he got less than half the viewership of Puppy Bowl XXII.
This small percentage are the people who are making life in America so miserable right now.
You can change this in the 2026 midterm elections by flipping Congress.
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AGI is coming … as soon as our website comes back online.
All that money on a Super Bowl commercial and ai.com is returning 503s.
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
AGI is coming … as soon as our website comes back online.
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE
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Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
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Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
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The Coinbase commercial lulled everyone in my bar into a false sense of security so we started singing…then we all booed when we realized it was a crypto ad and that’s how I know I picked the right watering hole. 😆
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The Coinbase commercial lulled everyone in my bar into a false sense of security so we started singing…then we all booed when we realized it was a crypto ad and that’s how I know I picked the right watering hole. 😆
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
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Green Day: “don’t wanna be an American Idiot”
Page Six:
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February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Green Day: “don’t wanna be an American Idiot”
Page Six:
Page Six:
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Mercury, Messenger of the Gods, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by @PhilEllsworth1
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Mercury, Messenger of the Gods, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by @PhilEllsworth1
Defensive battles are dumb
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Defensive battles are dumb
Nailed it, Professor Puth 😎
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Nailed it, Professor Puth 😎
Florida Man actually does good for society www.wpbf.com/article/flor...
Man rescues pregnant woman from sinking car off I-95 in Martin County
She later gave birth at a local hospital
www.wpbf.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Florida Man actually does good for society www.wpbf.com/article/flor...
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Another MAGA adult arguing with children at protest against ICE - Rocklin, CA
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Another MAGA adult arguing with children at protest against ICE - Rocklin, CA
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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POLITICO: “As Europe’s political class moves to clean up its mess and address its shame concerning ties with Epstein , it’s inadvertently highlighting the comparative lack of accountability in 🇺🇸- No prominent politicians have taken a fall.” www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 AM
POLITICO: “As Europe’s political class moves to clean up its mess and address its shame concerning ties with Epstein , it’s inadvertently highlighting the comparative lack of accountability in 🇺🇸- No prominent politicians have taken a fall.” www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
Heroku shifts focus to AI www.heroku.com/blog/an-upda...
An Update on Heroku
Today, Heroku is transitioning to a sustaining engineering model focused on stability, security, reliability, and support. Heroku remains an actively supported, production-ready platform, with an emph...
www.heroku.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Heroku shifts focus to AI www.heroku.com/blog/an-upda...
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
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JD Vance was just ruthlessly booed at the Olympics during the Opening Ceremony when he was shown on the screen. But you would never know by watching the broadcast on NBC.
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
JD Vance was just ruthlessly booed at the Olympics during the Opening Ceremony when he was shown on the screen. But you would never know by watching the broadcast on NBC.